Random guy gets into woman's car and craps everywhere.

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  1. marvel b

    marvel b Bearer of the Matrix of Smash

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    Okay, First...WHAT?
    and second...THE F***!!!

    That is one of the most down-right dirt-level disgusting messup things I've heard... WHY?!? I UNDERSTAND NOT WANTING TO CRAP YOURSELF, BUT DON'T CRAP IN A RANDOM CAR!! If I was her, I'd kick the guy beside the head and shove his face in it as payback.

    a thing to note is that the article was apparently written by Emily Brown..... It is a literal Brown Note....
     
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    I actually live rather close to there, so I had to Google it to be sure and Canton Ohio does not have a Kroger (mind you, they're pretty much everywhere ELSE in Ohio...) and the only two locations with the name Canton that have Kroger stores are Canton, Michigan and Canton, Georgia.
     
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  4. galvatran

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    Let’s not hastily exclude Florida...
     
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    Interesting present,.....how in the world?
     
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    Don't be ridiculous. Remember "Stick it in her Pooper"?

    ;) 
     
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  7. rattrap007

    rattrap007 one with the Force TFW2005 Supporter

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    I couldn't be the first to make that joke, but maybe i can be #2
     
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  8. Sixwing

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    I once heard a similar story about a lady who went around pooping on people's car hoods.
     
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    I hope she has shitty insurance.
     
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    TheWarPathGuy Sorry, I just look very gouda. That was cheesy.

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    This is why I triple check if my doors are locked.
     
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    Where are the Mods to give this thread a clean out.
     
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    We've all heard of taking an upper decker, but this is ridiculous...
     
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    Well when you're pooped, your imagination can go deep into the bowels of the human mind. I hope this guy doesn't already have a couple of criminal convictions, because on the turd strike you're out. Better out than in as Shrek would always say. Although I think after this thread I'm dung with the poop and Shrek puns for the moment.
     
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    Yeah, shitting in the street has become a common occurrence, and it got to this point because so few people in the press have done any stories which shine a bad light on their favorite politicians or activists who have enabled this situation. Most of the news I get about what's actually going on in this state is from a couple of guys on the radio who do investigative work pointing out all the corruption here in CA. They've been warning people for years, but we're talking about a state where people got slapped with an unexpected tax, were angry about it, and then voted against a repeal of it.
     
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    Great thread.

    I'm just glad no one is shit posting.
     
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    No shit sherlock
     
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  19. galvatran

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    Elementary, my dear Watson-of-a-b!tch would do such a thing!
     
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