Showing the Superheroes how to be Superheroes.

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  1. DanoMcKenna

    DanoMcKenna R.I.P

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    Spoiler's for Crisis. Not anything you wouldn't know after reading the first issue though.





















    So they bring back Earth 2 Superman and Earth Prime Superboy at a time when Superman and Superboy aren't acting how they should.

    Who's going to be the one to show Batman how to act more like his old self?

    And if anyone says that he's going to become the Spectre, so help me.... :stick: 
     
  2. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    Which old self? The original 30s killer Bat-Man, the all-round 40s Batman, 50s gimmick Batman, 60s and 70s Detective Batman or 80s and 90s DKR knock-off Batman?
     
  3. McBradders

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    Its going to be Adam West, he'll show him how to BATDANCE.


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  4. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    Nah, its more likely that Jason Todd will somehow bring the Earth-2 Batman back from the dead to do the job.

    Either that or Alfred will hypnotise him with a looping video of Power Girl playing volleyball.
     
  5. McBradders

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    Hey, where can I download that?!

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  6. DanoMcKenna

    DanoMcKenna R.I.P

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    Yeah, I want in on that too, also those Vixen bootlegs...
     
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    Switchblade Well-Known Member

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    If anyone is going to fix up Batman, my money's on Jason Todd.

    And I'll hold out for the video of Power Girl playing doubles volleyball with Huntress. :D 
     
  8. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    The Earth-2 Huntress back from the dead or the pointless post-Crisis version?
     
  9. Dark Magnus

    Dark Magnus Your opinion is wrong!

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    Pointless version please :D 
     
  10. DanoMcKenna

    DanoMcKenna R.I.P

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    Yeah, the pointless version actually got around and had meaningless sex with other superheroes, and that's just damn hot to me...
     
  11. Wreckgar

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    yea, bring on slutty huntress.

    And I believe the only one to fix Batman is Adam West old chum. Nothing can stop the power of the Batutsi.
     
  12. DevilzFan

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    Sure, Huntress is a slut. That's why we like her.

    Speaking of which, has Dick had her yet? He's like the Pimp of the DCU.
     
  13. Spider Striker

    Spider Striker ThisGuyWithTheYellowCap

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    Fitting, given his name.

    And yes.
     
  14. DanoMcKenna

    DanoMcKenna R.I.P

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    There was this one really great scene, I can't remember when, but Dick was talking about how Huntress was reckless, and her response was something along the lines of, "Why don't you just admit that you want me and can't deal with it."

    It was great, but I don't think that Huntress and Dick ever hooked up, could be wrong though...
     
  15. DanoMcKenna

    DanoMcKenna R.I.P

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    Hold up, I just read this at the DC boards.

    so I guess he did hit that.
     
  16. Misatokitty

    Misatokitty The Major

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    Him and Huntress did have a thing, before No Man's Land, IIRC. It was referenced when Bats took him to tell her she couldn't be Batgirl anymore as well as in numerous other places.

    And one of my friends said Batman comes out of the next year in an asylum, with Nightwing doing the Bats routine? But god knows if that's coming to pass or not. Wouldn't be surprised with the fact he seems to have been getting wound tighter and tighter since before War Games.