A thread for reasons a person would know they are a Transformers fan. Not necessarily the number one reason, just a reason. And please, don't argue and get the thread locked.

My reason: When you see the word "unicorn," you accidentally read it "Unicron," not the other way around.

 

(Jeff Foxworthy accent) You know you're a transformers fan when...

...your wish for your next car isn't based on speed or looks, but because your favorite character transforms into it.
..."The Touch" is playing in your head whenever you do something awesome.
... You watch out the window and imagine how the passing cars would transform to pass the time on trips.
... You have contingency plans if Decepticons ever come to earth.
... You always keep one eye on any construction vehicles in case they might merge and you'd miss it.
... You have more money invested in toys than the bank.
... You think the government is wasting your money because they have yet to create a transforming vehicle.

 

you hope the car you're buying is secretly an autobot in disguise. disreguarding all ramifications.

you plan on how you want to make your own TF character, who of coarse is on good terms with your faction choices leader.

you wish to vote for OP for president.

everytime you see yellow camero you think bumblebee.
" " Red " " Cliffjumper
" " blue " " Glyph
" " White " " Bugbite

when you go into a "foriegn" store you immediately look for any TFs on shelf in toy section.

 

You get on TFW2005.

 

well i've been collecting transformers stuff for years,
i have toys, statues and some other stuff
i have all the transformers games for ps2 and xbox 360
i go here to talk about transformers with other people that like transformers'
i am currently watching the transformers: prime marathon
i love transformers and i know that i always will love transformers

 

You know you're a Transformer fan when your Ditto Transforms and then has access to Roll Out  

 

Serious answer? You know you're a Transformers fan when you enjoy something, anything to do with the Transformers franchise. Doesn't matter what it is.

Jack@$$ answer? When you complain about everything pertaining to Transformers, are never satisfied, rage over the smallest of things, and yet always come back for more.

What-I-Believe-To-Be-The-Thread's-Intent answer? When you watch cars and vehicles drive by and imagine them transforming and fighting. Although the above-mentioned "Jack@$$ Answer" could also apply here.

 

You know your a TF fan when you secretly fantasize about turning into a cyborg and actually transforming yourself! bwahahahaha

 

...when you've had at least one argument/discussion on how to spell the generic transforming noise.

 

You know you're a Transformers fan when you behave in ways that indicate you have more than a casual enjoyment of Transformers toys or media.

...Or were you looking for jokes?  

 

I don't love mindless machines.

 

When you see construction vehicles,you have an urge to shout "MERGE TO FORM DEVASTATOR"

 

You put Autobot logo stickers on every vehicle you own.

You get Autobot logo tattoos.

You wanted to name your son Megatron.

 

Some more of my reasons:
You almost crash your car when you see a vehicle that you know is a Transformers' altmode.

You actually are a contributor on Tfwiki.

You have an Autobot symbol embossed on your mirror.

 

You argue about absolutely everything and get threads locked.

 

This right here!  

 

Crap. I'm all of these.

And, now that I think about it, this!

 

when you correct your friends who think the live action movies invented the franchise