Sheba's Semiserialized Funnies

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  1. Sheba

    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Lord of the Pranks 2: The Two Tuneups

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    Skywarp: Greetings folks, I'm PVC Skywarp, and it's time for another hilarious prank. I slipped some of this "happy juice" into Screamer's energon, so he won't be waking up anytime soon.

    Starscream: *ZZzzzzZZZZzzZZZZ...*

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    Skywarp: Here we have a can of tuna, all ready to open. And bonus, it's slightly smoked!

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    Skywarp: Now that we've got the can open, we rub the liquid ALLLLLLLLL over any exposed areas...then we wait...

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    Starscream: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP! Get these things OFF ME!!!!!
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Lord of the Pranks 2.5: Fallout

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    Starscream: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

    Cats: meow. *lick lick lick*

    Starscream: STOP THAT! You're goona take off all my paint!

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    Sheba: Erowr.

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    Sheba: Rowr.

    Cats: mrowr.

    Starscream: Oh thank god, they're leaving...

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    Sheba: *lick lick lick lick*

    Starscream: Hey cut that out!

    Sheba: Do you want those cats coming back?

    Starscream: Of course not!

    Sheba: Then you'd better hold still and let me lick you clean, or they WILL be back! You've got tuna-scent all over you!

    Starscream: *sigh* Fine...

    Sheba: *purr*

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    Cats: meeeoooowwww!

    Skywarp: NO! Stay away! HELP!

    Sheba: Looks like the culprit is revealed!

    Starscream: Serves him right, too.
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Since they couldn't go camping for real...

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    Skywarp: Me and TC may not have been allowed to go camping for real, but we can have our own little camping vacation right here.

    Gundam Zero: If anyone suggests singing "Koom-bay-ya" around the campfire, I'll punch them right in the face plates, so help me.

    Thundercracker: So what should we do next?

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    Skywarp: Drinking game! Drinking game! I'll get the Duff!

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    Thundercracker: *glug glug* Heyyyy, this stuff's the greatest!

    Skywarp: You said it! Now, here's the game! Everytime the dog barks, take a drink! If Lassie whines, take two drinks!

    Lassie: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!

    Movor: But there's only two cans, we'll have to take turns!

    Gundam: I'm not going near this game.

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    Little Domi: Ooooh, that's a lot of drinks to catch up on...*glug glug glug glug*

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    Skywarp (slurred): Hey, I got an idea! Domi, fire this cannon at Thundercracker!

    Little Domi: Okay!

    Thundercracker: Wait!
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    Thundercracker (slurred): Now I have a cannon too! Let's fire at the same time and see if they cancel each other out!

    Gundam: Umm, guys...

    Little Buddy (hidden): NOOOOOOO!

    Skywarp: Don't listen to Captain Bringdown and the Buzz Kill Brigade! FIRE!

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    Thundercracker: Owwww...
    Skywarp: *groan*
    Little Domi: ugh....

    Little Buddy: I KNEW this was going to be a bad idea!

    Gundam: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
     

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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    The end of "Hackey Lackout"

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    Gundam: Game on!


    *note: This comic has been brought to you by the return of NHL Hockey. As soon as I fashion some sort of tiny hockey sticks (and use a tiny travel checker for a puck), I can take pictures of TFs playing recreational hockey! Watch Incomplete Dirge get 5 mins for boarding cuz he "left his feet." ;) 
     
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    Brave Magnus Drawings from Argentina! :D

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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  My favorite is still the Red Bull commercial.
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Too Good to be true?

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    Sheba: *purrrrrrrr*
    Starscream: zzZZzzZzzzz...

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    Koby Fish: Huh? Something's wrong here! He's TOO QUIET! Why isn't he yelling and screaming for you to get OFF him?

    Sheba: Look over there.

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    Koby Fish: Oh. That explains it.
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    This takes him back...

    time for more random silliness!

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    Starscream: AAAAAAGH! GET THIS THING OFF ME!

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    Starscream: ERRRRRRAHHHHH!

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    Thundercracker: *snicker*

    Skywarp: Old friend of yours, Screamer?

    Starscream: Shut up.
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    The Philosopher on the Throne of Truth & Justice

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    Hound: Why are Decepticons so mean? Why are humans so small? Why are IPOD commercials so weird? If Gears was a Decepticon, would he last 5 minutes with that mouth of his? *sigh* I wish I had something to read while I'm sitting here.

    Offscreen voice: HEY HOUND GET OFF THE POT ALREADY!

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    Hound: I'm going, I'm going...
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Look Out World!

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    Galvatron: AT LAST! The world is MINE!

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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Koby's Birthday Party

    Here's some more insanity! Sept. 7th was Koby Fish's 13th Birthday. The pictures finally came back.
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    All: Happy Birthday, fish!
    Koby Fish: OK so what did everyone bring me?

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    Sheba: This was from all us stuffed animals. We pooled our dough and got you your favorite seasonal treat: Chinese Moon Cakes!

    Koby Fish: Oooh collector's box yet! *drools*

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    Bumblebee: This is from the Autobots. I hope you like it.

    Koby Fish: Cheap, but acceptable. *drools*

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    Starscream: This is from the Decepticons. Your very own personal Autobot Sla...--I mean, Servant!

    Koby Fish: You really shouldn't have.

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    Incomplete Dirge: Here, I got you this.

    Koby Fish: Awww my very own Weapon of Ultimate Destruction™! Thaaaanks! *kiss*

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    Koby Fish: Ima go put this on my mantle piece.

    Megatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was MY Weapon Of Ultimate Destruction™!!!! When I get my hands on you, Incomplete Dirge...!!!!!

    Incomplete Dirge: YIKES!!!! I'm outta here!
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Deceptibase of Horror I

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    Cringer: HEEEEEEEEELP! ADAAAAAAAAM!

    Starscream: What's his problem?

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    Starscream: Oh well, now where was I...?

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    Scooby Doo: REEEEEEEEELP! RAGGY!

    Starscream: Oh great, another one.

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    Scooby: Rarscream! I'm rared!

    Starscream: AAAAAGH GET OFF ME YOU CANINE COWARD, OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BE 'RARED' ABOUT!!!

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    Starscream: *gasp* Can it be? The Headless Headmaster Horseman? But I thought it was only a legend!

    Headless Headmaster Horseman: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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    Starscream: That's it, I'm outta here!
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Off with his head?

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    Headless Headmaster Horseman: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Incomplete Dirge:.........

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    Incomplete Dirge: Boxing Gloves for teh win!!!1!!!
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Trigger treat, smell my l33t...

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    "Trick or Treat!"

    Oscar: Oh how nice, some trick-or-treaters. You look horrible, go away!

    Trick or Treaters: AAAAAAAAGH!

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    Energon Starscream: Don't pay any attention to him. He's cheaper and more reliable than an animatronic Frankenstein. So one of you is going as a ghost, and the other is going as Markus Naslund on the Canucks, right?

    Gundam: Yep!

    Slimer: Yeah!

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    Energon Starscream: Here's your candy.

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    Trick or treaters: Thank you!
    Oscar: I'm goona go reload the candy bowl.

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    Trick or treater: Trick or Treat!

    Oscar: Wow, what are you supposed to be?

    Trick or treater: Little Mary Sunshine. I'm dressed as Gozer, you idiot!

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    Energon Starscream: Now that was just...wrong.

    Oscar: You're telling me! Gozer wasn't wearing a dress in the Ghostbusters movie!

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    Fishy Trick or Treaters: Trick or Treat!

    Energon Starscream: Ahhhh, the fish. Hey, you brought less this year. Where are the rest?

    Koby Fish: They have the flu. I didn't want them coughing all over everyone's candy.

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    Trick or treaters: Thank youuuuuu!

    Energon Starscream: Thank goodness. Now we won't run out of candy so quickly this year.
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    ...afterburners, gimme something good to eat!

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    Astrotrain: Who are you supposed to be?

    Cybertron Starscream: I'm PVC Starscream! I dressed up as Cybertron Starscream.

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    Astrotrain: Wow that costume is perfect! You can't even tell it's you in there!

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    Astrotrain: Hey weren't you just here?! Trying to get more candy by switching costumes are we?

    PVC Starscream: WHAT?! Everybody knows I was going as a GHOST!

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    Astrotrain: B-b-but...

    PVC Starscream: Just give me the fragging candy.

    Astrotrain: Alright, alright! That's it, someone else can answer the door next time.

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    PVC Dirge: Wow, that's a big costume! I don't think you're a kid though--you're probably too old to go trick or treating.

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    Headless Headmaster Horseman: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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    Energon Starscream: That's the last time I let you answer the door.

    PVC Dirge: Just get me to a repair bay.

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    Incomplete Dirge: Trick or Treat!

    Energon Starscream: Nice Rocky Balboa costume, but I'm afraid you're too old for this. Besides, we're all out of candy.

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    Incomplete Dirge: I coulda been a contenda...
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    the crinkle crinkle of little candy wrappers

    A week after halloween, you can still hear the crinkle crinkle of little wrappers...
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    Fishies: *munch munch munch*

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    Armada Starscream: Lucky Fish.

    Astrotrain: I wish I could get sick on Halloween Candy!
     
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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    The Remains of the Day

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    Energon Starscream 2: Will someone get this rotting jack o' lantern OUT OF HERE?

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    Oscar: Oh great, it's perfect to put in my Trash Can now!

    Energon Starscream 2: You shoulda put it in a trash can LONG AGO.
     
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    Soundwarp Next victim please TFW2005 Supporter

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    Sheba FF 1 Badman=Cyclonus

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    Bonus Feature! Now available as a DVD Extra!

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    For Sale:

    One 4-room Condominium. Roof may be converted into Seeker bedroom. 1 Bathroom (suitable for keeping fish). Motivated seller.

    Starscream: This bedroom is PERFECT!

    Little Buddy Fish: We'll TAKE it!
     
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    SydneyY @syd_tfw Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  Great comics! I like it there are so many other toys (well mostly fish) besides TFs in them.
     
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    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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