Wait... wait... you got another Dinobot?

...

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GUYS!

Elita: Oh fuck.

 

Ailene - "I calculate a 100% chance of that possibility Xaran Alamas!"

 

Armada - "You don't belong on the Decepticons! You're a Gobot!"

Crasher - "And why do you belong on the team? You appeared and then disappeared never to be seen again!"

Armada - "I'm just going to go over here now!"

Crasher - "YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT AREN'T YOU? DISAPPEARING!"

 

No crazy laugh? That's clearly not the real Crasher!

 

Bamboozle! Imposter!

 

It must be her twin sister fracture

 

You're a fucking bug, get what you fucking deserve.

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

Sheesh, she made a man question his entire self worth in seconds, brutal.

 

quick, get him a litter box!
  

 

Life finds a way.

 

Bulkhead - "So Molly cat ran out of Fancy Feast and ate Perceptor!"

Ultra Magnus - "Why Perceptor?"

Bulkhead - "Prime thinks it's because he talked all fancy with his fancy accent voice!"

Pointblank - "I guess you and Grapple better keep talking to a minimum until owner gets some more Fancy Feast!"

Hoist - "Why?"

Molly Cat - "I couldn't help but overhear that fancy accent!"

Hoist - "AAAAHHH!!!!!"

Pointblank - "Cats have good hearing, that's why!"

 

Meh, at least it's only a few.

 

Run Grapple run!

   

 

Sunstreaker - "How should Hotrod die next?"

Sideswipe - "I want him to be crushed by a 1947 Tucker Torpedo falling outta the sky!"

Hotrod - "Ha! As if! they only made fifty Tucker Torpedoes and the odds of any car let alone one as rare as that falling on me from the sky are laughable!"

Sunstreaker - "He's right, better play it safe and shoot him!"

Sideswipe - "Yup!'

Blackwing - "Hey guys, this is the Subdurmalverse! I think we should wait this out!"

Hotrod - "Ha! You think it's really gonna happen? Idiots! I'd like to see that!"

Later.....

Triggerhappy - "How?"

Blackwing - "He asked for it!"

 

Magnificus - "Who taught you how to pick up chicks?"

 

Clampdown - "Look I'm glad you thought of me when the assignment came up, but I'd like to be reassigned!"

Ultra Magnus - "Why? I thought you wanted to help the humans!"

Clampdown - "I do! But since joining the war on drugs all the humans I meet are either crying or hate me!"

 

Ultra Magnus - "I'm glad to open negotiations between our worlds, together we can trade goods our worlds have to offer each other and flourish!"

Bulkhead - "I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing your planet has a lot of narcotics to offer!"

Kink the Pink - "Why yes! How did you guess?"

Bulkhead - "Call it a hunch!"