Sheba's Semiserialized Funnies

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    Even in MY room, Starscream CAN'T catch a break.
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    G1 Starscream: My Fellow Starscreams--it is time we took over control of this room!

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    G1 Starscream: Who dares interrupt my speech?
    Koby Fish: Excuse me, but I have seniority here. I've been here since 1992. You've only been here since 2003. I am the favorite toy and I run the show here!

    Energon Starscream: You and what army?

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    Fishies: THIS ARMY!

    Energon Screamer: OW GET OFF!

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    "And don't forget about these guys! Face it, you're outnumbered."

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    ArmadaScream: How embarrassing.
    G1 Starscream: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! My moment of triumph, and it gets jacked by a bunch of STUFFED FISH!
    Koby Fish: Turn around and bow to me now.
     
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    8-bit Starscreams...

    Anybody who's ever played Final Fantasy for NES (old skool 8 bit) or Final Fantasy Origins will know what is going on. Enjoy!

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    Armada Starscream: OK we're here.
    G1 Starscream: So that's him? That's Bahamut?

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    Bahamut: You have brought the tail of the Rat which proves your courage. Allow me to reward you. G1 Starscream, you are now a white Wizard instead of a White Mage. Armada Starscream, instead of a Fighter you are now a Knight. PVC Starscream, instead of a Red Mage you are now a Red Wizard.

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    G1 Starscream: All right! Now I can go buy Life2 and use the Thor's Hammer!
    Armada Starscream: Excellent! Now I can learn some spells finally!
    PVC Starscream: Dammit, I still can't learn Nuke.
    Bahamut:...But did you have to bring the rat, too?
    TM Rattrap: Someone help me. Please.


    *note: G1 (reissue) Starscream is wearing a bathrobe from an old doll from Amway from the 1970s, as a "White Mage Robe"
     
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    Jealousy rears its ugly head...

    The following is a re-enactment of what actually happened within a week or so of my acquisition of G1 Reissue Starscream. I had been neglecting Koby Fish for attention and giving it all to Screamer. Well, the fish was NOT about to take it lying down...


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    Koby Fish (thinking): Look at him, lying there, getting all the attention. I haven't been carried around in the Mistress' coat sleeve since he got here! I've had it! Time to show everyone around here who's boss!

    Starscream: zzzz Zzzz zzZZzz...

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    Bet he's not so hot without his null ray! I'll grab it and hide it on him!

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    They'll never find it here!
    (stuffs it under the blanket)

    (Incidentally it took me two weeks to find that bloody thing! The funny part was the actual incident happened at night, while I was asleep, and Koby Fish was found in the morning in the general vicinity of where I eventually found the null ray!)
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    Maybe this ain't so bad...

    Starscream discovers the benefits of having the Fish in charge

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    Galvatron: It's Starscream! DESTROYYYYYYY HIM!!!!!

    Cyclonus: As you wish, Mighty Galvatron.

    Starscream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Koby Fish: You rang?

    Galvatron: Gaahhhhhhhh!

    Koby Fish: Now lay off the screamer, or I'll sic the rest of the fishies on you!

    Galvatron: Oh very well. You win...this time...

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    Starscream: Here it is...as agreed upon.

    Koby Fish: Yay!

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    Koby Fish: *munch munch munch*

    Starscream: I never thought I'd be bribing a fish to stay alive around here...

    Koby Fish: Awww quitcherbitchin and just keep the Pringles coming, and everybody's happy. Except Galvatron, but we don't care about that. It's a win-win situation.

    Starscream: *sigh*
     
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    Introducing...Incomplete Dirge!

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    PVC Dirge: Hi, I'm PVC Dirge!
    PVC Skywarp: And I'm PVC Skywarp! We're here to introduce the world's first crippled Transformer!
    PVC Dirge: We're not allowed to call them crippled anymore. They prefer the term "disabled."

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    PVC Dirge: Say hello to Incomplete Dirge!
    PVC Skywarp: Look, he even has a foot missing!
    Incomplete Dirge: Yo.

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    PVC Dirge: Hey where are you going?
    PVC Skywarp: Out of here, before Buzzbeak finds out we jacked his idea.
     
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    The Commercial

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    Hi, I'm Incomplete Dirge.

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    And I'm here to demonstrate the benefits of Red Bull Energy Drink.

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    *glug glug glug*

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    So you see...

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    Incomplete Dirge: Red Bull gives you WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!

    Reissue Starscream: GET BACK HERE with those!

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    The Gamblers

    Incomplete Dirge's Casino

    Featuring Little Domi Fish

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    Skywarp: C'mon, baby needs a new pair of afterburners!

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    Skywarp: OH CRAP! SNAKE EYES!
    Little Domi Fish: I knew there was a reason they called this game "Craps"...
    Perceptor: Fascinating! I don't believe I've seen a statistically worse losing streak manifest itself like this!
    Incomplete Dirge: I am sorry but you have used up all your chips, and your losing streak is making me even more depressed than I was before. Next player please.

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    Thundercracker: Allll RIIIIIIGHT! My turn! I feel lucky today!

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    Thundercracker: SEVEN! RIIIIIIIGHT ONNNNN!
    Skywarp:.......

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    Incomplete Dirge: We have a winner, folks.
    Skywarp: Hey TC can I borrow some of that?
    Thundercracker: Do you have a blowout in your logic chips? Of course not!
    Decoy Blitzwing: Hurry up and start losing so I can play.
     
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    Hey, it's better than being on UI...

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    PVC Skywarp: Explain to me why we're doing this again?
    PVC Megatron: It's the perfect plan to conquer the Earth!
    PVC Skywarp: Seriously?
    PVC Megatron: *sigh* No, we ran out of energon again and this is the easiest way to get it! Happy now?
     
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    PVC Perceptor is P-whipped...

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    Perceptor: What a quaint western Tourist Town.

    Paradron Medic: Could you hold my purse please honey?

    Perceptor: Why certainly.

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    Skywarp: See, 'cracker? I TOLD you Autobots were "whipped"!

    Thundercracker: Bwahahahahaha!

    Perceptor: (under breath) What on Cybertron has she got in there? It weighs a megaton!

    Paradron Medic: Ah, ignore those Decepticons. They're just jealous.

    Skywarp and Thundercracker: *snicker snicker*

    Perceptor: Are they indeed?
     
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    the perils of incomplete parenting

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    Young Dirge never was quite the same after the "dangling incident"...

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    Incomplete Dirge: Oops!

    PVC (young) Dirge: WAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaah!
     
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    Lord of the Pranks

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    PVC Starscream: I want that paint job PERFECT, Thundercracker!
    PVC Thundercracker: When they said this place was a fixer-upper, they weren't kidding!

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    Bumblebee: *snicker*
    PVC Thundercracker: HEY! What's that Auto-twerp doing up here? Get lost!

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    PVC Skywarp: NOOOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL PAINT JOB!

    PVC Starscream: Actually, that shade suits you, Skywarp...*snicker*

    PVC Thundercracker: GET THAT AUTOBOT!!!

    Bumblebee: You've been PRANKED! Later, losers!
     
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    Prime's Strange Vacation

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    PVC Prime: Autobots, I am about to head out on my yearly summer vacation. But before I go, I have some very special orders. Until I get back, Megatron is in charge. You have to do what he says.

    Autobots: WHAT?!

    Silverbolt: Sir, surely you can't be serious!

    Bumblebee: Say it ain't so, Prime!

    Perceptor: Highly illogical...

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    PVC Prime: No buts. My decision is final, and I expect you to abide by it.

    Autobots: *sigh* Yes, Prime.

    Bumblebee: This is goona suck!

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    PVC Megatron: Now I know you all have some reservations about this, but I just have one thing to say.............YOU'RE ALL MINE, MAGGOTS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Perceptor: There, there, Bumblebee. We'll get through this.

    Silverbolt: Grrrrrrr!

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    PVC Starscream: This mask would fool Prime's own creator!

    PVC Megatron: Excellent work, Starscream.

    PVC Starscream: Thank you, Mighty Megatron. It was a superb performance if I do say so myself. Now take back what you said in 1985 about me being a bad actor that couldn't fool a Saturnian Simpleton.
     
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    Greetings. I am Megatron. And welcome to...

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    ...This Old Base

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    Megatron (off camera): As you can see, it needs a lot of work to be acceptable.

    Starscream: Faster, Autobot Slave! I want to see my face in that wall!

    Bumblebee (under breath): Oh, I think I can arrange for your face to be in that wall, courtesy of Prime when he gets back...

    Starscream: What was that?!

    Bumblebee: I said, "this sanding is killing my back!"

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    Astrotrain: Just keep that rifle aimed, TC. I don't want this Autobot to pull anything stupid.

    First Aid: Dammit 'cons, I'm a doctor, not a carpenter!

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    PVC Skywarp: I'm goona move to this other wall now. There's no room for me to work!

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    Megatron: Incomplete Dirge! Why are you standing around like a lump at a smelter?

    Incomplete Dirge: Gee Megatron, I'd love to help, but I have no arms!

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    *SMACK*
    Megatron: FOOL! I wasn't assembled yesterday! You were merely hiding your arms--which are sufficent to hold a piece of sandpaper!

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    Megatron: NOW GET TO WORK!!!!!

    Incomplete Dirge: *grumble grumble*
     
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    Megatron: Ahhh the work goes well! Soon we shall have a base worthy of the Decepticon Cause!

    Starscream: These Autobot slaves were a great idea!

    Armada Starscream: This is so easy, I'm sanding with only one hand!

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    Koby Fish: Okay, I'm taking over supervision here.

    Megatron: WHAT??!!!

    Koby Fish: You heard me. You're nothing like Bob Vila. You don't give dumbass advice where it's not needed, or explain s#*t that a 3-year old doesn't need explained.

    Megatron: You can't! I'm Megatron! Leader of the Decepticons! Future ruler of the Universe!

    Koby Fish: Ya, ya, take it up with the producers.

    Starscream: How does it feel, Mighty Megatron?

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    Koby Fish: Oh, by the way, I'm jacking your base when it's finished. I want it. MAYBE I'll let you in here, if I feel like it.

    Megatron: This isn't over!

    Energon Starscream: Hey is there a problem in here? How am I supposed to get anything done with all that racket?

    Koby Fish: Never mind, I'll be in there in a sec.

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    Koby Fish: No! No! You're holding that wrong! Don't sand in an up-and-down motion! Sand WITH the grain of the wood! Side to side!

    PVC Starscream: Look, fish, that thing's heavy enough as it is.

    Koby Fish: I want MY new base to be done PROPERLY. Whatever happened to Decepticon standards of uber-perfection? Didn't Megatron drill that into your heads hard enough?

    PVC Starscream: *sigh* Fine.

    PVC Thundercracker: Look! Me and 'warp are sanding the right way!

    Koby Fish: Excellent. You deserve cookies.

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    Megatron: Galvatron! Now's our opportunity! Deal with that pest of a fish!

    Koby Fish: *yawn* Here we go...

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    Galvatron: Oh, I'm staying out of this. See you later.

    Megatron: WHY ME? DEAR PRIMUS WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY DOESN'T IT EVER HAPPEN TO PRIME?! *sob*
    *bangs fist on wall*

    Koby Fish: You thought Galvatron was your trump card? You should know better than that.

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    Cyclonus: I wonder who "informed" the producers about that fish...

    Bumblebee: *snicker*

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    Little Buddy & Little Domi: *munch munch munch*

    Megatron: What have we here? Two potential slaves! Being slackers and eating cookies are we? Well I'll soon put a stop to that!

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    Little Buddy: You can't have our cookie!

    Little Domi: Go away!

    Little Koby Fish: Is there a problem here?

    Megatron: Never mind. Forget I said anything.
     
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    Pranking for Dummies

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    PVC Skywarp: Welcome to our tutorial on pranks. All we need is an unsuspecting victim, and this harmless-looking USB link cable.

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    PVC Skywarp (off camera): And here we have our unsuspecting victim, sound asleep.
    Megatron: zzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzz...

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    PVC Skywarp: Now we plug this into the access port like so...

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    PVC Skywarp (off camera): Then we wait for the program to run...

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    Megatron: No'kregar no'gal. I am the Warchief.

    Carnivac: woof woof Hey, what are you doing on my back?
     
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    Skywarp gets his comeuppance

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    PVC Skywarp: #@*&%!...

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    PVC Thundercracker: Hey, what are you doing?
    PVC Skywarp: Oh, this? Well, Megatron found out it was me that programmed him to act like the Far Seer off of Warcraft III. So now I have to dispose of all this nasty flesh-creature waste. It's so disgusting!

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    PVC Thundercracker: How'd he know?
    PVC Skywarp: His exact words were "Since when has it ever BEEN anyone else"?
    PVC Thundercracker: He's gotcha there, buddy.
    PVC Skywarp: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway?
     
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    A Scary Thought...

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    7 years ago

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    5 years ago

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    2 years ago

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    Reissue Starscream: Is it just me, or are those fish MULTIPLYING?
    Incomplete Dirge: Now let's see...*calculates in head* OH god help us all!
     
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    Authors of their own misfortune

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    Astrotrain: We hit the Jackpot! Look at all these energon cubes!

    Incomplete Dirge: I wanna eat some now!

    PVC TC & Skywarp: *drool*

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    Koby Fish: Get away from there! You can't have any! You're allergic to it!

    Skywarp: Yeah, right! Transformers can't be allergic to things!

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    Incomplete Dirge: Look, there's even more energon over here! Looks almost liquid!

    Astrotrain: I definitely want some of this stuff!

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    Koby Fish: No, you can't! You're allergic! It's not for you anyway, it's for the camp! Go on, get away from this stuff!

    Astrotrain: You're no fun!

    Skywarp: Spoilsport! Ugh!

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    Bumblebee: My fuel tank hurts! I wanna throw up! I'm tired!

    Perceptor: Strange. Bumblebee's exhibiting symptoms of sugar in the fuel tank! But how...?

    First Aid: We're going to have to pump your fuel tank, Bumblebee.

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    Koby Fish: Hey, where'd all the fudge go? Oh no.......those idiots!

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    Incomplete Dirge: I'm tellin' ya doc, I just had some bad energon, that's all! It was a funny color but it tasted sooooo sweet!

    Koby Fish: That wasn't energon, that was brown sugar fudge! I told you idiots not to eat any! Now you have to have your fuel tanks pumped! You dough-heads!

    Perceptor: Oh, that explains it.

    Bumblebee: I hate getting my fuel tank pumped!

    Koby Fish: So are n00bs going to listen to me next time?

    All (moaning): Yeah, yeah, yeah....

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    Koby Fish: I'd better eat the rest of the scraps so some other idiots don't try to pull a stupid stunt like that! Silly Transformers! Fudge is for organic life forms...and Insecticons!
     
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    I know what you did this summer

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    Starscream: This is Starscream, reporting in from sunny Rathtrevor Beach, Parksville, BC. Thank god, I have 3 days away from that fool Megatron.

    Off-camera voice: SQUEEEEEEE!

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    Starscream: As leader of this expedition, I...wait a minute! Who dares interrupt my official report?

    Sheba: Erowr.

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    Starscream: AAAAAAAAAGH! Get off me you female feline oaf!

    Sheba: *purrrrrr*

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    Sheba: I've always wanted to do that. Sorry about that, couldn't help myself. On with the report!

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    Starscream (off camera): As you can see, our attempts to conquer the beach resulted in Incomplete Dirge getting buried by some Autobots, a Maximal, and Cringer off of He-man...

    Incomplete Dirge: Let me out!

    First Aid: Just dig yourself out.

    Incomplete Dirge: That's not funny!

    First Aid: Well then Silverbolt, Quickswitch, and Cringer can dig you out.

    Incomplete Dirge: Ewwww!

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    Starscream (off camera): We got them back for that stunt by getting them drunk. However...

    Incomplete Dirge (slurred): I have hands! I have hands! Hey, where'd they go?

    First Aid (slurred): Hey 'bolt, let me have some more. I'm the doctor, I think you've had enough.

    Silverbolt (slurred): No way doc! I'm trying to drink Quickswitch under the table!

    Starscream (off camera): You idiot, he's already "under the table"!

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    Starscream (voice-over): I personally supervised the setting up of the tent.

    Starscream: Incomplete Dirge, stop lying down on the job! Get that tent pole in place!

    Incomplete Dirge: Ask someone who has hands.

    Cyclonus: I heard it was going to rain today.

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    Starscream: OOF! What's with the stampede?

    Raggedy Ann: IT'S RAINING! I just felt two drops on my head!


    To be continued! Also stay tuned for other vacation/holiday strips in this thread! This eventually includes Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, and Interdependance Day.

    Credits:

    Starscream:...............Reissue Starscream
    Incomplete Dirge:........himself
    Raggedy Ann:..............herself
    Sheba:...............Canyon the Cougar (Beanie Baby)

    Camping Equipment courtesy of Coleman-Mattel

    *note: some images still show photobucket watermarks due to being unable to locate the original image (stupid old camera, stupid old files)
     
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    I know what you ate this summer

    here's more!

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    Galvatron: I can't believe it. We've had a 3-day camp vacation, attempted to conquer the beach, squashed some human childrens' sand castles, escaped the rain in the tent, and that blasted fish hasn't bothered us ONCE. Why is that?

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    Incomplete Dirge: Does that answer your question?
     
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