The Movie Bots: BOT TREK: Zero Hour PART 5 Spoiler Kup - "Captains log Stardate 192303.9, we have returned to the Enterprise from Galatus Four our first brush with the entity which has resulted in Lieutenant Sideswipes fatality! Commander Firestar and I are headed for sickbay to hear Doctor Lifelines findings on his remains..." Kup - "Whats your prognosis Doctor?" Lifeline - "Its as if the very life-force has been taken from him!" Firestar - "Do you believe there is any chance of reviving him? The entity on the planet seemed to do so with the bodies of the survey team!" Lifeline - "From the readings we got from the scans you took while on the planet, I'd have to say no! The survey team members appeared to be under some kind of remote control from the being!" Kup - "Call the senior staff to the bridge, we need to hold a meeting and discuss options if we even have any in dealing with this lifeform!" Firestar - "Aye Captain!" Later on the bridge..... Perceptor - "Captain! I've run all recordings and scanner data through the Enterprises computer and it has a plausible identity of the entity on the planet below!" Kup - "What can you tell me about him?" Perceptor - "Only pieces from the ancient fables, he is of the world before us from the Zero hour the first activation of Vector Sigma! He took the body of an ancient prime to wage his revenge against us!" Firestar - "Revenge for what?" Perceptor - "Existing!" Kup - "What do we call him?" Perceptor - "He doesn't really have a name as we know it, the nearest label you could pin on him is the nothing!" Kup - "What do the fables say of defeating him?" Perceptor - "Only the aid of Primus himself!" Windblade - "Well I'm not exactly a practicing Primus believer, but I doubt if even I was praying would accomplish anything!" Kup - "Is there anything useful from the archives?" Perceptor - "Just that his goal is to return to Cybertron and activate something referred to has the helix!" Firestar - "Activate it for what?" Perceptor - "To extinguish the entire Cybertronian race! To return our sparks to the nothing, a void of sorts predating any signs of life from the first activation of Vector Sigma!" Firestar - "So what the hell do we do now?" Kup - "I'll contact Admiral Grapple, in the meantime keep the Enterprise in high orbit, we need to make sure this nothing stays landlocked to Galatus Four and never reaches Cybertron and this helix!" Sweep - "We are cloaked! The Enterprise has no idea we're right beside them!" Scourge - "Excellent!" Scourge - "Maintain stealth operations!" Sweep - "Understood my lord!" Kickback - "My lord! They have left the entity unguarded on the planets surface!" Scourge - "Excellent! This is just the turn of luck I've been waiting for! Put together a landing party! We will seize the entity and its power for ourselves and the glory of the Decepticon Empire!"
Daniel - "Alright Wheelie! Now that we're both here we can get inserted into every story and annoy everyone reading just like season three of the G1 cartoon!" Wheelie - "Ha ha ha ha!!" Wheelie and Daniel - "AAAHHHH!!!" *CRUSH!! The Ark - "And that's the best thing I've done all day!"
Bluesbreaker - "Hey Hotrod can you help out Perceptor with his nerdy experiment?" Hotrod - "What do you think I'm an idiot?" Bluesbreaker - "What? What gives you that idea?" Hotrod - "You're only giving me that thing because its gonna blow up and blow me up along with it and everyone's gonna laugh at me!" Bluesbreaker - "No! This thing is harmless all its gonna do is beep a lot when Perceptor runs his experiment!" Hotrod - "Give me your word of honor that its not going to explode and kill me then!" Bluesbreaker - "Okay man, I give you my word of honor this things not gonna explode and kill you!" Hotrod - "Fine! I'll hold on to it for you then!" Bluesbreaker - "Thanks I'll tell Perceptor you helped him out!" Perceptor - "Did you find a good place for the homing target for the test missile?" Bluesbreaker - "The perfect one, my word of honor!" Perceptor - "Okay then stand back!" *Click! *Zoom! *Beep! Hotrod - "Okay it beeped and didn't explode, I guess Bluesbreaker is good for his word!" *beeping faster *Sound of rocket approaching *Beeping much faster *Rocket sounding closer... *Beeping almost a solid tone *Rocket sound deafening... Hotrod *Sighs
As soon as Bluesbreaker said that the satellite-looking thing wasn't going to kill Hot Rod, I immediately knew something else would! At least Perceptor's testing was successful! Lol!
Transformers: The Movie Producer - "So guys how about you meet one of your costars for the upcoming film and season three!" Wheelie - "Now that we're together, we can be friends forever!" Trailbreaker - "Can you just kill me off in the movie?" Brawn - "Me too, but just do it before he shows up in the story!" Gears - "Ditto!" Bluestreak - "You know what, I'll just disappear in season 2 at some point never to be seen again!"
Brawn - "So whatever happened to you and that human girlfriend of yours?" Powerglide - "Well we started seeing more of each other and things kinda started to progress-" Jane - "THERE HE IS! THERE'S THE BOT THAT CRUSHED THAT GIRL!"
Trailbreaker - "Primus almighty! How many times is Hasbro gonna milk this mold!" Sideswipe - "Bro, trust me you've got nothing to complain about yet!" Clampdown - "Hey! You stole my gun!' Sideswipe - "AND YOU STOLE EVERYTHING ELSE!!"