Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Subdurmal, Mar 27, 2020.
This is not an over reaction and you have my deepest sympathies.
Apeface - "Hey wanna go shoot stuff?"
Viewfinder - "Sorry I told Exhaust I'd hang out with him!"
Apeface - "Oh man I couldn't stand being his friend! Way too much bullshit!"
Viewfinder - "What do you mean?"
Apeface - "Trust me, you'll find out!"
Viewfinder - "Hey buddy what do you want to do today?"
Exhaust - "Oh I'm so glad you're here! I need your help moving a couch, putting up a brick wall, stacking the 40 bars of lead I just received and there's a bunch of old tires I need to take to the dump!"
Viewfinder - "AAHHH!!! BEING YOUR FRIEND IS SO EXHAUSTING!!!"
That puns awful.
Hey it was a long at work and I'm........wait for it................. exhausted!
You need to relax and enjoy a nice meal at... Denny's.
Hotrod - "Aw sweet a pill I know nothing about!"
Hotrod - "I'm gonna take it and see what super power I get!"
Hotrod - "So what super power did I get?"
Ratchet - "Explosive diarrhea!"
Hotrod - "AAHHH!!!"
Hotrod - "AAHHHH, IT BURNS!!!!"
Ratchet - "I know being a doctor I should feel sorry for him, but I don't!"
Bluestreak - "It's ok, neither does anybody else!"
Hotrod -. "AAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Hey at least no one is shooting Hot Rod in the face this time!
You must love tempting fate.
That sounds like a fate worse than being forced to hang out with Sunstreaker and Hot Rod simultaneously for hours without having the means to kill either of them.
Ah yes, one of the fabled Transformers PSAs.
If there's one thing Transformers needs more of, it's PSAs. #bringbacktransformerspsas
Scourge - "You know Scourge was the replacement for Thundercracker in the movie, so you best be on good behavior or owner might replace you with me!"
Thundercracker - "AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Thundercracker - "No offense there brick bot, but I think I'm safe!"
SS86 Scourge - "Hi guys! What's up?"
Thundercracker - "Aw shit!"
And the debates begin...
Optimus Prime - "Okay Megatron, since we are in times of peace I decided to bring in an expert to help you become more friendly with everyone!"
Megatron - "Who?"
Optimus Prime - "A care bear!"
Care Bear - "Hi Megsy! Ready for lessons in caring and sharing?"
Megatron - "If by that it means how much I'd care to share the experience of shoving you up it's ass, then let's get started!"
I'm with Meg's here.
I'm with Megs too on this. I don trust care bears
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