Just thought of what could be a fun little thread about your grade school or even college experiences of hilarious, awkward or even crazy circumstances, that you can remember at least lol. Those that are still in school can post as stuff happens  

 

Took a dump in one of the urinals right before my grade 8 grad. Me and a couple friends thought it'd be a cool way of getting back at teachers for being assholes, but they chickened out after I did it. Yep, those were the days.

 

I was homeschooled, so my craziest experiences were fist fights with my brother and wearing my pajamas for a school uniform.

Now college on the other hand...that's the crazy stuff.

 

Went to a small catholic school for grade school. Got a crap education because they were to focused on their sports reputation over actual learning. Had some fun experiences but would prefer going to a public school. I went to public school in high school kept quite was never picked on yet also I'm sure not many would people know who I am if they seen me. Jr year I went to tech school for robotics best this I done school wise. Most of my friends are from the tech school and I still go to college with them right now.

 

You only got back at the poor custodian.

 

Walked into the restroom in the locker room in 9th grade, and we discovered a cowboy boot in each urinal, and soap drawings of dicks all over the counters.

One guy then peed in the boots.

 

Well mostly played with a lot of TFs and BMX in elementary, which I'm sure is not a whole lot different from most people here. Nor do I have any particular stories that comes to mind at the moment.

The reason I am posting in this potentially awesome thread is that I have recently re-united with a very close friend from grades 3-6, she has shared a lot of pics that has brought back a lot of memories, it's been really cool reminiscing with her as last month was the first time we spoke since 1989. Furthermore, I am travelling 800 miles to visit our old neighborhood to show my family where I came from. I contacted the principle of our old school and I'll be going for a tour of if on June 27. I'm really excited about this, I'll be taking many, many pics and vids.

Cool thread man!

 

So YOU were the inspiration behind that South Park episode (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce)?  

I remember when I was in first grade in elementary school, my grandmother who was teaching grade 5 & 6 asked me to read a few paragraphs from the Bible in front of her class to show them how it's done. It went well, but I remember being embarrassed by the very last word I read ("and they saw they were NAKED").

I also remember my best friend scratching my right hand for absolutely no reason during phys ed when we were in grade 5, I still have the scar.

 

  fucking epic

 

Thanks! It's just that the funniest stories you can think of while chilling with your buds tend to come from your wacky school stories.

For example, I remember in 6th grade when I had just moved to a new county which meant new school. didn't know anyone. One day in 1st period this kid who sat right next to me(and he was a big kid mind you) had to pee, really bad. Our A-hole teacher, for no reason whatsoever, denied him access to the restroom. He pissed his pants right then and there.

 

I once got into a bathroom stall to piss and closed the door and realized someone smeared shit all over the inside of the door. It was gloriously gross.

During my sophomore year, I met this gurl who say in front of me in history class. I broke the ice by calling her a bitch and we became the best of butt buddies. We rarely talk now, but she was really fun to be around and we were bros throughout all the essays and projects we hated.

Once I had to go to the restroom to take a dump because I was still recovering from bleeding constipated feces, and this guy walks into the stall next to me and for ten minutes there was no sound. Nothing. I saw he was facing the toilet, so he was not dumping, but there was no pissing sound at all. I was waiting for him to finish and get out because you know you can't just defecate freely and loudly when there's someone next to you(that's poor form,) but he just stayed there. I ended up leaving early to get back to class and to this day, I was certain he was either jacking off or doing drugs.

On a positive and less vulgar note, Grad Nite is probably one of the most wonderful things you can do with your friends, please trust me on this. That night I shared with my best friends is something I can't ever forget. It wasn't the last time we hung out with each other, but to spend one last night with all of the people you've come to know and love, to have one last magical night together as high school students was very heartwrenching, the true meaning of friendship.

 

Lets see.... It's been a while. Sophomore year of HS I trapped a wild mink that found it's way into the female locker room. After it was discovered in there people stood around trying to figure a way to trap it and took no action so I took my moped home grabbed a fishing net and went back to the school, tossed the net over the mink and that was that.

During band trips it was customary that Seniors first ordered at fast food joints then Juniors and so fourth. My friend and I got tired of waiting and started walking through the drive through. Pissed a lot of upper classmen off doing that.

College, I went to a private university and there was no alcohol allowed on campus but the security guards could not check private property including backpacks and such according to the schools own rules. One of my friends had more than a few bottles of liquor he wanted brought in his room but only wanted to make 1 trip and enlisted my help. I grabbed a 24 can cooler that I always kept in my car and loaded all the bottles into that. While bringing it back to the dorms a security guard stopped us and asked what was in the cooler, without missing a beat I said it was Dave's,(rest his soul), 4Brl carburetor from his Jeep that needed rebuilt and the cooler was the easiest way to carry it with all the parts. The security guard said "OH, well ok then" and waked away. That story is still legendary amongst my old college friends.

 

^   I remember walking into the restroom in middle school with a few buds and saw that someone didn't flush the toilet and left a present..that came out green. One of my buds said "oh wow, ghetto booty" and I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day

 

in third grade, pretty much everyone in the school district and my parents found out that i had issues. lots of issues.

i would daydream ALOT and one day i snapped out of nowhere and was hitting my desk with my hands and head.
i took out a piece of paper drew dead versions of my classmates.

i was not exactly suspended, the school just told my parents that i should see a doc and gave me a week off and sent my homework for the week to my house.

but in kindergarten, things were good. i girl gave me my first kiss and i didn't do the 'ew, girl cooties!!'.
i actually liked it, didn't lead to anything but we stayed friends for the rest of our school days.
but i don't consider myself that good of a friend because i failed to give her any help with her drug addiction and overdosed 7 years ago.

 

I recall loving my kindergarten year but absolutely despising my 1st Grade year. That teacher was just horrible...

Encountered some pretty stupid (or at the very least very shallow) people along the way, too. There was this girl in 6th-7th grade who, for some reason, hated people who wore glasses, and when we were tasked with the assignment to write down a few things we think would make the school better, this little brat wrote down "Get rid of people who wear glasses" (kind of surprised the teacher said nothing about that, given he wore glasses). And then the next year I overheard her and her friends talking about me literally behind my back and how much they don't like me because I "look like a nerd" and wear glasses. I got to have a good laugh the following year when next time I saw her she was wearing glasses--HA! Take that!

But other than that? Nothing really interesting. Got punched in the gut by some guy because I stuck my tongue out at him when I was ten. He had serious anger issues and for some reason directed all of it at me (you know, instead at people who actually wronged him).

 

Yeah I remember this girl whom I had a crush on who thought I stalked her. She started spreading it around and I was getting so PO'd from it. Welp, one day I got a GF(my first one, at that) who was miles better looking and I remember just giving this girl and all her followers this huge smug look, like I owned the place.

....and then she dumped me for another guy. Oh well  

 

I once launched a mentos filled coke bottle at a crowd of students on accident and the science teacher called me a terrorist for the rest of the year.

 

Terrible. I was bullied my whole school life.

 

I also remember dealing hockey cards during breaks outside in the winter at -20C. Fun times.

 

LOL the explosion must have been epic

 

Best.