Dude we get it you love memes well you make Hot Rod do something really stupid and Godzilla kill him while a new dude of the cast comes and watches and I’ll show you a really good meme

 

 

These are all gold.

 

Slamdance - "Will you teach me how to be a Ninja?"

Nightbird - "You would have to dedicate yourself to the training, once started it must be completed!"

Slamdance - "I am dedicated! Let's do this!"

Nightbird - "I'm serious! You must be dedicated!"

Slamdance - "I am! I wanna be a Ninja!"

Nightbird - "Very well, your training begins now!"

BOOT!!!!

Slamdance - "ERAHHH OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!"

Slamdance - "AAAHHH!!!!"

Nightbird - "I will now teach you how not to get kicked in nuts and bolts!"

Slamdance - "How?"

Nightbird - "By doing it till you're able to stop me!"

BOOOT!!!
Slamdance - "OOOOWWW!!!!!!"

BOOT!!!!

Slamdance - "OOOHHH!!!!!"

Slamdance - "AAAHH please stop I changed my mind I don't want to be a Ninja!"

Nightbird - "But you have dedicated yourself! I already told you, once training has started it must be completed!"

BOOT!!!!

Slamdance - "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"


Let's all wish Slamdance best of luck!

 

Optimus Prime - "So I was thinking I'll get you guys to build the new base right over there!"

Hoist - "I don't know Prime!"

Hoist - "You're not thinking resale value here!"

Grapple - "Hoist is right! This area is too far from highway access and miles and miles away from any shopping center!"

Optimus Prime - "You know I'm really starting to regret letting you two take that real estate course!"

Cliffjumper - "I told you it was a bad idea!"

 

Such fun, wholesome humor!

 

Scrapface - "What are you guys doing up there?"

Hound - "Land Sharks!"

Red Alert - "You best get up here, some of them are whoppers!"

Scrapface - "There's no such thing as land sharks, and the day I'm proven otherwise is the day I die!"

CHOMP!

Scrapface - "AAAHHHH!!!!!!!"
Scrapface - "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

Hound - "Well what do you know? Scrapface was right and wrong!"

 

Growing Up Aimless EP#9 - You Know What Sucks

Cliffjumper - "I can't believe Aimless got Omega Supreme after me! Everyone in town knows you don't mess around with Countdown!"

Countdown - "There he is Daddy!"

Omega Supreme - "OMEGA! ASSWHOOPING!!"

Cliffjumper - "AAAHHH!!!"

--------------LATER------------

Windblade - "Well I hope you're happy Aimless, Doctor Ratchet says your dad won't get out of hospital for weeks! Go to your room and stay there forever!"

Aimless - "Aw man this sucks!"

Windblade - "No! You know what sucks? Getting straws from the dollar store next time I'm there so I can feed your father when he comes home!"

 

Hoist - "So how's Ninja training going?"

Slamdance - "Oh don't ask, I'm just trying my best to not get kicked in the junk again!"

Hoist - "What's Nightbird teaching you now?"

Slamdance - "Still on defense!"

Hoist - "How's that going?"

BOOT!!

Slamdance - "AAHHHH!!!!!"

Nightbird - "You let your gaurd down leaving yourself open to attack!"

Slamdance - "Oooww!!!!"

Hoist - "You know what? It's okay you don't have to tell me I think I can figure it out!"

 

SIEGE Optimus: Slayer of the Non-Articulate
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Chapter 20

Spoiler

Optimus Prime - "And just what in the fuck are you supposed to be?"

Wheeljack - "Prime! It's me Wheeljack!"

Wheeljack - "You know your trusted mechanic? Inventor of gadgets and gizmos?"

Optimus Prime - "You gotta lay off the crack man. There isn't a snowballs chance in hell I'd ever associate with the likes of you!"

Optimus Prime - "and how the hell can you be a mechanic and inventor? You don't have any hand holes for tools! You've got no elbow, knee, waist or foot articulation either for that matter! Total fucking joke of a transforming action figure! Except you're not funny, just sad!"

Wheeljack - "Hey! I outta knock you out!"

Optimus Prime - "AH HA HA HA except that's as high as you can raise your arms because your shoulder cannons are blocking them!"

Optimus Prime - "HA HA HA I take it back you are funny!"

Optimus Prime - "Ok time to die Gobot!"

Wheeljack - "AHH!!"

Optimus Prime - "What the hell?"


Optimus Prime - "Wow he's so shitty the blast effects look like shit on him when I shoot him! They come out all poo colored!"


Siege Optimus continues his quest to rid the world of inferior transforming action figures that are not as articulated as him. To this quest he has pledged his life!

Because.....

He is!

SIEGE OPTIMUS: Slayer of the Non-Articulate!

 

Oof. Another G1 toy bites the dust.

 

Still lots to go  ​

 

I'd love to see his reaction to G1 Prime.

Or to a figure with even better articulation than him!

 

Both are in his future

 

Hotlink - "Hey how's it going?"

Soundwave - "Who are you?"

Hotlink - "I'm Hotlink! I was in one episode of the show!"

Soundwave - "Hasbro made a one scene appearance character a toy?"

Soundwave - "So Subdurmal bought a one time scene character but still hasn't gotten a single chest minion for me?"

Hotlink - "Oh sorry man, I didn't mean to offend you or anything!"

Soundwave - "It's ok, not your fault! I can let it slide once!"

Acid Storm - "Hey guys, I'm Acid Storm from that one scene in that one episode on Cybertron!"

Soundwave - "Oh fuck off!"

Soundwave - "Fuck you Subdurmal!"