The thing is though. I don't have all the other stuff (Adapter, Controller, Av Cables) so its worth like 15 bucks, and then I gotta take in account shipping. I mean, yeah it could be 15 bucks I could spend on a Transformer or something, but.... meh.
Make it into your pet. I used to have a pet rock, I figure a pet games console wouldn't be too much more difficult to look after and take for walks on a piece of string.
Sellers generally charge buyers for shipping, so what's the problem? You're going out of your way to be ignorant of what to do with an extra console. I don't see the big deal. This isn't a fucking enigma. All you're going to keep getting is silly, joking ideas like the rest of the thread. Although I like the handheld or custom case ideas.