So. I was asked if I would volunteer to be "tased"

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  1. TFW10

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    My honest answer is:

    What are you crazy you couldn't pay me enough to be tased.

    In other words no and kiss off that idea.
     
  2. Wars

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    Do it. Man up and do it.
     
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    I'd pass.

    They want to test a taser, they can go find some criminals.

    Or a cat.

    F-ck cats.
     
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    At first I thought the thread title was "I was asked if I would volunteer to be "tasted".
     
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    Hope you don't have any health issues...nothing worse then being dead because you volunteered...
     
  7. Kevin XI

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    Hell no! Being shot with what look like straightened fish hooks is bad enough, but to get electrocuted too? Yeah, fuck that.
     
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    Exactly.


    Just don't let em aim for your balls or something couse that wouldn't be cool.
     
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    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    Would I do it? HAHAHAHAHAHA NO!!!!
     
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    Why don't they tase a guy who recently died maybe the jolt will bring him back to life. I guess being so close to Halloween he'd just kill and eat a bunch of people so better not.
    That said, they have no business tasing an ordinary citizen. Police officers around the country five times over again have tased enough people to know how a normal person would react to it. I say don't do it.. tell officer sparky to go home and point that thing at his old lady.
     
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    "How many times can you get tazed in the nuts before you can have kids? Huh? You know." ~ Leo Spitz, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
     
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    :lolol  Because, nobody likes roasted nuts!
     
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    Glad I'm not the only one.

    As someone said, unless you've got medical conditions that might mess with it.
    And they have to agree to do it on your word, that word being "Pikachu, use Thundershock!" and they have to say Pikachuuuuuu the whole time.
     
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    I would do it...most likely. Would certainly help if there was some form of compensation. Like say...dinner at a nice restaurant afterwards. The last two years of High School I went to a Career Center, and one of the courses (which I forget the name of) required the student's to each be tazed so they knew what it felt like. I was in another course, so I never went through this, but I did get to witness it once. Pretty entertaining actually.
     
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    Do it.

    Be a man.

    I been zapped so many times by MSD setups, late model coil on plug ignitions and everything else of that nature that I would probably beat their asses after they tazed me.

    Alternatively, get hopped up on coke or something before they do it and just stand there grinning at them.
     
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    What does getting electrocuted have to do with being a man? Needlessly doing something like this reminds me of something you'd see the idiots on Jackass doing.. if anything do it and be an adolescent seeing who can eat the hottest pepper
     
  19. TacomaPrime

    TacomaPrime Cybertronian Tacoma

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    well, I was all set to do it.
    Then my coworker called me and said he had already found someone.
    LAME! I was gonna video tape it and everything.
    dang. maybe next time. Cause supposedly they do the trainings every few months.
     
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    In my younger years I have been electrocuted with house mains voltage a few times. I wouldn't call it fun, but not exactly painful. Weird for sure. I would volunteer just to see how much different it is.