Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Saberfrost01, Sep 7, 2011.
Ah, okay. Just making sure we were on the same page.
*thinks that she's most likely not in the chapter*
Yeah Nova, get out. I don't need you anymore.
Yes yes, go away nova... let me chat with TFWars for a minute, won't you? Oh and come back with a mop.
. . . So I can clean up UM84's remains.
In either case, I recommend starting off with a "bike to the face" (a boot is a perfectly fine alternative) as the appetizer, before moving on to the main course of asskickary and gory dismemberment along with over the top gloating as dessert.
*please note, despite their shared appearance that is indeed Furno rather than UM84. I think...
Last night I managed to crash the entire home network. By tying to upload to my college e-mail. They tell us to do work at home? If it's going to F*ck up my equipment like it did then they've got another thing coming. You hear me college? IF CONNECTING TO YOUR SERVERS BUGGERS UP MY EQUIPMENT I'M NOT DOING IT!!!!
Rage dealt with, you should not have shown UM84 that, you're now officially on his hitlist.
I'm pretty sure that was just Furno rather than UM84's avatar that happens to look like Furno. Hm...that isn't really going help my case now is it?
edit: If I'm on UM84's hit list now, that means I'm on 8 different hit lists now; one more and I get lifetime free ice cream at the Dead Men (& Women) Walking Club.
Good luck with that.
Well, it's sort of like how if life gives you lemons...you're going to question it and ask: "Life, why the hell did you give me lemons? It's not like I'm going to make lemonade with it anytime soon." When it doesn't give you an answer, you think: "Well, perhaps I could use these afterall."
*Cue converting a potato cannon for lemon use.
So on the off chance life decides to screw you over, again, you now have a lemon cannon to fight back with. Moral of the story, wait...I was actually going somewhere with this?
Even if slighlty off-topic.
No I'm going to continue as normal despite a security scare, I've since scanned my system and it came back clean, so I've done a back-up and can now resume normal activities.
So last time Wars went against Nova, I hop you have a plan Wars otherwise you'll have enemies coming from all sides, but then again, who doesn't? And as I'm typing this the Xbox to my left has started flashing the RRoD. Although I've ejected the hard drive and now it's fine. What ever I'm going to say it anyway. Aww crap!
Either way, I TOLD my brother his CPU was giving out but NO! he thought he knew better, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?
Going back to that RRoD, I've just realized... I PLAY THAT DAMN THING TO D:
Just my luck. :redface2
Anyone got a match? If so Light it, blow it out then snap it in two immeidatly after. It breaks the chain of bad luck. And bad luck ALWAYS comes in threes.
Serves you right, TFWars!
He was a good bird. But a necessary sacrifice.
Of course I have a plan. Why would you expect any less of me?
What did I ever do to you? As far as I'm concerned, Saber, AP101, and Ironjazz are the only ones who should have a grudge against me.
Jeez, that sounds really bad, typing out an enemy list like that.
Hm, baby. I already have 12 ice creams per day
You know that Starscream for the most part is probably going to mess up your plans, either his chronic backstabbing disorder will make him want to take control for himself, or his incompetence will impede your plans. Either way, he's going to fail, but that failure may give everyone else the chance to give you your comeuppance.
Well, it didn't initially help that I took out several of my potential killers before I recorded the fact I was on their hit list. The DMW Club doesn't accept the hit listing if it was recorded after the hitmen(or women) were killed. Otherwise I would have gotten the life time free ice cream by now.
You just hope that Megatron finds you first if you come to my comic.
*compares "Starscream" with Legends Thrust*
Nope, still not convinced.
I have a feeling that list is gonna grow.
Separate names with a comma.