Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Subdurmal, Mar 27, 2020.
Make sure the entire state of Rhode Island can hear him!
Megatron - "What a glorious day for the Decepticons! Not only did we get Needlenose, but we finally completed Menasor and have a serious and powerful, tough warrior!"
Galvatron - "I'm not entirely sold on the tough part!"
Megatron - "What makes you say that?"
Menasor - "This umbrella is too small to protect me from the suns harsh shine! Go on Amazon and order me a larger one and while you're at it get some nice scented oils so I can smell zesty when I lubricate my joints!"
Megatron - "DAMMIT ALL!!!!"
Not very Mensing is he :rofl:
I'll see myself out at terrible pun XD
I'm a little surprised we didn't get genius gestalt Mensasor.
That'd be hilarious
Needlenose looks great! Can't wait till he and Hot Shot are released in my neck of the woods.
He and Scraphook are great! I might yet get a Hot Shot. On the fence....
I haven't quite made up my mind about Scraphook yet, but I knew I'd be getting Hot Shot as soon as I saw him revealed. He's one of my favorite Autobots from Armada.
Ahaha poor Megs!
but wait, this means you can do my idea all the way back from September!
I'll see what I can do, in the meantime....
Menasor - "MENASOR COMPLETE!! PATHETIC SMALL AUTOBOTS WILL BE DESTROYED BY SURE BRUTE SIZE!!!"
Skyfire - "Anytime you're ready to test that theory, I'm right here!"
Hehe it seems Menasor didn't account for Jetfire!
Bro forgot lmao
The Movie Bots: BOT TREK: ZERO HOUR PART 4
Kup - "Captains log Stardate 242301. The Enterprise has reached the Galatus system and is nearing Galatus Four. I am mixed with emotion, the explorer in me is excited for the opportunity to study a new life form, but the Captain in me is anxious of it from Lieutenant Windblades accounts....next log entry will be post preliminary assessment of the situation and status of the lifeform..."
Kup - "Perceptor! Transmit ships logs to Admiral Grapples office!"
Perceptor - "Aye sir!"
Tigertrack - "Entering orbit of Galatus Four Captain!"
Kup - "Commander, you and two security personnel, Lieutenant Windblade and Doctor Lifeline report to the transporter room with me!"
Kup - "Perceptor! You have the ship!"
Perceptor - "Understood!"
The planet surface........
Firestar - "Scanning!"
Kup - "Set weapons on maximum stun!"
Windblade - "Recommend setting to kill sir!"
Kup - "Noted Lieutenant, if stun does not prove effective we can always increase the settings!"
Windblade - "But sir!"
Lifeline - "Its okay, try to stay calm!"
Kup - "Your objection is noted Lieutenant, please carry out my orders!"
Windblade - "Yes sir!"
Firestar - "Captain! I'm getting a reading ahead, possible lifeform!"
Kup - 'Lets get a closer look!"
Firestar - "Is that him Lieutenant?"
Windblade - "Yes...that's him!"
Kup - "Try to get a better scan while we're still undetected!"
Firestar - "Yes sir!"
Convoy - "Why don't you just come closer? You'll get better scans that way Captain!"
Kup - "Hello, I am Captain Kup of-"
Convoy - "The Uss Enterprise NCC-1701-B, United Federation of planets, you're here to assess me for danger and containment!"
Kup - "I'm afraid you have us at a disadvantage sir!"
Convoy - "and that statement is perhaps the truest thing you have ever spoken!"
Firestar - "What is your name?"
Convoy - "I never needed a name before all of this! Before the Zero Hour! There was no need for one! No one to ask! Things were....perfection then! Now all your thoughts, your desires, things, energies, its like one giant festering excrement crushing me...deafening!"
Kup - "I don't understand, are you saying our presence here is causing you discomfort?"
Convoy - "No Captain! I'm saying your very existence discomforts me! It doesn't matter if you're a thousand lightyears or ten feet away! Your stench is just the same!"
Kup - "Are you announcing hostile intentions?"
Convoy - "You are afraid! You shouldn't be! Soon you will return to me! You will be silenced again, you all will! Once I return to the helix I will siphon all of my algorithm from Vector Sigmas excrements!"
Sideswipe - "AAHHHHH!!!"
Convoy - "Don't fight it! Return to me!"
Kup - "OPEN FIRE!!"
Firestar - "Weapons have no effect!"
Kup - "Increase weapon settings to kill!"
Windblade - "I told you!"
Convoy - "You are beginning to annoy me even more than I thought possible!"
Firestar - "Kill settings are having a minimal effect!"
Windblade - "Whats he doing?"
Firestar - "Unbelievable he's reanimating them!"
Tracks - "Our weapons have little to no effect on them as well!"
Kup - "Kup to Enterprise! Lock on to away team and beem us back to the ship!"
Convoy - ".....I must get to the helix!"
Oooh very cool!
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