Strawberry Shortcake + Caesar the Boston Terrier = Carnage in the berry patch Step 1: Recruit Mr. Miyagi for emergency medical attention and repair Step 2: Remove damaged flesh from victim and prepare for installation of replacement appendage Step 3: Complete installation of cybernetic/bionic upgrade (leg from Cymon robot...available on Thingiverse) Step 4: Return to berry patch...avoid dogs
--Conspiracy, trained attack dogs, human trafficking, unethical science and cybernetic enhancements. Tonight's news opens with a story of police arresting a local short order cook for performing unnecessary surgery. Matsuo "Arnold" Takahashi was taken into custody after authorities received reports of him using dogs to maul and subdue young women of the nearby Berry Bitty City. Under the alias of "Miyagi", Takahashi has allegedly performed over fifty unqualified and illegal medical procedures on an unspecified number of victims. Police are also looking for an alleged accomplice. Anyone with knowledge of the whereabouts of an individual known only as the "Purple Pie Man" is asked to call police immediately.