Subdurmal's Randoms & Other Series

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Subdurmal, Mar 27, 2020.

  1. Subdurmal

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    Kup - "So are we still on for that bowling game we talked about?"

    Soundwave - "Affirmative!"
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    Soundwave - "The pins have been all set up!"

    Bugbite - "Yeah and I can't wait to beat Hotrods ass!"
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    Hotrod - "In your dreams Bumblebite! I'm the best bowler around!"
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    Bugbite - "Oh yeah? Prove it!"
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    Bugbite - "The lane is over there!"

    Hotrod - "Ha! Someone's gonna get creamed!"
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    Hotrod - "This is gonna be awesome!"
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    Hotrod - "Why are they so big? I can't roll a bowling ball big enough to knock these down!"
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    Bugbite - "Signal Omega!"

    Soundwave - "Signalling!"
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    *Rolling bowling ball sound
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    Hotrod - "Ooooh shit!"

    *Rolling bowling ball sound way louder
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    *Pins crashing

    Hotrod - "AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

    Kup - "Sweet!"

    Bugbite - "Beautiful strike!"
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  2. Subdurmal

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    Subdurmal - "Hey Wheeljack!"
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    Wheeljack - "Hey what's up?"

    Subdurmal - "Can you send a direct message to the head of Hasbro logistics for me to all emails, phones and tablets and such simultaneously?"
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    Wheeljack - "Sure, what do you want it to say?"

    Subdurmal - "You fucking suck at your job! Signed Subdurmal"
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    Wheeljack - "That's all you want it to say?"

    Subdurmal - "Yup, that's all I've got to say!"
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    *Galvatron, G2 Ramjet and Tracks now a month overdue :oops: 
     
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    I'd say I can't believe he walked in on that one but I'm not surprised anymore. Glorious roll Omega

    Aw man that sucks Subdermal.
     
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    Inferno - "I wonder if this hair pin can kill a bot"

    Hotrod - "Yeah right! It's just a hair pin!"
    IMG_20210729_223506.jpg Hoist - "Actually it's pretty sharp compared to our swords and axes that have been released by Hasbro!"

    Jazz - "Yeah, I bet you could do allot of damage with one of those things!"
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    Hotrod - "I'd like to see you prove it!"
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    Inferno - "Okay!"

    Hotrod - "NO WAIT!!"
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    Hotrod - "AAAHHHHH!!!!"
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    Inferno - "Hair pins do kill transformers!"

    Jazz - "Now we know!"

    Hoist - "and knowing is half the battle!"
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    #bringbacktransformerspsas
     
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    :lolol  Cat's can kill transformers too. Mine ate my Mindwipe's head
     
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    Ratchet - "I'm telling you Prime, this game is dangerous! It made Smokescreen play it to death and now Huffer has been playing it for weeks!"
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    Kup - "Stay away from that thing guys, it's not natural! Scares the begeesus outta me!"
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    Wheeljack - "I wanna study this Optimus!"

    Red Alert - "Tigertrack already went to have a look, but I haven't heard back from him for quite some time!"
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    Optimus Prime - "I don't like the looks of this! Let's go check on Tigertrack immediately!"
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    Tigertrack - "Hurry up and die already I want a turn!"
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    Huffer - "Power........fading..........must.......play........game!"
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    *THUD

    Tigertrack - "Finally!"
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    Tigertrack - "My turn!"
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    Optimus Prime - "Primus help us!"
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    Omega Supreme - "Omega, pity you!"
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    Blackwing - "Um, okay?"
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    Omega Supreme - "Too small and pathetic! Omega, mercy!"
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    Later.......

    Blackwing - "What I'd give to get even with him!"
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    Blackwing - "YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED NOW BUD! I'M TAKING VITAMINS!"
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    :lol :
     
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    I wanted to see him get flattened like a metal pancake.
    Can you send it to whoever's in charge of their online shows to? Oh! And maybe their store distributors?
    He must love tempting fate.
    Me as a kid taking Flintstones vitamins.
     
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    Cyclonus - "It is time to rejoice! For Kingdom Galvatron is now amongst us!"

    Viewfinder - "Oh he's finally here? What's his personality like? Is he cool? An asshole? Or just plain nuts like in the G1 Cartoon?"
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    Scourge - "Um.."

    Cyclonus - "..well"
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    Galvatron - "Where are my loyal millions of sausages and balloon troops? Huh? Where are they? ANSWER GALVATRON!!!!!"
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    Refraktor - "..wa-WHAT?!"
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    Galvatron - "YOU HAVE EATEN AND POPPED THEM!!! DIIIIE!!!!!!!"

    Refraktor - "AAHHH!!!!"

    Wingspan - "Oh shit!!!"
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    Viewfinder - "Ah! Nevermind, I can see he's the bat shit crazy kind!"

    Wingspan - "AAAHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!"

    Galvatron - "DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!"
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    Remember you're all in a funnys comic.
     
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    Burt - "Wait! COME BACK I'M NOT DONE KILLING YOU YET!"
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    Hotrod - "Ha! Already lost him! I'm not getting blasted by a purple deceptitank today! No way!"
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    Galvatron - "Technically correct!"
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    Hotrod - "AAAHHHHH!!!!!"
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    Burt - "I love you Daddy!"
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    I read brunts "I love you Daddy!" In the voice of the do the roar kid from Shrek.
     
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    :lolol 
     
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    Deltron Magnus Seeker of Barkness

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    Galvatron may be a brutal, unstable, psychopathic warlord, but he's a great dad - you gotta give him that!
     
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    Rattrap Primal Geek Overlord, Botbot Collector

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    So, will Buzzworthy Bumblebee’s Gift Set Bumblebee get misnamed or lead to more misnaming of poor Hubcap?
     
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  17. Smoking Cons Club

    Smoking Cons Club "Me Grimlock kick butt!"

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    Could’ve used unicorn would’ve been an awkward bowling for omega supreme
     
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    Smoking Cons Club "Me Grimlock kick butt!"

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    You should put the two Decepticon jet brothers together
    What do they look like combined to make a bigger ship
     
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    Smoking Cons Club "Me Grimlock kick butt!"

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    I bet he’ll get called hubcap
     
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    Actual Hubcap: "WHAT IN THE FRAGGING HELL?!?"
     
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