Subdurmal's Randoms & Other Series

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  1. Smoking Cons Club

    Smoking Cons Club Realm of Darkness. (It holds many dark secrets)

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    Subdurmal Well-Known Member

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    Scrapper - "We can work together!"

    Hook - "Think of the possibilities!"
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    Hoist - "What do you say Grapple?"

    Grapple - "I don't know Hoist, I remember the solar power tower project didn't work out so well!"
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    Hoist - "Yeah but we're allot bigger now and they are so tiny and pathetic! They barely articulate!"
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    Bonecrusher - "HEY! I HEARD THAT!"
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    Hoist - "I know! With your teeny tiny ears! Ha ha!"
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    Scrapper - "We don't need to take that! Constructicons merge into!"
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    Devastator - "DEVASTATOR!"
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    Hoist - "Uh-oh!"
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    Grapple - "Hang on"
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    Grapple - "I've got this!"
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    Grapple - "Got your nose!"
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    Hook - "Hey! Give that back!"

    Scrapper - "No fair!"

    Hoist - "HA HA HA HA!!!"
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    Hoist - "Oh I think this project is going to be fun!"
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  3. Subdurmal

    Subdurmal Well-Known Member

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    Growing Up Aimless EP#6 - Flowers

    Brawn - "Hey Cliff, you think Aimless is ready for a job? I know old Mr. Bonecrusher is looking for a new animal feeder on his farm!"
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    Cliffjumper - "Well what do you say Aimless? Want a job to make some extra spending money for your video games?"

    Aimless - "Oh yeah dad, that'd be great!"
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    Brawn - "Ok I'll let him know Aimless is coming tomorrow morning!"

    Cliffjumper - "Thanks Brawn!"
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    Cliffjumper - "Remember son, don't shy away from hard work. It helps make a good first impression with your employer!"

    Aimless - "I'll make you proud dad you'll see!"
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    ----------The Next Morning---------

    Bonecrusher
    - "Thanks for coming Aimless, I really needed a new feeder helper. I'll feed the pig cause that didn't work out to well with the last kid!"

    Aimless - "I can do it! I'm a hard worker you'll see!"
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    Bonecrusher - "Are you sure? Old Flowers can be a hand full!"
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    Aimless - "Absolutely! How bad can an old pig named Flowers be!"
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    Bonecrusher - "Well ok then! Unlock the feed sylo and start her off with some apples. Key is on the hook board out back near Flowers!"
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    Aimless - "You got it!"
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    Smashdown - "Are you nuts? That pig is dangerous!"

    Aimless - "Oh come on, it's name is Flowers for Pete's sake!"
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    Flowers - "OINK!!! OINK!!!"
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    Aimless - "OH MY GOD!!!"
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    Aimless - "AAHHHH!!!! HELP FLOWERS IS GOING TO EAT ME!!!"

    Flowers -
    "OINK OINK!!!!!"
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    Aimless - "AAHHHH!!!!"

    Flowers -
    "OOIIIINK!!!!"
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    Bonecrusher - "Yup! That's what happened to the last kid!"
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    Scarlet knight Emergency Food Connoisseur

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    Farmer Bonecrusher may have left a few details out.
     
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  5. Arkimus Prime

    Arkimus Prime Paleontologist Extraordinaire

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    O...
     
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  6. Smoking Cons Club

    Smoking Cons Club Realm of Darkness. (It holds many dark secrets)

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    Oh classic
     
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  7. Subdurmal

    Subdurmal Well-Known Member

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    Growing Up Aimless EP#7 - The Farmer's Daughter


    Bonecrusher
    - "Okay Aimless, let's start you off with some lighter duties. I want you to look after the cat and dog!, And don't talk to my daughter!"
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    Bonecrusher - "Seriously......do not talk to my little girl!"
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    Aimless - "....um okay......."
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    Recoil - "He means it dude! He's crazy over protective of his daughter!"
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    Daughter - "Oh hi! Are you the new person taking care of Bingo and Mittens?"

    Aimless - "Why yes I am, my name is Aimless!"
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    Bonecrusher - "IS THIS LITTLE FUCK BOTHERING YOU PRINCESS????"

    Daughter - "he he yeah he was talking to me Daddy!"
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    Bonecrusher - "RECOIL! TRANSFORM IMMEDIATELY!!"
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    Recoil - "Run dude!"

    Aimless - "Oh hamburgers!"
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    Scarlet knight Emergency Food Connoisseur

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    It might have been a good idea to show him what his daughter looks like first.
     
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    Smoking Cons Club Realm of Darkness. (It holds many dark secrets)

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    How did farmer bone crusher have a human............ CREEPY!
     
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    Scarlet knight Emergency Food Connoisseur

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    Subdurmal Well-Known Member

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    It's best not to ask questions about anything regarding the origin of his daughter....or anything else about her, Bonecrusher is not a fan.

    Ah capitalism :D 
     
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    The Fallen Retired Collector

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    He needs to ask more questions.
     
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    Subdurmal Well-Known Member

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    Trenchfoot - "Don't move it's vision is based on sight!"

    Sideswipe - "It can also hear you idiot!"
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    Smoking Cons Club Realm of Darkness. (It holds many dark secrets)

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    Nice cat
     
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    Subdurmal Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. Molly is my wife's "pretty kitty" mine is fatso who's paw is in picture. Couldn't get her in frame due to mass.
     
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    Just use a light show.............wait your not Jazz. You're screwed. Have fun! Nice knowing you
     
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    Busted!
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    :lol :lol 
     
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    Growing Up Aimless EP#8 - My Dad Is Stronger Than Yours


    Aimless
    - "So the new kid that transferred to our school was going around telling everyone his Dad can kick all our dad's ass's!"

    Cliffjumper - "What'd you say?"
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    Aimless - "I told him my Dad can kick his dad's ass any day of the week blindfolded!"

    Cliffjumper - "Ha! That's my boy!"
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    Aimless - "Stupid Moon buggy doesn't know that my dad is the toughest around!"

    Cliffjumper - "Ha ha! Yup! Wait, did you say moon buggy?"
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    Countdown - "There he is Daddy! That's the kid who said his daddy can kick your ass!"
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    Omega Supreme - "OMEGA! READY!!"

    Cliffjumper - "AAAAHHH!!!! AIMLESS!!!!"
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