Subdurmal's Randoms & Other Series

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    Hey all living in the social distancing world is boring so I've decided to make a thread for everything not Epic Sage I make.

    Lots of randoms and Slayer of the Non-Articulate on the way.

    I'll put the bigger ones behind spoilers, rate if you like!

    Here's the first one I ever made on the site.

    Megatron - "Look I'm greatful you volunteered for the spy mission its just.....that....you don't meet certain requirements"
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    Nova Storm - "its the paint job again isn't it?"

    Soundwave - ".....yes!"



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    Ion Storm - "What the hell is that?!"

    Shockwave - "Identify yourself!"
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    Cykill- "I am the mighty Cykill leader of the renegades of Gobotron, all will bow to my power!"

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    Shockwave, Ion Storm & Viewfinder - "ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!"

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    Shockwave - "ha ha...no no he he seriously who are you?"[​IMG]
     
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    Outback - "You should try it, its kinda fun"
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    Mirage - "I wouldn't be caught invisible riding a Gobot bike!"
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    Optimus Prime - "The matrix has dealt with some serious shit, I'm hoping it can destroy this thing once and for all"
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    Optimus Prime - "Come on little guy take the bait....."

    Beachcomber - "Prime i can see this really backfiring"

    Kremzeek - "kremzeek?!"
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    Spyglass - "Well I don't know about you, but I'm glad I skipped black Friday"
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    Viewfinder - "Yeah, those thing's are pandemonium!"
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    Spectro - "Yeah, that's how Kup said he lost his head"
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    Refraktor - "Wait, how'd Kup tell you he lost his head without a head?"
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    Spectro - "DON'T RUIN STORYTIME!!!!!!!"
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    Welcome to social media Megatron.

    All Decepticons - "HAIL MEGATRON!, HAIL MEGATRON!"[​IMG]

    All Decepticons - "HAIL MEGATRON!, HAIL MEGATRON!"[​IMG]

    All Decepticons - "HAIL MEGATRON!"

    Megatron - "These photos will look tremendous on my new Facebook page"
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    Megatron - "Post them immediately!"

    Refraktor - "Yes sir!"
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    Shockwave - "Um Megatron, maybe you shouldn't post these they might send the wrong visual message to people"
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    Megatron - "Nonsense post them!"
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    ---------------THE FOLLOWING DAY------------

    Megatron - "Soundwave access the internet I want to see how everyone likes my photos"
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    Soundwave - "As you command, Megatron"
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    Soundwave - "You have 234,864 new messages"

    Refraktor - "Your also mentioned in the news!"

    Megatron - "Great! What's everyone saying?"[​IMG]

    Refraktor - "Basically your a nazi!"
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    Shockwave - "Welcome to social media Megatron"[​IMG]
     
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    Transformers: The Movie
    Prime vs. Megatron directors cut.

    Optimus Prime - "Megatron!"
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    Megatron - "Prime!"
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    Optimus Prime - "One shall stand, one shall fall"
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    Megatron - "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
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    Optimus Prime - "Thats a question you should ask your- wait what are you doing?"
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    Megatron : "Well I'm going to shoot you"
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    Optimus Prime - "No your supposed to fight me epically hand to hand"[​IMG]
    Megatron - "But why i have this huge ass fusion canon on my arm"
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    Optimus Prime - "Yeah but in the movie we fight hand to hand"

    Megatron - "Do you know how heavy this damn thing is to carry around why wouldn't I use it?"
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    Optimus Prime- "but in the movie..."
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    Megatron - "THIS IS REAL LIFE!!!"
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    Skyfire - "Hey you guys wanna hang out?"

    Ironhide - "Sure"
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    Skyfire - "Great! All aboard"
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    Ironhide - "You know i thought he meant hang out figuratively not literly"
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    Springer - "Oh shut up and enjoy the ride!"
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    Spinister - "Come on baby one date, whats the worst that could happen?"
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    Moon Racer - "I dunno, it's just I get a creep vibe like your name is Spinister"
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    Spinister - "You can call me anything you want"

    Moon Racer - "Sorry, I'm just not that into helicopter guys"[​IMG]

    -----------Later that week--------------

    Moon Racer - "Oh Springer your so handsome"
    [​IMG]
    Spinister - "NOT INTO HELICOPTER GUYS? LIAR!!!!"
    [​IMG]
     
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    Megatron - "I have devised a brilliant and complex plan to end the Autobots once and for all...."
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    Megatron - "...it will take months to execute and many of you will need to make the ultimate sacrifice when the time comes to do so..."
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    Acid Storm - "Hey how about a simple plan instead with less casualties?"
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    Spinister - "Like what?"

    Acid Storm - "Well all the autobots are holding up in they're base the Ark, why don't I just get a nuke fly over there and BOOM war over?"
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    Megatron - "Oh come now, your just a simple seeker and your plan is much too simple to succeed"
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    Acid Storm - "Screw this noise I'm getting an A-bomb!"
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    Ion Storm - "Yeah give'em hell bro!"
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    Spinister - "Do it man!"

    Spectro - "We believe in you!"

    Ion Storm - "Make it rain!"

    Megatron - "Your a fool on a fools errand!"
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    ---------------later that day----------------
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    --------------later after that---------------

    All Decepticons cheering

    Ion Storm - "Lets hear it for Acid Storm ender of the Autobots and new leader of the Decepticons!"

    (More cheering)
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    Acid Storm - "So what do you think of this simple seeker and his simple plan now bud?"
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    Megatron - "Oh shut up!"
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    Soundwave - "Too me disco isn't dead as long as its on my old tapes"
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    Spinister - "I'm glad I wore my bell bottoms for this!"
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    Ironhide - "You got him dead to rights Brawn, let him have it!"
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    Megatron - "You can't shoot me I'm unarmed search your feelings your Autobot programming tells you its wrong"
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    Brawn - "Ah screw it!"
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    Brawn - "I know he's right but I honestly feel pretty damn good about it!"

    Ironhide - "If anyone asks I'll say he pulled out another gun little buddy"
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    Sixgun's Leg Trilogy Part 1


    Sixgun - "Hey Optimus Prime, I'm Sixgun your new recruit!"
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    Sixgun - "I'm a weaponizer, you can take my guns and body parts to arm yourselves for battle!"
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    Optimus Prime - "So we can dismember you to better ourselves? Interesting..."
    [​IMG]

    Mirage - "Dude thats fucked up!"

    Ironhide - "Yeah what was the age recommendation on our boxes again?"
    [​IMG]

    ------------- 3 WEEKS LATER ------------

    Ultra Magnus - "So are you ever going to give six his leg back?"

    Optimus Prime - "I just can't, its so damn funny watching him hop around"
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    Sixgun - "Hey Optimus are you done using my leg canon?"
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    Optimus Prime - "Oh ah..no my guns still broken need to wait for a Wheeljack, Hoist, Grapple or Ratchet to show up and fix it"
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    Sixgun - "oh....ok then I'll check back next week then"
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    Springer - "You are such an asshole!"

    Optimus Prime- "oh come on deep down inside you find it funny too"
    [​IMG]
     
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    Sixgun's Leg Trilogy Part 2


    Ultra Magnus - "You know Prime as your second in command, I'd really like you to give Sixgun his leg back its been months"

    Optimus Prime - "Sorry, I can't do it Magnus"
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    Springer - "Is it because you keep sending him invites to an ass kicking contest?"

    Optimus Prime - "Ha ha ha yeah it never gets old!"
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    Sixgun - "Hey Optimus prime great news I found a Ratchet to fix your gun so I can get my leg back"
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    Springer - "So whats your play now big guy? Ha ha"

    Optimus Prime - "oh um um"
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    Ratchet - "Let me have a look at that gun Prime I'll have you fixed up in no time"

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    Optimus Prime - "Oh um I lost it, can't find it"
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    Sixgun - "Isn't it on your back?"

    Optimus Prime - "Damn!, uh I mean yeah there it is"
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    Optimus Prime - "How do you know he's even a doctor?"
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    Sixgun - "Because....he's Ratchet!"
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    Optimus Prime - "He just looks like a slightly modified Ironhide painted white to me"
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    Ratchet - "Thats because Ironhide and I share the same mold Prime"

    Ironhide - "Hey don't be dragging me into this!"
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    Optimus Prime - "Look Ratchet can I speak to you alone for a moment?"
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    Optimus Prime - "If you don't get the hell outta here right now I'm going to shoot you with this leg canon after I'm done beating you too within an inch of your life with it first"
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    Ratchet - "I gotta go"

    Sixgun - "wait what about Prime's gun?"
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    Optimus Prime - "Sorry Six a school bus full of micromasters rolled over and he had to go"

    Springer - "Oh good grief"
    [​IMG]
     
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    Sixgun's Leg Trilogy Part 3


    Optimus Prime - "What's everyone doing here? I never called a meeting"
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    Ultra Magnus - "It's not a meeting prime its an intervention"

    Optimus Prime - "About time!"
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    Optimus Prime - "Windcharger you've been way too into the booze lately"
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    Windcharger - "Its not my intervention its yours prime!"
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    Optimus Prime - "its about the leg isn't it?"
    [​IMG]Sixgun - "Of course its about my damn leg!"
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    Ultra Magnus - "Give it back prime"

    Optimus Prime - "ugh fine!"
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    Optimus Prime - "Here take it cry baby"

    Sixgun - "Oh thank primus"
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    Optimus Prime - "Can i use the other one now?"
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    Optimus Prime - "I WAS KIDDING I WAS KIDDING!"

    Sixgun - "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    Bring Me Kup


    Megatron - "Once I have the Autobot security codes there can be no stopping their doom! Ah ha ha ha!"

    Shockwave - "A masterful plan Megatron it literly cannot fail"
    [​IMG]

    Shockwave - "How do you intend to get the codes?"
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    Megatron - "I have sent the rainmakers to bring me Kup as the Autobot chief of security he will have all the codes"
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    Spinister - "Um the rainmakers are back"
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    Megatron - "Did they bring me Kup?"
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    Spinister "This you'll wanna see"
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    Acid Storm - "I brought Kups arm!"
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    Ion Storm - "I got his head!"
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    Nova Storm - "And I got the rest of Kup!"
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    Megatron - "I WANTED HIM ALIVE!!! AAHHH!!!"
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    Megatron - "DIE...."
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    Megatron - "...YOU..."
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    Megatron - "...IDIOTS!!!"
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    Megatron - "We really need to start putting an IQ test on the Decepticon application forms"

    Shockwave - "I've been saying it for years Megatron"
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    The Bunny


    Megatron - "Your finished prime..."[​IMG]

    Megatron - "...our weapons will recharge before yours do!"
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    Optimus Prime - "How about an axe to the head before then?"
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    Megatron - "How's about a recharged weapon?"
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    Optimus Prime - "oohh..."
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    Megatron - "Its Prime dying time!"
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    Spinister - "Ahhh!"

    Megatron - "What?"
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    Ultra Magnus - "Let'em have it!"
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    Spinister - "Autobot reinforcements!"

    Megatron - "Decepticons retreat!"
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    Ratchet - "Primes hit bad I got to get him back to base"

    Ultra Magnus - "Alright get him loaded up"
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    Optimus Prime - "Sixgun.....give me.your.leg.."

    Sixgun - "Really?!"
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    Sixgun - "If I could articulate my hands and fingers I'd be giving you the finger right now"
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    Ratchet - "Hang on Prime"

    Ultra Magnus - "Autobots, roll out!"
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    ------------------LATER-------------------

    Ratchet - "I've never done such intense brain surgery before, are there any side effects? Blurry vision, headaches, hallucinations?"
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    Bunny - "Hey Optimus? Wanna burn things? And murder, MURDER, KIIIILLLL???!!"

    Giraffe - "I'm headed for bear back mountain, WOOOOOOOO!!!!"

    Ratchet - "Prime?"
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    Optimus Prime - "No everything seems perfectly normal"

    Giraffe - "WOOOOOOOO!!!!"
    [​IMG]
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    Hasbro Christmas Special


    Megatron - "I saw a movie called the grinch, it has inspired me! We will take all the fleshlings Christmas presents from them!"
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    Megatron - "with what we'll make selling them all on ebay 2020 is going to be a decepticon year!"

    All Decepticons cheering
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    -----------PSA----------
    Buy lots of Autobots to stop this from happening to your family!

    This message brought to you by Hasbro
     
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    Sideswipe vs. Spinister

    FIGHT!
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    FINISH HIM!
    [​IMG]Vroom vroom
    [​IMG]Vroom vroom boom
    [​IMG]SIDESWIPE WINS!
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    Shockwave - "Oh no, I wanted earl grey not orange pekoe!"

    Refraktor - "Why are you always like this?"
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