This is just for whatever random TF thoughts pop in your head, that aren't long enough to have its own thread. Come one, come all! Be random!


Have they ever had a pig transformer? I like pigs and I like Transformers. A berserker pig tf with tusks could be bad-ass! Just not Beast Wars please.

 

It bothers me that Soundwave's upgrade is Soundblaster, but Blaster's upgrade is not Blastwave. (Yes I know it's because of his Japanese name.   )

Technically there was Snarler.

 

Transformers transforming even in the movies can't make any logical sense, as Bumblebee transforming into a VW would require all the mass to be stored in the little back trunk so everything else can be hollow

 

Oh he's kinda cool.

I guess you could say he's got...junk in his trunk!  

 

Why do transfirmers need to learn?

 

Because ignorance leads to poor life choices?

 

I think they transform matter to energy that is stored inside the spark while not in corporeal form.

 

I think the laws of physics as we understand them do not apply on cybertron.

 

How does botbots hide their robot bits in alt mode

 

TFA Megatron never bothered to just strap down the resurrected Starscream and actually suss out why he kept coming back to life. Seems an odd oversight for a cunning warlord. I think he just really liked killing him over and over again. Killing Starscream over and over again does have its merits. Still, at least a bit more curisoity into immortality should be expected, right?


But then again, killing Starscream over and over again.

 

I've always felt like that was a very Starscream way for things to go. Even immortality can't help him finish the job.

 

How come TFs almost never get playsets?

 

Skull-faced formers are weird.

 

Why erector is absent in all the franchise poor guy

 

There are more non-Decepticon lead villains (Sentinel Prime, Lockdown, Quintessa) in the Bayformers movie than Decepticon lead villains (Megatron, The Fallen).

Of even greater irony is the fact two of them are often heralded as “model villains” despite not even being part of the main antagonistic faction!

 

His name is trademarked

Do Transformers sleep?
Do they charge?
What happens when you put gas in a Transformers' gas tank?
When a Transformer scans a vehicle, do they share the same color as the vehicle or the color they had on Cybertron?

 

They should have done have given Siege Soundwave a cracked door as an extra piece and done Soundblaster without the cracked door. For the homage to work Soundwave should have the cracked door and Soundblaster should have a neat one.

 

How do Whirl and Shockwave eat and drink?

 

How about their face hinges upwards like a trapdoor and they just pour everything in the chute.
Transformers don't really eat solids anyway except for the Insecticons, so they don't need to chew.
The only downside is they don't see what they eat.

 

How in the living fuck did people like the Constructicons function in a pre-war Cybertronian society?


For that matter, what the fuck were the Creators smoking when they designed them? Did they go freestyle on the drawing board, or are they really just prison cells for damned sparks guilty of unspeakable evils in their past lives?