So What's the stupidest lie you told as a kid?
We've all done it especially when we were kids and off the top of my head are the following:
- Telling the kids @ my school I was gonna be on Double Dare! Lol
- Telling friends I owned the 1 and only Tecnodrome toy from TMNT. Lol

So what's yours? Let's all share and laugh @ each other's bs    

 

I never lied, I hate liers.

 

I had a pet python that I fed cats to. A teacher called bullshit on it in front of all my friends. Bitch.

 

I got a invisible LEGO minifigure

 

7 year old me: I broke my leg.

17 years later...

Fractured ass bone.

 

That made me laugh out loud. You called her (I'm guessing) a bitch because she called you out on your outrageous lie.  

 

For a brief moment, I was awesome. She snatched victory from my jaws.

 

When I was about 8 or 9, I stole a battle beast when I went to Kmart with my mom. She noticed it a few days later and asked where I got it. I told her my friend Jason let me borrow it. I was so terrified she'd find out I stole it, I brought it back next time we went to Kmart.

 

I pretended to be part cat, and then part spider, as a small child.

I was an interesting little girl to raise.

 

My brother was a jackass to me when I was a kid. He told me that if a Spider bites you,you become a spider (NOT SPIDERMAN!) and I believed that til I was 7 or so. One time he held a Daddy long leg and acted like it bite him and started chasing me and I thought I lost him only for him to hide in a tree or top of a closet etc. He also told me if a group of birds(Vultures) start circling me then it's a sign their about to attack and take me to their nest.! I remember being terrified getting off the school bus and seeing Vultures up in the sky circling me lol