Spectro - "It sure is nice and peaceful without that annoying Wheelie around!" Moonracer - "Yeah I got rid of him for a bit, sent him on a wild goose chase!" Wheelie - "Moonracer you lied to me, there was no Jackoff Spoogedowski!" Moonracer - "DAMMIT!!" Moonracer - "Sorry, I honestly thought that'd keep him busy for longer!"
Cosmos - "Yesterday I visited a planet where they outlawed all social media and texting!" Spinout - "Really? How'd the population react to that?" Cosmos - "After the mass riots died down people actually started talking to each other without memes or emoji's!" Spinout - "Okay, now your story is unbelievable!" Cosmos - "Its true!"
Alpha Trion - "I was a great Autobot leader!" Optimus Prime - "I was a great Autobot leader!" Rodimus Prime - "I was alright!" Metalhawk - "I just pretended!"
The Movie Bots: Preview Spoiler Queen - Princes of the Universe starts playing.... Apeface - "There can be only one!" *CLANG! *CLANG!! Hardhead - "Are you crazy? I'm not immortal!" Kup - "Well let's see!" Hardhead - "NO WAIT!" Hardhead - "AAHHHHH!!!" Minerva - "ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU JUST SHOT HIM!" Kup - "Why does everyone keep asking me if I'm crazy? I only shot him a little!"
It’s like that plot line in the show where an evil Highlander (who happened to be the lead singer from Fine Young Cannibals) teamed up with some rogue Watchers. They would shoot and incapacitate other immortals and he would just walk up to them and coup de grâce them.
Our hero has returned to us! Bulkhead needs to have his optics checked. That's Bumper, not Bumblebee. Cool! I remember you mentioning this some time ago. Nice to see you're going forward with it.
Milord devours them, the cycle continues gloriously. Jesus Christ is that really necessary? MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FINALLY RETURNED TO ROAST MORE SHITTY G1 TOYS. HALLELUJAH!!!! So in other words hauler is the sergeant from full metal dust jacket. No, if you do you won't be the smartest person on the planet anymore. That's so much less impressive. This shouldn't be so funny but it really is. Also, hauler as a sergeant works to damn well. This could take a while. Reloading makes shooting so inefficient. Aw no jackoffasaur? Imagine if that actually happened. Booooooooooo. ... *Slow clap* It's kup, he's the only one who still holds up after his update.
Rung - "Wow! I didn't have the slightest idea how insane most of Subdurmals bots were! If I did I'd have never told anyone I was a therapist! I don't think I can stand anymore crazy today!" Spike - "I guess you don't want to turn around then!" Harcee - "Hiya! I'm here for my session!" Rung - "Oh, fuck my life!"
Ratchet - "There all done! You're operational again!" Ratchet - "Can you do us both a favor and avoid Doubledealer from now on?" Ratchet - "Because frankly removing that from your ass was a lot of work!"
Tracks - "Holy Primus! What happened to Sixgun?" Crashbar - "He didn't know where the TV is, you know where the TV is?" Tracks - "Um, no!" Tracks - "LEGS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!" Crashbar - "Get back here and tell me where the TV is!"
