Grapple - "Look I don't get how you can blame me for this! I followed the blueprints you supplied to the letter!" Optimus Prime - "I know you did, that's the problem here!" Grapple - "If I wasn't supposed to follow the blueprints then why did you draft them in the first place?" Optimus Prime - "Yeah but you should have known that was just a doodle I made while on the phone!" Grapple - "Look If you didn't want a seventy five foot statue of Hotrod with Megatrons fusion cannon rammed down his throat blasting his innards out the backside of him then it shouldn't have been on the blueprints!"
Spoiler Shockwave - "I'm glad you decided to start following the safe workplace guidelines so we can qualify for government funding!" Megatron - "Yeah well we could use the money!" Shockwave - "I have read all the literature on workplace violence, harassment, safety and workers rights and will be guiding you through our change to a modern workplace that's up to code!" Megatron - "Alright let's see the new higherees!" Doubledealer - "Hi I'm Doubledealer glad to be here!" Megatron - "No way! I'm not having a guy named Doubledealer around here! I've got enough problems with Starscream trying to stab me in the back!" Shockwave - "You can't judge him on his name that's discrimination! And singling out Starscream like that is also a no no! You should apologize!" Starscream - "Ha ha! I'm waiting for my apology Lord Megatron!" Megatron - "It's in this cannon, put your ear to the end of it and listen carefully!" Shockwave - "You're not allowed to threaten anyone either anymore!" Megatron - "Primus I hate 2020! Next!" Megatron - "So what do you do?" Megatron - "HELLO!!! SPEAK UP!!" Shockwave - "Don't make fun of her disability she's a mute!" Megatron - "AAAHH!!! NEXT!!" Megatron - "Talk about lack of potential! You're as boring and blend in as they come!" Shockwave - "You can't judge someone on their physical appearance it's against-" Megatron - "Okay that's it I quit! Congratulations Starscream you got your wish, you're in charge now!" Starscream - "HAIL STARSCREAM, DECEPTICON RULER!!" Shockwave - "Your first order of business is the two hundred and fifty eight lawsuits from employees who filed against us due to Megatrons behavior!" Starscream - "Wait, what?"
Transmortal Kombat! Part 2 Windblade Vs. Refraktor Spoiler Windblade - "Awwwww are you my three o'clock punching bag?" Refraktor - "Who the hell are you? Hooker-Clown Bot?" Windblade - "I'll rip out your heart for that!" Refraktor - "Show me!" Announcer - "FIGHT!" *SWOOOSH!!! *CRAAACK!!!! Windblade - "Are you watching?" *SNAP! Refraktor - "AAAHH!!!!!" *RIIIIIIP!!!!! Refraktor - "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Announcer - "Windblade wins!" Announcer - "Fatality!"
No everything is still tight. I used to just sit watching TV Transformering him over and over without looking.
Breakdown - "You're cute wanna go to a movie some time?" Windy - "Hee hee okay!, But my mom is a bit over protective!" Breakdown - "Come on how bad can she be?" Windy - "Pretty bad actually!" Windblade - "Windy can you please go find your brother? We need to get going!" Windy - "Okay Mom!" Windblade - "Okay you little hooligan, you've got five seconds to scat before mamma bot shows you what little Decepticon bastards get for trying to corrupt my little girl!" Breakdown - "Wow! You're a bitch!" Breakdown - "I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!!!" Windblade - "Not yet but you will be you little shit!!"
Sideswipe - "You're going down Skywarp!" Skywarp - "Like hell I'll be taken out by an Autobot seeker runt!" Sideswipe - "Seeker? What do you mean seeker?" Thundercracker - "Yeah! Don't you guys see it?" Starscream - "STOP LIVING IN DENIAL!!" Sideswipe - "Holy shit! We are Autobot seekers!" Red Alert - "This is allot to take in!" Sideswipe - "My entire world has been turned upside down!" Thundercracker - "Hey it's okay guys, come on we'll buy you a beer! Thundercracker - "come on!" Sideswipe - "Oh..okay!" Alphastrike - "I'M SCARED!!!" Starscream - "It's okay, it's going to be okay!"
Spoiler Spinister - "Hi there I couldn't help but notice you and thought I'd come over and introduce myself!" Arcee - "Oh? Okay!" Spinister - "Hi I'm Spinister!" Arcee - "Spinister? Really? Kinda menacing!" Spinister - "oh um um" Moon Racer - "So what do you do for a living Spinister?" Spinister - "Oh I'm an evil Decepticon warrior!" Arcee - "Evil you say?" Moon Racer - "Decepticon? Like deception? Lies? You're a liar?" Spinister - "oh um well I!" Acree - "I'm really glad you picked this place, the best!" Moon Racer - "Okay you pick a club to go to!" Spinister - "Oh I've got to get back to people, nice meeting you!" Arcee - "Kay, bye!" Starscream - "So how'd it go?" Spinister - "I got totally shot down!" Starscream - "Well did you be yourself like I told you to?" Spinister - "Yeah!" Skywarp - "Hear that Thundercracker? He was himself!" Thundercracker - "Trying to pick up Autobot women? Ha good luck!" Spinister - "But you told me to be myself!" Starscream - "and I can't believe you did it! What did you lead with? Hi I'm evil Decepticon Spinister?" Thundercracker and Skywarp - "AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Starscream - "Oh Primus you're a dummy! Ha ha ha ha!" Spinister - "I HATE YOU GUYS!" Starscream - "HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Starscream Thundercracker and Skywarp - "AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA!!!!"
Windblade is a mama bear, I can buy that I thought they were dancing to start with! And yeah, I kinda sorta think of them like Autobot Seekers too ^^
Cyclonus - "We need to keep an eye out for that crazy new Arcee the Autobots have, she could be anywhere!" Apeface - "What's all the fuss about one fembot?" Vortex - "Yeah how bad can she be?" Vortex - "AAHHH!!" Arcee - "Hi boys!" Apeface - "AH!!" Cyclonus - "I'm outta here!" Apeface - "DON'T LEAVE ME!!!" Acree - "Hi I'm Arcee, what's your name?" Apeface - "Ape...face..." Arcee - "Well I'm gonna call you Vapeface!" Arcee - "Bye-bye!" Arcee - "Get back here purple guy I'm not done playing with you yet!" Cyclonus - "AAAAHHH!!!!" Acree - "Hee hee hee hee!"
