Hello all! I've decided to make a story out of my favorite game! This is PG13 so keep in mind there's going to be swearing And Before we start here's some additional information about our main characters Alex Brown hair Blue eyes 6'4 24 years old he isn't the gridball player Alex he's one of the farmers Bio: Mature enough to have a serious conversation yet Witty enough to make the crowd laugh, Alex is a professional at almost everything he does Christian Alex's brother Blonde hair blue eyes 6'6 23 years old Bio: Sarcastic and savage, Christian loves annoying people and befriending them. It's his specialty I'm going to differentiate both Alex's with Alex being the farmer and AlexM being the football player Now that that's outta the way let's start our Stardew Valley Story! At the Joja work place at Zuzu city it was endless work. Alex and Christian were tired and hated Joja. Christian got up and walked over to Alex of whom was clacking on the keyboard and said "Psst bro!" And then Alex replied with "yeah?" Christian gesturing to the Droor of Alex's desk said "Think it's time for th' ol' note?" And Alex responded with "maybe so..." Alex excitedly opened the note and read it and told Christian "Looks like we're going to Stardew Valley!" Christian gestured to the exit and said "Shall we?" And Alex got up and started walking It wasn't long before the Manager saw and yelled "BACK TO WORK!" And without looking at him or stopping Christian said "peace out Bitch!" And left It was a while later when Alex and Christian arrived at Stardew Valley and they met a carpenter named Robin Christian said "what up?" As he tilted his head to the side and Robin responded with "You must be the new farmers! My name is Robin. Nice to meet you" Alex replied "Thanks...I'm Alex and this idiot over here is Christian" Christian said "How bold of you to assume that I've reached the peak of my idiocy!" And Alex laughed. Robin rolled her eyes and said "this way to your farm" They walked to the farm and Christian remarked "so are we supposed to sleep in the endless bushes or the worn down house?" The mayor of the town Lewis said "The house" as he walked out of the house Alex said "The names Alex" as he held his hand out for Lewis to shake. And so they shook hands and Christian said "I'm Christian! The most handsome and charming person in the world" as he stroked his hair and Alex replied "Yeah right" Christian said "Thank yah pal...can always count on you to cheer me up!" They talked. Went to sleep. Woke up. And finished farming. It was around 1:00PM when they finished and Christian said "should we meet the townsfolk? They'd love to be graced with my presence!" Alex responded with "Oh shore! (Sure)" as they walked to town. They were in the center of town Christian remarked "HOLY SHIT IT'S A GHOST TOWN! THEY'RE AFTER OUR SOULS! RUN TO THE NEAREST EXIT!" as he dropped and curled into a ball. One of the people in the town named Sam laughed and then jokingly said "Well I wasn't expecting cool people when they said farmers were coming! My name's Sam" Christian got up quickly acting like he didn't just scream and replied "The name is Christian...The game is lookin' reeeaaaallllyyy Kickass!" Alex jokingly said "by Kickass he means stupid" And Sam said "haha! I think we'll get along well!" Christian remarked "it's natural to get along with awesomeness!" And Alex remarked "so I'm easy to get along with?" And all 3 of them laughed They talked and talked for almost 2 hours and then Sam had to go. Alex said "ahh...a football guy..." as they walked over to the football guy Alex said "hello there my name is Alex who are you?" The football guy said "Dude my name is Alex too!" And Alex remarked "Oh hello my clone!" And Christian said "my name is Christian! I'm handsome!" And AlexM said "Hey! Me too!" And they laughed. Then AlexM said "I gotta go. Dinners ready! Bye!" They said their goodbyes and Christian said "Not a very bad town we have here. At least there's a bunch of nice people and work is very easy" It was around 5:30PM when Alex said "I wonder if there's any place to eat..." and Christian leaned up against the Stardrop Saloon and said "gee I dunno...there's gotta be a place! Or maybe this Saloon RIGHT here?" Alex replied sarcastically "oh that yeeaaaahhh! Maybe that's the place!" They walked in and sat down at a table and Alex said "why are you looking everywhere so often?" Christian said " gettin' a feel for th' place Y'know?" And Alex remarked "You look paranoid! People are giving you weird looks..." Christian responded with "Nah mate they think I'm handsome!" Alex rolled his eyes as he took a bite of his Pizza Christian turned to look at the door as it opened and saw Sam and 2 other people and said to Alex "sure is gettin' lively in here...hell everyone's lookin at me..." Alex Smirked and said sarcastically "Maybe cause you're handsome!" Christian laughed Sam walked over to Alex and Christian and said "hey! You wanna join me and my friends for some Billiards and other stuff?" And Christian replied "Sure" and so Alex Christian and Sam walked over to the Billiards room. Sam said "these are my friends Sebastian and Abigail" Christian said "nice to meet you both" and Alex said "Yes. Nice to meet you" Sebastian replied with "you're the new farmers right?" And Christian jokingly said "Ackshuwalee (Actually) we're the new potatoes!" Sebastian laughed and said "Cool" Abigail said after losing a round of Journey Of The Prairie King "this is impossibly hard..." Sam said "you still can't beat it? Damn...I've waited forever to see round 2..." Sebastian gestured to Alex and Christian and said "are any of these 2 video game experts?" And Christian responded with "Hell yeah I am!" Abigail said "Why don't you try it?" And Christian replied with "Alright sure..." Christian beat level after level of Journey of the Prairie king with everyone cheering him on. Sam said "Whoa! You're really good! Alex replied "he's kind of an expert... perks of being a gamer" Christian talking to himself said "Almosst... Got It!" As he won the game successfully Abigail said "Amazing! I've never seen anyone so good!" Alex jokingly said "clearly you haven't seen me!" And Abigail laughed "My fingers are sore!" Christian Complained Sebastian said "I can relate to that man..." Alex laughed "Who wants to hear my sob story?" Christian remarked It was 8:30 PM When they left the Stardrop saloon and all went to their homes As Alex and Christian were outside walking home Christian said "You think we'll make friends?" Alex replied with "We already have friends man... All we need is a little luck and a lot if work and we'll be rich!" Christian said "Yeah...damn the sunset is beautiful" as he looked at the pinkish orange sky as the sun was setting "that's something to love about this Valley" Alex remarked Unsure where fate would lead them the Brothers went to sleep excited for their future Keep in mind this is just chapter 1! There's more to come! @Scarlet knight is also helping me with this so big shoutout to him!
CHAPTER 2 Alex woke up at 7:25 AM and watered the crops. Then he walked into Christian's house and saw that Christian was still asleep so Alex went into his house. At 10:25 Alex went back to Christian's house and looked at Christian. He was still sleeping so Alex yelled "BBLLLUUUEEEEBERRIIIIEEESSSS!!!" And Christian kept sleeping so Alex jumped on Christian's bed and Christian swiftly woke up and said "oh hay (hey) Mate!" And Alex responded with "it's 10:30 PM man!" And Christian remarked "Oh mah (my) usual wakeup time!" And Alex chuckled and said "yep" the brothers walked outside and walked to town and someone walked up to them. Her name was Haley and she said "Aren't you the new farmer boys?" Christian quickly responded with "Farmer men! You can call me handsome" Christian winked and Haley rolled her eyes and Alex said "Don't worry! He isn't always like this" and Haley responded with "Thank god..." and Christian Remarked "I'm usually worse! Much much worse!" And Haley said "ugh...and now you live here" Christian sarcastically said "Thank yah dahling" Haley rolled her eyes and stormed off Alex jokingly said "Mission accomplished! Drive off the townsfolk!" As Alex High Fived Christian then they Went into The general store and met a guy named Pierre of whom was the owner of the store After the brothers bought a bunch of stuff a person named Morris came in and said "Free 50% off your purchase at Joja mart! Any takers!?" And Pierre replied "50%!?!?! I can't Match those prices! I'd be selling at a loss!" Christian walked up to Morris and said "C'mon man! This is the very definition of shameless!" Alex said "The fact that you're advertising your store in another store is just ridiculous!" Morris said "Joja mart is superior to this general store!" Christian remarked "if you need to advertise in this General store to get customers then It definitely isn't superior mate!" Morris said "enough of your stupid nonsense! Any takers!?" Christian forcefully made Morris look at him and said "Go back to your pathetic store and live your pathetic life with your pathetic coupons you misrable Shit!" The owner of the Stardrop Saloon Gus said "they're right! We don't need your coupons!" Everyone in the store drove Morris off and he left While exploring Cindersnap forest Christian found a Leek and said silently to himself "Hmm should I throw it at Alex?" And a person from behind him said "Throw what at Alex?" Christian jolted around to quickly look behind him and said "Uhhm....hi? Who are you?" And she said "I'm Leah nice to meet you" they shook hands and Christian swiftly turned around and yelled "THERE'S A LEEK IN THE BOAT!" as he threw the Leek at Alex. "D'Oof!" Alex exclaimed Alex Said "The hell man?" Christian replied with "I am soooo sorry I couldn't help myself!" Alex responded "Haha...I would have done the same bro!" They laughed and then Leah said "You guys like the nature?" Christian replied "WELCOME TO THE JUNG-- imma shut up now" Alex responded to Leah "We love nature! That's why we became farmers" Christian Jokingly said "I thought it was because we hated Joja...But that's a legit reason" Leah laughed and said "I love nature it's inspiring for art!" Christian replied "I love nature and Art! What a coincidence!" Alex mumbled barely containing his laughter "Or you're just trying to get her to like you" Leah said "That's great. I'm gonna go work on my sculpture. Bye farmers!" As she waved goodbye When the brothers got back to the farm they checked their mailbox and it had a letter so Christian grabbed it and they went into Alex's house to read it Christian said "it reads this: Thank you for driving Morris out of my general store Farmers. It means a lot to me that you did that. ~ Pierre" Christian said "did we do it to be friendly or did we do it because we dislike Morris?" Alex Replied "Is it wrong to say both?" The brothers laughed then went to bed Life getting better Daily the Brothers were sure that they were going to love Stardew Valley so many nice people and so much to do! But does something sinister lie in Stardew Valley?
CHAPTER 3 It was a quiet peaceful morning in Stardew valley. Birds chirping. Bees buzzing. It was very peaceful until a loud BANG! happened Alex and Christian got up to check it out "That's one fat ass rock" Christian remarked Alex Replied "No kidding... should we eat it?" Christian laughed and said "Maybe?" And the brothers laughed "it looks like a meteor" Alex noted and Christian without considering it could be explosive Smashed it with his pickaxe to no effect "It didn't even dent it!" Alex exclaimed Christian replied "Maybe we should leave it?" The brothers agreed and went off to the mountains. At the mountains they found a cave so they decided to check it out and that's where they met a mysterious Old man Named Marlon who was gazing down a ladder and said "There's still a lot of good ore down there..." Christian quickly replied "Then move so I can get to it!" Marlon turned to Christian and said "there's also a lot of monsters down there..." Alex replied "Cool! Let's go kill them" Marlon responded in a surprised voice "I like your spirit...if you can slay 10 green slimes you'll be allowed into the Adventurers guild Christian replied with "Bitch please! I can handle some Goop!" Alex chuckled and said "Dangerous Goop brotha!" The brothers laughed and Marlon left Christian climbed down the ladder and saw a green slime and quickly jumped at it with a Knife and said "DIE DANGEROUS GOOP!" and he killed it with one slice Alex looked at Christian and said "Nice job!" As he mined some Copper. They were mining a ton of ores and rocks when Alex turned his head and saw a Giant bug and yelled out barely containing his laughter "Buggy! Let's kill it!" And Alex slashed at it with his sword and killed it. After 3 hours of mining something mysterious appeared and yelled out "WHO DARES TO ENTER THESE CAVES!?" Christian said as he stroked his hair "The most handsome Man on earth!" The mysterious voice yelled out "TURN BACK NOW OR YOUR SOULS SHALL BE MINE!" Alex responded with "oooooooo I'm soooo scared!" The mysterious voice yelled in a angry voice "SO BE IT!" and appeared as a tall dark ghostly figure "How do ya do tall dark and pathetic?" The mysterious figure said "NOW YOU DIE!" as he threw 12 knives at Christian and one of them hit Christian's leg "Sonova bitch..." Christian said weakly as he was trembling the mysterious figure walked close to him and said "You brought this upon yourself" and out of nowhere Christian stabbed the mysterious figure with 2 knives and then pushed it back while Alex did the finishing blow to it's back Alex quickly rushed over to Christian and said "Are you ok?" Christian said sarcastically "I've been stabbed! I'm gonna die!" Alex laughed and pulled the knife out of Christian "GGHHG!" Christian exclaimed Alex looked at the wound and said "Holy shit...what is this!?" As he saw black and purple particles slowly eating Christian's skin Christian looked at it and said "hell nah..." Alex quickly exclaimed "We have to get out of here now!" And so the brothers left and ran for The Clinic when Alex ran in holding Christian up he yelled "HE NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION!" The doctor Harvey quickly got him onto a Medical Bed and worked on his decaying skin and bone and Exclaimed "I've never seen anything like this!" Christian said weakly "Give me a damn knife!" Alex gave Christian his knife and Christian Scraped off a lot of skin also scraping off the decaying particles and looked at his leg and saw the bone and said "Damn I have a handsome bone" as he passed out Harvey took 2 hours healing Christian's Skin and eventually taped it up with Gauze and medical tape and told Alex "he should make a full recovery in around 2 weeks" Alex thanked Harvey and walked off back to the farm and on the way Abigail saw how Christian barely standing while Alex was holding him up and Asked "What happened?" Christian said "We were in the mines and some black purple particles started eating me to the bone...I barely made it out alive!" Abigail replied "That's terrible! Are you ok?" And Christian jokingly said "Besides the giant hole in my leg yeah I'm pretty good!" Alex smirked and said "I'm the one holding your ass up! Show some respect!" Abigail laughed and asked the brothers "Are the mines cool? Was it fun to explore them?" Alex said "yeah! They were fun...but they're dangerous so explore at your own or your brother's risk!" Christian exclaimed "Hey!" And They all laughed Back at the farm around 6:30 PM they had a visitor Christian looked closely at it and saw that it was Sam so he yelled "Howdy Sam!" Sam waved at them and said "I heard you got hurt Christian! Came over to see if you were ok!" Alex jokingly said "I'm ok! thanks for asking!" Sam laughed as he looked off into the sky and saw an odd UFO type object flying and he said "G-Guys what is that!?" They all looked up in the air and it landed and People with guns came out of it and pointed them at Alex Christian and Sam and Christian mockingly said "Oooooo did I offend Morris so bad that he sent his little henchmen to come kill me? Well he should've got off his fat ass and done it himself Mate!" One of the men with guns said "We are taking you into custody!" And Christian yelled out "Bullshit!" As Alex threw a cauliflower at one of their faces and Sam tackled another Christian barely standing leaped torwards one and grabbed his gun and shot the others and afterwards one last person came out with a knife and stabbed Christian's leg where it was previously harmed by Black and Purple particles "AGGGHHH!!!!" Christian exclaimed and Alex quickly kicked the Joja trooper's head snapping his neck Christian of whom was barely alive saw something in the sky. Something bright and he said "What is that?" As it shined so bright a holy voice said "Thank you for protecting this land" Sam replied "uhh...you're welcome?" The holy voice said "your wound was by darkness...it ate you and yet you survived...that was thought to be impossible until now" Christian jokingly said "So I'm Magical!?" And the brothers and Sam laughed and the holy voice said to Christian "Take this...it will heal you" it was a Purple Star looking like Fruit Christian asked "What is this?" The holy voice said "A Stardrop! You all get one...if you eat them you will be more powerful...protect the land..." and so they all are their Stardrops and miraculously Christian's wound healed completely and he could stand up once again. Christian said "Ahh that feels much better!" He felt his leg and it felt good "THAT WAS INSANE!" Sam exclaimed "With all the guns! And we beat the shit out of them! It was crazy!" Alex laughed as he said "Just another ordinary day!" Sam laughed as he got a notification on his phone and said "one second!" As he checked his phone it was a message from his mother asking where he was so Sam quickly typed in "I'm at Alex's and Christian's farm! Some guys just tried to kill us...it was terrifying! But luckily we fended them off...I'm coming home now." Sam then told the brothers "I got to go back home... take care!" As they waved goodbye and then the brothers went to bed The day was full of crazy adventures and battle! They learned that dark secrets lie within the valley and within Joja. Will they be able to save the Valley from the secrets? Or will the valley collapse to the darkness and Joja?
CHAPTER 4 It was the 12th of Spring 11:50AM when the brothers were in town and heard something from Joja mart and faintly saw people with Guns rushing inside with Morris telling them to rush so nobody knows and Christian quickly walked up and said "Morris! How's my least favorite pile of shit!?" Morris frowned and replied "Never worse than when I'm near you" Alex laughed and responded with "We heard some noise...is everything ok?" Morris nervously replied "Y-Yes everything is fine...now buy something or go" the Brothers decided to go but after Morris went inside they snuck into the back entrance. Inside Joja mart Morris was running over a plan with the people with guns Morris said "We assault on Stardew Valley at 12:35 PM! 6 will go around the forest! 6 will go around the mountain 6 will go around the beach and 15 will go through town!" Alex and Christian's eyes widened as they couldn't believe Joja would attack Stardew valley Christian turned to Alex and told him "Evacuate everyone in Stardew valley to the farm and barricade it! I'll distract them!" Alex hesitated for a moment and decided to evacuate the townsfolk and then Christian walked up to the planning group and said "That's a mighty fine plan you've got there!" The gunmen pointed their guns at Christian and Morris said "Looks like we have a prisoner!" Christian replied "'Fraid not" Morris laughed hysterically and exclaimed "YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT CLYDE AND JEREMY! take him Clyde and Jeremy" Clyde and Jeremy walked torwards Christian as Christian pulled out twin revolvers that had 1 foot long barrels and said "I have 2 guns! 1 for each of you!" Morris exclaimed "OPEN FIRE!" they all shot at Christian but Christian jumped out if the way in time and shot 4 of them. It was a torrent of bullets and then Christian for seemingly no reason at all decided to put on a Fedora and shoot Morris in the leg and Christian quickly ran out without anyone knowing he left Christian was running fast and the town was evacuated so he ran to the farm and yelled to Alex "is that everyone!?" And Alex thinking for a moment quickly yelled out "LEAH!" Christian wasting no time at all ran to the forest over the barricade and ran for Leah's house. Joja gunmen were already inside threatening her one of the Joja gunmen said "Looks like we've got ourselves a nice scared little girl with nobody to help her!" Christian said in a dark voice "You called for death...here I am!" And he quickly grabbed one of Leah's hammers and smashed a Joja gunman in the head killing him and the other Joja gunman pointed the gun at Leah and said "Put it down or she gets shot!" Christian dropped the hammer down on the floor looked down and quietly said "Si vis pacem para bellum..." and completely out of nowhere Roundhouse kicked the gun out of the gunman's hand and grabbed his throat and snapped his neck Leah looking shocked breathlessly said "Thank you" and Christian replied "We must get to the farm! It isn't safe here! There's a barricade at the farm!" And so they ran to the farm but were confronted by Joja gunmen after they made it to the barricade One of the Joja gunmen said "FREEZE!" And Christian turned around slowly out of range and his guns were too long so he couldn't pull them out in time so Christian jokingly said "I like these odds!" They were trapped and in danger Leah looked at Christian and could see that he was trying to figure something out Leah was terrified at the thought of guns but having one pointed at her was horrible her heart was racing and she was breathing heavily and then Christian said "Say when..." the Joja gunmen looked at Christian and laughed and one of them said "You think we're gonna fall for the western shit!?" And Christian said "You're a daisy if you do!" As he pulled out his revolvers and shot all 3 of the gunmen "Climb over the barricade!" Christian exclaimed as he shot another Gunman Leah Climbed over the barricade and exclaimed "Come on!" Christian threw a Gun to Leah and said "Shoot them if more come!" As he climbed up the barricade another one came and Leah pulled the trigger to no effect "It isn't working!" Leah exclaimed Christian replied "you have to pull back the hammer!" Leah pulled it back just in time and shot a Joja gunman allowing Christian to get over the barricade and into the farm Leah hugged Christian tightly and said "Thank you!" Christian hugged her back and said "You're welcome" so they went to where the houses are and Christian said "Status!" Alex quickly responded "None are here!" Christian nodded his head and went in Alex's house and Pierre yelled out "Abigail isn't here!" Christian gasped and ran over to Alex saying "ABIGAIL ISN'T HERE!!!" Alex sighed and silently said "Shit..." as he knew what was going on he leaped over the barricade Triple barreled revolver in hand and ran to Pierres general store of where he thought Abigail was and when he walked inside he saw 7 Joja gunmen and Morris standing there with revolvers pointed at Abigail Morris smirked and yelled "Looks like we've got a wannabe hero!" Alex replied "Looks like we've got a wannabe manager!" Alex's fingers were twitching for his triple barreled revolver staring Morris dead in the eye he rushed for them and slid down under them and shot 4 of them and one of them shot at Abigail and Alex quickly jumped in the way taking the bullet and getting him and Abigail behind the counter "YOU'VE SENTENCED YOURSELF TO DEATH!" Morris exclaimed and then out of nowhere Christian walked in the store and yelled "HERE I AM!" as he smashed a Joja gunman so hard in the throat up against the wall with a potato he killed him then Christian ducked under a bullet then threw the same potato at another gunman's head then he catched the potato and snapped his neck with the potato and then shoved that same potato in another gunman's mouth choking him to death Alex watched that in shock and jokingly said "I've never been so afraid of a Potato..." Alex fell to the ground due to getting shot Christian grabbed Alex and exclaimed "Morris is gone!" Christian and Abigail took Alex back to the farm and Harvey provided medical attention to Alex free of charge Abigail went in the house and Pierre came running to her with a hug and he asked "What happened?" Abigail responded with "Alex took a bullet for me...he shot 4 gunmen and Christian killed 3 with a Potato..." Pierre exclaimed "A POTATO!? I will check the security cameras! There's no way he killed 3 people with a potato!" Abigail Laughed and Pierre and Caroline (Abigail's mother) laughed and hugged Abigail Christisn walked up to Harvey and asked "Will Alex be ok?" Harvey responded with "He will live..." Christian sighed with relief and then told Alex sarcastically "Congratulations newcomers! You've successfully saved pelican town! Here's a gold medal!" Alex laughed and responded with "No shit...I took a bullet...but I'm alive!" The brothers laughed Pierre and Caroline walked over to Alex Pierre said "Thank you for saving My Daughter" " You have no idea how much it means to us" said Caroline Later that day everyone went back to their homes and Alex and Christian were awarded with the Stardew Valley Hero medal They survived the attack of Joja but will that be the last one? Or have the attacks only just begun?
CHAPTER 5 It was Spring 23rd and Christian was unusually excited for the next day and he told Alex "Can't wait for tomorrow!" Alex laughed and replied "Nobody knows tomorrow is your birthday...to them it's the flower dance" Christian gave Alex an odd look and said "Ahh Shit I'm not the star of the show..." the brothers laughed and walked to town and went to the general store and when they walked inside they saw Abigail and Pierre in an arguement Christian said "Ahh shit I'm staying on the sidelines..." as he walked over to pick some things up he saw some guy he hadn't met before so he jokingly said "You come here for groceries or the fight?" The guy lightly Chuckled and replied with "Groceries..." Christian laughed and responded "Me too...my name's Christian...What's yours?" The guy said "Shane..." Christian rubbed his ears and said "nice to meet you" Alex walked up to the counter and said "Can you stop fighting so I can buy some shit?" Pierre immediately went behind the counter and sold stuff to Alex then Alex told Christian they had the stuff they needed but Christian was nowhere to be seen Alex walked around the aisle and saw Christian was in a conversation with Shane and Christian turned to Alex and said "Alex, this is Shane, Shane, this is my brother, Alex" Shane said to Alex "nice to meet you" Alex and Shane shook hands and the 3 went outside to talk for a few hours it was Friday night so Shane Alex and Christian went to the Saloon as they were inside the Saloon Christian said "funnily enough Tomorrow of which is a big town event is also my birthday!" Shane laughed and said "Mine was 3 days ago hahaha!" Marnie (Shane's Aunt) was talking with Lewis and she noticed Shane was talking with other people and was happy which was not normal for Shane But she didn't intervene with it as she didn't want to upset Shane Sam Abigail and Sebastian walked into the saloon and saw Alex and Christian talking to someone Abigail said "Who are they talking to?" Sam gave it a hard look and said "I think that's one of my old Co-Workers..." so they walked over to Alex Christian and Shane and Sam said "Hello Guys!" Shane looked at Sam and said "I feel like I've seen you somewhere..." Sam smiled and replied "I think we used to work at Joja mart together before it was taken down." Shane's eyes widened and said "That's where I've seen you!" Christian looked at Sam and said "Nice to see you Sam!" Sam replied with "Nice to see you too! You guys want to join us at the game room? Shane stood up and said "Sure" they got up and went to the game room Sebastian was beating everyone at Billiards as usual and he said "You know if you guys practiced it'd be easier for you to win" Christian jokingly held a Potato up and exclaimed "Excuse me!?" Everyone died laughing except for Shane and Shane said "What's so funny?" Alex walked over to shane and said "Christian is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will...I once saw him kill 3 gunmen in a store with a Potato...with a Fuck'n potato! Who the fuck can do that?" Everyone died laughing and Christian got back from ordering everyone drinks and said "What'd I miss?" Alex replied with "I told everyone about your little Potato incident!" Christian made a face and said "It wasn't an incident!" They all laughed again It was 9:30PM when everyone left the Saloon for their homes when Shane got home Marnie was in the kitchen and as Shane was walking by she said "How was your day Shane?" Shane smiled and said "It was pretty great actually!" Marnie replied with "that's great! What was the highlight of your day?" Shane said "I made some new friends! those farmers are great people." Marnie smiled and said "I'm pleased that your day was great!" Meanwhile At the Farm the brothers heard an otherworldly sound come so they quickly looked in the direction of the sound and saw a strange man With purple hair a beard and a hat and Alex walked torwards him and said "And you are?" The mysterious man replied with "I am M Rasmodius Wizard...you need to come with me at once" Christian looked at him and said "Can i bring a potato?" Wizard ignored his comment and warped them to his tower "What's the meaning of this?" Alex exclaimed Rasmodius Said "I sense the essence of Stardrop in you...how did you come across said Stardrop?" Christian replied with "some mysterious holy voice gave it to us...Why?" Rasmodius' eyes widened "You're the ones!" Rasmodius exclaimed Alex's arms crossed as he said "There's a lot of ones across movies...be more specific!" Rasmodius snapped and Alex and Christian were back at the farm with a lot to think about so they went to bed The next day was the day of the flower dance and Christian's birthday so at 9:00AM the brothers went to the forest for the dance. When they arrived everyone was there Alex whispered to Christian "Shit...we forgot dance partners" Christian jokingly whispered to Alex "I can dance solo and be just as handsome!" Alex tried to contain his laughter and barely could Christian Took a drink of sparkling water and said "Showtime...Alex...let's make some noise" Christian grabbed some Potatoes and went in the middle of the party and sung "this world doesn't need no opera, we need it for the operation! We don't need a bigger knife a bigger knife! Cause we got guns! We got guns! We got guns! We got guns! We got guns! Ya better run! Ya better run! Ya better run! We're killin strangers! We're killin strangers! We're killin strangers so we don't kill the ones that we love!" Shane, Abigail Sebastian, Alex and, Sam laughed hysterically and Lewis walked up to Christian and said "What are you doing?" Christian jokingly said "Killin strangers" Lewis facepalmed and walked away Christian walked away to sit alone due to being upset that nobody knows that it was his birthday Shane looked over at Christian feeling bad and Lewis grabbed a microphone and said "It's almost time for the dance to start!" Shane walked over to Lewis and grabbed the microphone and said "Hey everyone! My name is Shane I'm a guy that lives around Marnies ranch you probably don't know me...but I would like to point out that a personal friend of mine is here today...it's his birthday today and nobody knew...I would like to remind everyone that no person's birthday shall go forgotten! Which is why I'd like to announce that it is Christian's Birthday today!" Christian looked over at Shane in complete shock and so Lewis said "Shane, you're absolutely right! It is important that no birthdays go by forgotten" there was thunderous applause at Shane's speech and Gus walked up to the microphone "I knew about this too...which is why I made a cake for the situation!" Gus went over to a cart and pulled out a cake and put it on the table in front of Christian and Christian stood up and carved the cake into enough pieces for everyone and he said "Thank you Everyone...let us share this cake to remember this day!" They had a toast and drank and ate and it was almost time for the dance so Alex walked over to Abigail and asked her "Will you be my dance partner?" Abigail replied with "I would love to!" Christian Asked Leah and she said yes "It's time for the Flower Dance!" Lewis exclaimed and so they danced It was 10:30PM when the brothers got back home and they went to bed Today was a great day for the brothers! But what was Rasmodius speaking of yesterday? And what is going to happen next?
Sorry to all of you readers (which is nobody) for not posting for 2 days...I've needed time to make ideas on what happens next
CHAPTER 6: It was Summer 3rd And the brothers finished planting a lot of Blueberries Of which Alex loved Christian was listening to music the whole time and then they decided to go talk to some of the townsfolk. When they made it to town something was wrong, something was very wrong, Christian looked up and saw a dark shadow and yelled out "OH HELL!" Alex gave it a closer look and said "That's the thing we found in the mines!" The shadowy figure landed on the floor and became human and he said "You two again? You really are persistent!" The brothers looked at him dead in the eye without saying anything "My name is Zyvilac" the mysterious person said and then he said "How would you like to work with me?" A magic bolt appeared out of nowhere and someone said "NO!" there was an explosion and out of it came Rasmodius Christian stood there in shock and said "Rasmodius?" Alex jokingly remarked "seems like he wants to apologize for the sleep he made us lose" Zyvilac looked at Rasmodius and exclaimed "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME RASMODIUS!" As he charged a magic bolt "THAN I SHALL DIE PROTECTING THIS LAND!" Rasmodius exclaimed A bit of magic battling later and Zyvilac held Rasmodius up against a wall and said "Your time is up!" Christian quickly threw a rock at Zyvilac and dropkicked him knocking him back, Rasmodius got back up and shot a bolt at Zyvilac only to see that Zyvilac warped away at the last second Alex walked up to Rasmodius and said "It's time to explain..." Rasmodius snapped and warped the brothers to his tower "EXPLAIN!" Christian exclaimed Rasmodius told the brothers: "it is time for you to learn...That was Zyvilac, the embodiment of darkness, he wants nothing more than to cast your soul into darkness so he can be free." Christian interrupted Rasmodius with "why does he need our souls? And what does he want to be free of?" Rasmodius continued "he needs your souls because you're the brightest souls in the universe, and he wants to be free of his seal to this world, if he escapes he can get his Army and cast all souls into darkness, nothing can and will stop him" Alex scratched his head and said "Why don't we just seal him to his world?" Rasmodius replied "Because we can't unless you're there, your souls are bound to the same world, there is no changing that, I fear he will band up with Joja and put an end to this world..." Christian asked "why would he band up with Joja?" Rasmodius sighed and replied with "Because they have an alignment of interests!" Alex said "I think we know enough...except one thing, what do we do?" Rasmodius said "the council will decide what to do!" As he warped them somewhere They were warped to the Council of the Mystics Christian looked at the seats and saw 9 of them Rasmodius took a seat in one of them and said "Alex, Christian, This is the council of the mystics...the most powerful mystics of all time are here...Yoba, Derana, Jaykt'or, Nyyre, Cytro, Orjanu' Vertal, Fertikus, and Me" Christian sarcastically said "what a fine group we have here!" A thunderous voice yelled out "SILENCE!" That voice was Yoba Christian sat down and said "let's get on with this!" Rasmodius turned to the rest of then and said "What are we going to do about Zyvilac?" Nyyre moved his hand up and suggested "we could offer him peace?" Jaykt'or laughed hysterically and exclaimed "You think they would accept peace!?" Christian stood up and said "let's just kill him!" The council looked at him with shocked eyes "We have 1 enemy without an army and a large assortment of Mystics! Judging by my math y'all can take 'em right?" Said Christian Yoba stood up with his rod and yelled "You expect me to fight him!? Battle is for my underlings! I will not be treated like this! You insult my very name!" Alex rolled his eyes and said "Maybe it's finally time for you to get off your ass and put an effort into this world instead of sitting up here all high and mighty acting like our god! What have you done for us!?" Yoba said "I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS MOCKERY!" Fertikus looked over to Yoba and said "He has a point" Yoba screamed "WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE THAT FERTIKUS!?!?!?!" Fertikus replied with "I am using sound logic as my opinions are all based off of logic." Rasmodius got up and said "all in favor of killing Zyvilac raise your hand" 4 Mystics raised their hands 3 didn't Rasmodius chuckled and said "The council has decided...we shall fight!" Then the council was dismissed and the brothers went back home When they got back Christian was at the farm but Alex was nowhere to be found And after hours of searching they still didn't find Alex so Christian went to Rasmodius to ask him where Alex was and Rasmodius had no idea, Alex was missing Will Christian find Alex? And what will happen when they fight Zyvilac?
CHAPTER 7 On summer 4th Alex woke up and saw he was in an odd alleyway. So he walked out if it and was shocked at where he was. It was Zuzu city. A man with a knife walked up to him. Knife Man: "lucky me! I'm on a shortage of money if you know what I mean!" He waved his knife around Alex: "well shit!" Knife Man: "where's that wallet of yours?" Alex: "don't have one...but I have this!" Alex gave the Knife Man a piece of paper and the knife man looked at it closely and shortly afterwards Alex smashed him in the face knocking him out and so he walked out into the city. He wanted to figure out a way to get back home but nothing came to mind. So he kept on walking for a while. Then he boarded a bus and walked up to the driver Alex: "can you go to Stardew Valley?" Driver: "nah that's too far" Alex: "is it too far for 250$?" Driver: "now you're talking buisness!" And the bus went forth to SDV and out of nowhere in calico desert the bus stopped Alex went up to the driver Alex: "what's wrong?" Driver: "The engine overheated. It can't take this heat! It's 138° Farenheit!" Alex: "damn...you had a point. Well since this bus is going nowhere I can abandon you and leave you burning!" Driver: "seriously?" Alex: "nah I'm going to run back to Stardew Valley and get some supplies from my farm there. I'll be back in around 2 hours-ish" Driver: "Ok man." Half an hour later at stardew valley Alex: "Brooooo!" Christian: "Howdy Mate! Where hast thou been?" Alex: "zuzu city, moron..." Christian: "Nay way! Thou hast been to there!" Alex: "quit acting like an idiot and help me gather supplies for the bus that broke down" Christian: "yOu'Re TaLkInG mAd ShIt FoR sOmEoNe In CrUsAdInG dIsTaNcE!" Alex: "very funny...let's continue." Christian: mockingly "Save the bus! Become a charity donor!" They continued back to the bus and repaired it Christian: "you must've loved the help of a professional mechanic like me!" Alex: "bullshit" Christian: "I'm so sad!" He pretended to cry Driver: "thanks for the help! I'm going back to Zuzu city. If you need anything here's my buisness card" he handed Alex his card and drove away back to Zuzu city Christian: "we're still in the desert...what do we do???" Alex: "sit down on the floor face plant into the sand and son. The water will grow giant cactus plants which will rise up and take us to the clouds with the giant and then we will kill the giant and we take the treasure!" Christian: "and what part of that do we get home?" Alex: "Shit." The brothers laughed and returned home and a few hours later something happened Christian: "and awaaaaay we go!" Zyvilac: "you're fools to not joi-" Christian: "yeeaaaah kay" he threw a boomerang at Zyvilac and Zyvilac stopped moving Alex: "shit! Are there any Rupees?" Christian: "I didn't think that'd work!" Zyvilac: "ARRRGH!!! Why can't I move!?" Christian: "uhhh...no clue...?" Zyvilac: "ARRGH!" He started moving in a crazy fashion and he disappeared Alex: "well now we know how to repel him?" The brothers laughed and went to bed What happened to Zyvilac? Will he return? Will the brothers die? Why did the boomerang stun him? Was it video game logic? Or something else...?
