Sheba's Semiserialized Funnies

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Sheba, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    Or go bezerk and eat koby fish for looking like a gaint red chip! :ev:  :ev: 
     
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    Andersonh1 Man, I've been here a LONG time Veteran

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    I think's that's what he would try to do. Megabolt is crazy you know... he thinks everything is a chip...cyber planet keys, Brakedown's shoulders, Starscream's wings, Koby fish.... :p  :lol  :lol 

    He only cries when he thinks about his lovely time back on the chip planet. Poor Megabolt! He has a tragic past!
     
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  3. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    Why didn't he stay on chip planet?
     
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    Andersonh1 Man, I've been here a LONG time Veteran

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    Ah... only time will answer that question!! (Meaning I'm making this stuff up as I go and I have no idea yet!)

    I bet Koby Fish would love the chip planet too, since she's a Pringles fan! Lots of Pringles there!
     
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  5. Sheba

    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Actually, Koby Fish is male...
     
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    LOL Poor Screamer :lol 
     
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    GALVATOM Better off Pred

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    :lol  :lol  :lol  Oh dear
     
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    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Andersonh1 Man, I've been here a LONG time Veteran

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    D'oh! Sorry!! :) 
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    ahhh totally understandable rookie mistake. Don't let the flesh-colored fins fool you.
     
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    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Did you gut Koby fish?
     
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  12. Sheba

    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Merry *&^%ing Christmas!-Denis Leary

    Before there was Koby Fish there was....
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    But this little guy only comes out for a few weeks once a year.



    While we're at it, the REAL reason This Old Base is history:

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    Cybertron Scream: This place is too cramped! Get rid of it.

    Megatron: *coughcoughn00bcoughcough*
     
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    Andersonh1 Man, I've been here a LONG time Veteran

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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    I Saw Skywarp Tricking Santa Claus...

    Well what's a Christmas without classic Decepticon hijinks?

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    Skywarp: Hey you guys! I've got a foolproof way of getting totally free energon!

    Starscream: Oh? And how is that?

    Skywarp: Check this out! The flesh creatures have a story about a fat guy in a red suit that gives lumps of coal to anyone who's been bad during the year! Since we're Decepticons, and I've been EXTRA bad this year, we're sure to score big!

    Thundercracker: So how exactly do we cash in on this?

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    Skywarp: All we have to do is hang this stocking up before we go into recharge mode for the night. We should find it full of coal by morning!

    Dirge: I'm not sure this is going to work.

    Skywarp: Are you kidding me? It's foolproof!

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    PVC 'cons: ZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

    Santa: Ho Ho Ho!

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    Thundercracker: You know, 'warp, this stocking feels awfully light.

    Skywarp: Maybe we only got one piece of coal. Well even that would be something.

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    Thundercracker: It's a....belt?????

    Skywarp: What? Where's all my lovely coal? What's going on here?

    Starscream: Skywarp, you nitwit! I knew something like this would happen!

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    Koby Fish: You actually thought Santa would leave you COAL? You're out of your mind! Don't you know the alternate version of events? Bad children get a "switch" in their stocking! That's why you got a belt! It's for SPANKING you with!

    Starscream: See?

    Skywarp: Starscream? YOU KNEW? Why didn't you say something?

    Starscream: Because letting your little scam unfold the way it has was far more entertaining!

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    Santa: ...and so I gave him a "switch" in his stocking instead! Can you imagine that silly Decepticon trying to fool me? It's so sad it's funny.

    Armada Prime: HO HO HO!!!!
     
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    Andersonh1 Man, I've been here a LONG time Veteran

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    That's great! :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
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    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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  17. Sheba

    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    A real softie at heart?

    Starscream walks the fine line that separates him from total SNAD territory...

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    Sheba: ZzzZZzzZZZZzzz...
    Starscream: Good, she's asleep. Now I'll just drop this off...

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    Sheba: Erowr?

    Starscream: *under breath* Oh snap, she's awake! This is sooooo awkward...

    Sheba: I thought I smelled catnip! Is that for me? Oh Starscream, you shouldn't have!

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    Sheba: *PURRRRR*

    Starscream: Do you MIND?!

    Sheba: Hey you'd better not go anywhere! You smell like catnip! Remember what happened when you got smeared with tuna?

    Starscream: *shudder* Don't remind me.

    Sheba: One cat licking you or many cats licking and BITING you. Your choice.

    Starscream: *sigh* Fine then...and merry flesh creature holiday, you big feline oaf.
     
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    :lol :lol :lol :lol  Aww...looks like Screamer has a crush on someone!
     
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  19. Sheba

    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Memories of This Old Base

    Happy New Year folks! Today we will be looking back at the last year with some "new" comics! This Old Base is gone, but the memories remain!

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    Astrotrain: No fair! How come he gets full articulation for sitting and I don't?

    PVC Dirge: Tell me about it.

    Mini Cybertron-Scream: Oh enough already. You guys are old and unsophisticated; get over it.

    Astrotrain: That's it, I'm giving you a thrashing!

    ArmadaScream: Not on my watch!

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    The fish and TFs were all snug in their beds, while energon goodies danced in their heads...well the heads of the TFs anyways. Visions of After Eights™ in the heads of the fish...

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    Yeah, that's Sheba sleeping on G1Scream there...

    ...and what's that Pikachu doing there you ask? It's in case anyone wakes up and needs a charge!
     
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