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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TheIncredibleHulk, May 24, 2008.

  1. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    I got 4 items out of the vending machine at work for only 50 cents tonight.

    Noticed that there was a pack of Grandma's Cookies just hanging there, so I figured if I got the one behind it, I'd get 2 for 1. So, I put my money in, and the one that was stuck drops. The other one gets stuck. I then noticed that there were 2 packs of the cookies in the bottom tray, but the other one's still stuck. So I shook the machine to jar it loose. It drops and so does an apple pie. So, 3 packs of Grandma's Cookies and an apple pie for 50 cents. :rock 
     
  2. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    :wink: So in other words you "STOLE" them. Shame, Shame.....................
    How would your Dad and brother-in-law feel about that.
     
  3. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    The vending machine gods have smiled kindly upon yee.
     
  4. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Last time I tried knocking a vending machine was in an airport after my item got stuck - the security device went off, the machine made a big noise and two burly security guards came and had words with me

    :( 
     
  5. alecgates15

    alecgates15 DK is Triple Hitler

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    Couldn't you just have explained "I got my food stuck and I'm really hungry"
     
  6. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Language barrier, dude ;) 
     
  7. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist

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  8. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    Well, if they were donuts.......
     
  9. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Free stuff FTW! :rock 
     
  10. Dirge121

    Dirge121 I'll be your end of days

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    I hate the vending machines at my college.
    The only time I go to use them, and the damn things are out of order.
     
  11. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Reminds of that night I went out clubbing with some friends. I drank, danced and when it was time to go home I payed with 10 euros (more or less 12 buck), the girls returned the bill to me along with 3 coins .

    Basicly I drank and danced for free:D 
     
  12. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    Yeah well you know...........................
     
  13. Red Alert

    Red Alert Security

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    "rock" the machine and you'll usually get free stuff also(just don't let anyone see you)
     
  14. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    And I consider myself lucky when I press A5 and get the contents of A5...
     
  15. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch

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    Back in highschool the vending machine went on the fritz. Instead of dropping one package of semi-delicious brownies, it dropped 5 or 6 every time :ev: 
     
  16. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Thief!
     
  17. optimus major

    optimus major Banned

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  18. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    I remember freshman year in college the machine my buddy's dorm's lounge took his money. so he hit the damned thing and the front popped open. next thing you know he went back to his room, got a duffel bag, and went back and cleaned the machine out!
     
  19. Blunticon

    Blunticon The Oddjob

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    Grandmas' cookies are the best. You lucky SOB!
     
  20. kronos

    kronos PSN = METROPLEX_84

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    I used to work at this parking lot here in Columbus. The break room was non exsistant so we had to go into the convention halls to use vending machines. Their was one that was pieced together from other machines. They did a shitty job because their was a screw hole left open. Large enough to put a coat hanger in and pry up the treasures within. We just about cleaned that thing out too. I was like 16 at the time. Not a proud moment at all. just sharing!