Hello all! I've decided to make a story out of my favorite game! This is PG13 so keep in mind there's going to be swearing And Before we start here's some additional information about our main characters Alex Brown hair Blue eyes 6'4 24 years old he isn't the gridball player Alex he's one of the farmers Bio: Mature enough to have a serious conversation yet Witty enough to make the crowd laugh, Alex is a professional at almost everything he does Christian Alex's brother Blonde hair blue eyes 6'6 23 years old Bio: Sarcastic and savage, Christian loves annoying people and befriending them. It's his specialty I'm going to differentiate both Alex's with Alex being the farmer and AlexM being the football player Now that that's outta the way let's start our Stardew Valley Story! At the Joja work place at Zuzu city it was endless work. Alex and Christian were tired and hated Joja. Christian got up and walked over to Alex of whom was clacking on the keyboard and said "Psst bro!" And then Alex replied with "yeah?" Christian gesturing to the Droor of Alex's desk said "Think it's time for th' ol' note?" And Alex responded with "maybe so..." Alex excitedly opened the note and read it and told Christian "Looks like we're going to Stardew Valley!" Christian gestured to the exit and said "Shall we?" And Alex got up and started walking It wasn't long before the Manager saw and yelled "BACK TO WORK!" And without looking at him or stopping Christian said "peace out Bitch!" And left It was a while later when Alex and Christian arrived at Stardew Valley and they met a carpenter named Robin Christian said "what up?" As he tilted his head to the side and Robin responded with "You must be the new farmers! My name is Robin. Nice to meet you" Alex replied "Thanks...I'm Alex and this idiot over here is Christian" Christian said "How bold of you to assume that I've reached the peak of my idiocy!" And Alex laughed. Robin rolled her eyes and said "this way to your farm" They walked to the farm and Christian remarked "so are we supposed to sleep in the endless bushes or the worn down house?" The mayor of the town Lewis said "The house" as he walked out of the house Alex said "The names Alex" as he held his hand out for Lewis to shake. And so they shook hands and Christian said "I'm Christian! The most handsome and charming person in the world" as he stroked his hair and Alex replied "Yeah right" Christian said "Thank yah pal...can always count on you to cheer me up!" They talked. Went to sleep. Woke up. And finished farming. It was around 1:00PM when they finished and Christian said "should we meet the townsfolk? They'd love to be graced with my presence!" Alex responded with "Oh shore! (Sure)" as they walked to town. They were in the center of town Christian remarked "HOLY SHIT IT'S A GHOST TOWN! THEY'RE AFTER OUR SOULS! RUN TO THE NEAREST EXIT!" as he dropped and curled into a ball. One of the people in the town named Sam laughed and then jokingly said "Well I wasn't expecting cool people when they said farmers were coming! My name's Sam" Christian got up quickly acting like he didn't just scream and replied "The name is Christian...The game is lookin' reeeaaaallllyyy Kickass!" Alex jokingly said "by Kickass he means stupid" And Sam said "haha! I think we'll get along well!" Christian remarked "it's natural to get along with awesomeness!" And Alex remarked "so I'm easy to get along with?" And all 3 of them laughed They talked and talked for almost 2 hours and then Sam had to go. Alex said "ahh...a football guy..." as they walked over to the football guy Alex said "hello there my name is Alex who are you?" The football guy said "Dude my name is Alex too!" And Alex remarked "Oh hello my clone!" And Christian said "my name is Christian! I'm handsome!" And AlexM said "Hey! Me too!" And they laughed. Then AlexM said "I gotta go. Dinners ready! Bye!" They said their goodbyes and Christian said "Not a very bad town we have here. At least there's a bunch of nice people and work is very easy" It was around 5:30PM when Alex said "I wonder if there's any place to eat..." and Christian leaned up against the Stardrop Saloon and said "gee I dunno...there's gotta be a place! Or maybe this Saloon RIGHT here?" Alex replied sarcastically "oh that yeeaaaahhh! Maybe that's the place!" They walked in and sat down at a table and Alex said "why are you looking everywhere so often?" Christian said " gettin' a feel for th' place Y'know?" And Alex remarked "You look paranoid! People are giving you weird looks..." Christian responded with "Nah mate they think I'm handsome!" Alex rolled his eyes as he took a bite of his Pizza Christian turned to look at the door as it opened and saw Sam and 2 other people and said to Alex "sure is gettin' lively in here...hell everyone's lookin at me..." Alex Smirked and said sarcastically "Maybe cause you're handsome!" Christian laughed Sam walked over to Alex and Christian and said "hey! You wanna join me and my friends for some Billiards and other stuff?" And Christian replied "Sure" and so Alex Christian and Sam walked over to the Billiards room. Sam said "these are my friends Sebastian and Abigail" Christian said "nice to meet you both" and Alex said "Yes. Nice to meet you" Sebastian replied with "you're the new farmers right?" And Christian jokingly said "Ackshuwalee (Actually) we're the new potatoes!" Sebastian laughed and said "Cool" Abigail said after losing a round of Journey Of The Prairie King "this is impossibly hard..." Sam said "you still can't beat it? Damn...I've waited forever to see round 2..." Sebastian gestured to Alex and Christian and said "are any of these 2 video game experts?" And Christian responded with "Hell yeah I am!" Abigail said "Why don't you try it?" And Christian replied with "Alright sure..." Christian beat level after level of Journey of the Prairie king with everyone cheering him on. Sam said "Whoa! You're really good! Alex replied "he's kind of an expert... perks of being a gamer" Christian talking to himself said "Almosst... Got It!" As he won the game successfully Abigail said "Amazing! I've never seen anyone so good!" Alex jokingly said "clearly you haven't seen me!" And Abigail laughed "My fingers are sore!" Christian Complained Sebastian said "I can relate to that man..." Alex laughed "Who wants to hear my sob story?" Christian remarked It was 8:30 PM When they left the Stardrop saloon and all went to their homes As Alex and Christian were outside walking home Christian said "You think we'll make friends?" Alex replied with "We already have friends man... All we need is a little luck and a lot if work and we'll be rich!" Christian said "Yeah...damn the sunset is beautiful" as he looked at the pinkish orange sky as the sun was setting "that's something to love about this Valley" Alex remarked Unsure where fate would lead them the Brothers went to sleep excited for their future Keep in mind this is just chapter 1! There's more to come! @Scarlet knight is also helping me with this so big shoutout to him!