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So there IS an 'on' button for women...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tikgnat, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Its old news, but new to me...

    BBC NEWS | Health | Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'

    LOLOLOLOL.
     
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  2. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Jiggles can do this by just a thought

    If your mom starts squirming, there just might be a jiggles hiding in your house
     
  3. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    watch how males become redundant... soon women will be putting up shelves and changing lightbulbs by themselves.
     
  4. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Atleast they'll be in better moods now.

    Woman customer - blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch Ill sue!"

    employee- Man , she needs to get laid" **presses button**

    Woman customer - " Wow, it's so nice outside today, Hi, heehee"
     
  5. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Now let's give them a "mute" button. *ZING*
     
  6. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lolol 
     
  7. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    It would be better if when you pushed the button they made a sandwich.
     
  8. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    We have turkey basters... all we need is the baby batter.
     
  9. Trailbreaker77

    Trailbreaker77 Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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  10. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    But who is gonna kill the spiders?
     
  12. Liokaiser

    Liokaiser Moderator

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    Oh snap. :drunk 
     
  13. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    That's what we have butches for!
     
  14. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    Where can I buy this?
     
  15. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    :lolol  Now if only that were real...
     
  16. defstar

    defstar Autobot...

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    :bowdown: 
     
  17. Rodentus prime

    Rodentus prime Old Git

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    The difference between men and women -
    [​IMG]
     
  18. ShockWave_AZ

    ShockWave_AZ Shock and Awe

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    I have seen this all before ..... I get this "news" about 20 times a day in my junk mail folder.

    Also, there seems to be a prince in Africa that needs some assistance .....
     
  19. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    This thread delivers... :lol 
     
  20. Blunticon

    Blunticon The Oddjob

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    I prefer to make them have this the old fashioned way.