Someone's dreaming of a White Christmas...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Paladin, Dec 10, 2019.

  1. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2003
    Posts:
    8,174
    News Credits:
    10
    Trophy Points:
    337
    Location:
    Detroit- It's a shithole full of people who steal
    Likes:
    +4,002
    Ebay:
    Twitter:

    how FESTIVE.
     

    Attached Files:

    • Like Like x 2
  2. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2005
    Posts:
    81,723
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    412
    Location:
    agile house
    Likes:
    +32,836
    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 7
  3. SHINOBI03

    SHINOBI03 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Posts:
    10,646
    Trophy Points:
    277
    Likes:
    +5,106
    I read "Walmart has pulled several “risque” sweaters" and expected another stupid "white = evil" kind of thing, but it's actually more hilarious.
     
    • Like Like x 3
  4. marvel b

    marvel b Bearer of the Matrix of Smash

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2014
    Posts:
    13,763
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    277
    Location:
    Beacon
    Likes:
    +11,858
    This may be the best thing that has come from Walmart sweaters of all time.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  5. Incepticon

    Incepticon Snowflake Melter

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2006
    Posts:
    16,140
    News Credits:
    13
    Trophy Points:
    337
    Likes:
    +9,276
    I wonder if in 100 years society will fondly look back on the years prior to 2016, tilt their heads with a nostalgic smile, and quietly remember (read: be envious of) how humor, jokes, parody and even people being able to make fun of other people was perfectly normal AND okay. All before pound signs in front of grammatically incorrect words took over and ruined the world more than ozone layer depletion, plastic pollution and disease ever did combined.

    I hope scholars of the future will talk about this small window of time that a few of us were allowed to live in and enjoy. For the children, guys. For the children.
     
    • Like Like x 8
  6. GoLion

    GoLion Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2014
    Posts:
    8,916
    News Credits:
    6
    Trophy Points:
    242
    Likes:
    +5,703
    What's wrong with a little booger sugar?
     
    • Like Like x 1
  7. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Posts:
    16,285
    Trophy Points:
    332
    Location:
    Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
    Likes:
    +3,494
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  8. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2007
    Posts:
    15,902
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    332
    Likes:
    +4,758
    You should never trust anyone who sticks something other than a finger or a VickStick up their nose.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  9. grindcore138

    grindcore138 Strong children! Childlike fish! Seaconsuuu!!!

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2012
    Posts:
    3,992
    News Credits:
    14
    Trophy Points:
    222
    Location:
    Cornwall, UK
    Likes:
    +5,078
    Twitter:
    Instagram:
    Tumblr:
    Oh hell yeah, line 'em up, Santa, line. Them. UP!
     
    • Like Like x 3
  10. Megasquared

    Megasquared Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Posts:
    2,355
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    222
    Likes:
    +3,930
    Is that why Rudolph's nose glows? Too much nose candy?
     
    • Like Like x 2
  11. Galvatross

    Galvatross Shrek = sOGREat! Veteran

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2013
    Posts:
    5,980
    Trophy Points:
    257
    Likes:
    +7,340
    Given this is a Transformers site, I was expecting this to be a different kind of White Christmas. Like Rumble in "A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court" kind of White Christmas.
     
  12. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2007
    Posts:
    15,902
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    332
    Likes:
    +4,758
    I usually associate that with heavy drinking. So Santa’s a coke fiend but Rudolph gets on the port every night.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  13. galvatran

    galvatran Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2019
    Posts:
    665
    Trophy Points:
    132
    Location:
    Australia
    Likes:
    +933
    ... And people expect Rudolph to deliver presents all over the world in one night & be clean as a whistle. Tell them they’re dreamin’.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  14. sideswipe3

    sideswipe3 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2013
    Posts:
    1,143
    Trophy Points:
    197
    Likes:
    +1,927
    On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 spoons of snorting.
     
    • Like Like x 3
  15. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Posts:
    16,285
    Trophy Points:
    332
    Location:
    Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
    Likes:
    +3,494
    Or a tissue paper.

    A nose in need deserves puff indeed.
     
  16. Fuzz

    Fuzz Garbage Pail Kid

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Posts:
    2,539
    Trophy Points:
    292
    Location:
    Buffalo, NY
    Likes:
    +1,073
    This is how false info spreads so fast on the internet. It was a 3rd party seller on their website. Not on their "shelves."


    Anyways, why is this even a big deal? It's a joke! If you don't like it, don't buy it!
     
  17. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Posts:
    16,285
    Trophy Points:
    332
    Location:
    Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
    Likes:
    +3,494
    YES!!!
     
    • Like Like x 1
  18. Incepticon

    Incepticon Snowflake Melter

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2006
    Posts:
    16,140
    News Credits:
    13
    Trophy Points:
    337
    Likes:
    +9,276
    The rationale is that parents don't want their kids seeing Santa warming his balls over a fire, snorting coke, etc. And that would be valid if these same parents weren't dragging their kids through the eye opening, innocence tainting dredges of Walmart in the first place. I mean, your kid seeing Santa with some hookers on a sweater is the LEAST of your worries in a fucking Walmart. I imagine most kids come out of one of those the first time like they just saw war.
     
  19. Fuzz

    Fuzz Garbage Pail Kid

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Posts:
    2,539
    Trophy Points:
    292
    Location:
    Buffalo, NY
    Likes:
    +1,073
    This was a 3rd party seller on Walmart website. Not in the store.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  20. Incepticon

    Incepticon Snowflake Melter

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2006
    Posts:
    16,140
    News Credits:
    13
    Trophy Points:
    337
    Likes:
    +9,276
    Right, but the 'controversy' was that A) 3rd party seller or not, they were available on the website, and B) parents didn't know that and started doing the "what if" freak out.

    I hope it's clear that I obviously think it's hilariously stupid, the parents need to chill, blah blah blah, but *the way it was reported* aka not making it overtly known this was just a website thing is WHY this dumb thing even made news. When convenient, it's always - laughably - "for the protection of the children".