Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Subdurmal, Mar 27, 2020.
He is evil!!
Lifeline - "I don't know if I should go on a date with you, there's something off putting about you!"
Tarn - "Come on baby! How can you not trust this face?"
Its literally the face of her enemy
BUUUUUT on the other hand she is a Paradronian...
Hehe that gave me a chuckle
Orion Pax - "Subdurmals been saying the raccoons are getting bad around here! He has to put the garbage out at first light or they rip it apart!"
Knockout - "Oh please! Raccoons aren't that bad!"
Scraphook - "What the? GET OFF OF ME DUMPSTER DIVER!!"
Scraphook - "AAAHHHHH!!!!"
Scraphook - "AAHHH!!! IT'S RIPPING ME APART! AAHHH!!!"
Orion Pax - "You were saying?"
Knockout - "Nothing much!"
Why's skylynx wearing a raccoon costume?
Sky Lynx! The Raccoons are stealing your food!
Ratchet - "Well I've repaired Chromia, but I'd say it's best you give her some time to cool off!"
Ironhide - "I don't get why she's so bent out of shape! She told me to do something romantic for valentine's day!"
Ratchet - "The whole cupids arrow thing is symbolic and metaphorical! You literally shot her in the chest with an arrow!"
Ironhide - "It was only to show her how much I love her!"
Ratchet - "I have a feeling once you talk to her again you'll be making an appearance on my operating table!"
Ask Vector Sigma....
Grimlock - "Me Grimlock ask Vector Sigma a question!"
Vector Sigma - "I am Vector Sigma! Before Cybertron was, I was!"
Grimlock - "Tell me Grimlock how they can get the non-stick stuff stuck to non-stick frying pans if its non-stick!"
Vector Sigma - "Please remove key and go away!
Uh oh, it looks like Sky Lynx has a competitor for his junk food! Lol
I think Ironhide might just want to run...
Ha, even Vector Sigma is stumped!
That's how my dark elf main in ESO likes showing affection. Shooting someone
Should have done more than insert key. Like give an offering
*Hyperventilates from laughing*
Grimlock is asking the important questions!
Oh my god.
...I don't, what?
Blurr - "I-forgot-to-get-the-hydrospanner- I'll-have-to-run-back-and-get-it!"
Blurr - "But-I-also-forgot-to-get-the-cybercoupler-so-I-better-run-back-and-get-that!"
Sideswipe - "Wow, I wish there was a way to slow Blurr down sometimes, he can be so annoying!"
Blurr - "I-was-in-such-a-hurry-I-forgot-to-get-the-coil-in-the-first-place!"
Blurr - "AHHH!!"
Burt - "There! Now he's both slow and down!"
Sideswipe - "That isn't exactly what I had in mind!"
Rumble - "Totally works for me!"
Hoist - "Did the bot you hired to maintain the new sleek observation tower do his job yet?"
Grapple - "He's coming to give his report as we speak Hoist! A magnificent tower it is! One of my most beautiful creations! So perfect!"
Scraphook - "I got that tower all sorted out boss! It was a disaster! But don't worry I ripped all those seamless panels off and knocked it down into a beautiful open air debris field!"
Grapple - "You, WHAT?!"
Hoist - "I told you to read his resume first!"
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