Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Omegatron, Nov 27, 2012.
Man Arrested After Telling Kids There's No Santa Claus
So what exactly is it with all these attention seeking whoremongers coming out thw woodwork recently? (ie, flipping birds at war memorials etc).
Silly season? Crazy season more like.
Shame on him, telling kids that.
I guess he wasn't that drunk because he kinda told the truth.
He's definitely getting "coal" from Santa, this year.
o.o -.- o.o
Santa does not exist. Because he got killed by Skrillex.
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But yeah. That's kindda stupid if you ask me. "Kids, Santa doesn't exist." "FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SPREADING RUMOURS!"
Canada? I thought this was Florida!
Why would he say there is no Santa?
He comes to us every year!
Does this mean there's no Easter Bunny
Of course there's a Santa Claus. I see him every year at the mall.
Of course there is! Isn't it?
That's complete bull. Arrest him for telling the truth. I'm telling my kids there's no Santa, will I get arrested?
This world sucks, man.
Only when you're breaking probation while telling something about Santa.
Yes....he's very real.
So...you get arrested for telling the TRUTH, but not for lying, essentially?
I could make so many political jokes off of that...
He was arrested for public intoxication and being in violation of parole, not "for telling the truth" as the headline suggests.
There's always been crazy, it's the reporting that on the rise. This is such an insignificant incident, it's a wonder it made international, let alone national, news.
read the whole thing and the real problem was that he was drunk in public and harrassing people.
sounds like something my uncle would do.
Moral of the Story: Don't be a a-hole to kids.
Well we all know that Santa is just in a secret government facility having an autopsy performed on him.
And that picture moonlight.. I'm gonna have nightmares for days....
This reminds of what a comedian once said. I don't know the exact one, but allow me to paraphrase:
"So, what are you in for?"
"MANSLAUGHTER. I SLAUGHTERED A MAN! What are you in for?"
"Telling kids Santa wasn't real."
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