Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by Tony_Bacala, Jun 10, 2009.
My words tend to get me in trouble, so here's my latest custom:
Consider this my contest entry.
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
It's not funny!
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Please don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
I kill you!
I can has gift certificate?
Dont touch my speghettie you pasta lubber
I herd you like giving me moneyz?
I is sooooooo random postage jelly. Can I has?
"Faith rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing..."
(Optimus Prime 2009)
Hey! Choose my post! It has big bold letters!
Will $50 buy me an XXXXXXL shirt? I've put on so much weight lately, any TF on 1 of my shirts would be lifesize!!!
Ok! I am going to post on of my favorite dialogues from G1.
"Have any last words Prime?"- Megatron
"None you want to hear Megatron" -Optimus
well, nothing clever here just thought I would take a chance....I never win anything any ways so what the hell
Does any one remember DUG that show was good
Me Grimlock eat energon, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM....Me Grimlock have gas!.
one shall stand......all shall fall...
The bottom line is... You can't be a Transformer fan unless you've watched G1.
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