Life is hard for gingers. For Gingercons, it's almost impossible. As Megatron always says, gingers can't be Decepticons because they have no sparks. Sure, Sideways looks like a brunette, but other 'cons always had their suspicions. Thus, a low glass ceiling hangs over Sideways' career. So I decided to help Sideways. Now that the carpet matches the drapes, Sideways can finally advance his military career. As an aside, the car mode loves Future floor polish. Same with Sideswipe.