Stained General aka Water Closet robot... nuff said XD

Discussion in 'Transformers 3rd Party Discussion' started by Cheem The Rup, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. GAUGE

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    Stumpy Dumpy sat in a stall,
    Stumpy Dumpy got a bad call,
    All the piss and all the shit,
    Stumpy got tired of swallowing it,
    Stumpy went samurai and cut everyone,
    He joined Megatron and now life is fun.

    ^_^
     
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    If the price is right , im gonna get one.
     
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  5. Cheem The Rup

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    A first pre-order on taobao ;) 

    【MOMO模玩】污大将 屎田信长 变形马桶 潮玩-淘宝网


     
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    Yep, I neeeed this!
     
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    This is pretty awesome. But, I’m just curious if you can tell which word in the blurb produced “Hegemony,” or whether it can be translated differently. It’s not a big deal, but I also shouldn’t be too surprised that Antonio Gramsci should pop up in a country who remembers whose birthday is on Cinqo de Mayo...

    Psssttt, it’s Karl Marx.

    Also, Marcel Duchamp’s “Fountain”

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    I agree, but I’d also have the seat closed 99% of the time. So, it might at worst be like Edgar Allen Poe’s Tell-Tale Shart, haunting me with plastic poopy... :D 

    Besides, “what is a water closet?” That was I guess the third or fourth thing I thought, alongside appreciating that this is cool and wondering, again, if 污大将 or Wū Dàjiàng or General Pollution have read Gramsci.
     
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    This thread seems to be full of toilet humour.....
     
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    I have to admit, the head sculpt is pretty damn cool. BUT, anyone else notice that it has a little micro penis and nutsac? :( 

    seriously... WTF?... are people ACTUALLY going to buy this?.. maybe for $20 but it is more likely going more than that.
     
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    I'll never understand all these IDW characters. :D 

    Unless....this is part of the new Bad Cube (when) Natures (calls) line?
     
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    I didn’t actually notice that, because I didn’t scroll through the lower pics! :eek: 

    Maybe he’s a grower and not a shower! :lol 

    More seriously, I don’t think I’ll buy this but it looks good for a prototype sculpt of a little angry Samurai Oni robot... disguised as a toilet!
     
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    Glad I'm not the only one who saw the similarity there. Makes you wonder.

    On to the figure: I... Might need this. It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen and I love the ugly bastard.
     
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    WOW.

    I feel like I need this in my life.
     
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    This thing better be cartoon accurate...

    I do like the weapon storage in alt mode = unflushed turd in bowl.

    That said, turd better be diecast.

    Bot mode should have a spring loaded throwing arm gimmick for the diecast turd weapon.
     
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    If you have the MP Inferno water spray accessory, you can give this toilet the butt-cleaning function.
     
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    Great. More crap that I want.
     
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    Are you sure this wasn't from concept art from the last movie? It looks very Michael Bayish...
     
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    Literally. lol

    This figure deserves an army build. lol
     
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    Now we need urinal-bot and his sidekick hand dryer.
     
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