post ur fav family guy quote.

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  1. megatronski

    megatronski Flamewar Simp

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    here is mine.
    "I dont Want to William Hurt You, All i want is your Tango and cash, and we can all be Happy Gilmore."
     
  2. BigRC83

    BigRC83 I'm singing in the rain

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    "Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me."
     
  3. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    "Louis Louis Louis Louis Louis;

    Mom mom mom;

    Mommy mommy mommy;

    Mama mama mama;

    Ma ma ma ma;

    Mom mom mom mom;

    Mommy mommy;

    Mama mama."
     
  4. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
    "Because you touch yourself at night"
     
  5. shibamura_prime

    shibamura_prime Food Truck or BMW Super Mod

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    I hate Family Guy, but I have to admit this makes me laugh my ass off every time:

    "Wakka wakka. Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?"
     
  6. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong.

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    *Bangs Shin*

    Hiss.

    Ahh.

    Hiss.

    Ow.

    Hiss.

    Ahh.

    Hiss.

    Ow.

    Hiss.

    Ahh.

    Hiss.

    Ahh.

    Hiss.

    Ow.

    Hiss.

    Ahh.

    Hiss.

    Ow.

    Hiss.

    Ahh.

    Hmm. I think this is one of those jokes where you have to be there...
     
  7. Takara_destron

    Takara_destron Mainly lurking these days

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    I loved this one :lol 
     
  8. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    Old Quagmire: Giggity giggity; oops, I just pooped a little.

    Old Cleveland: Thaaaaaaaaaaat's naaaaaaaaasty.
     
  9. Prowl

    Prowl Well-Known Member

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    "You'll see" - Peter, in a moment that really didn't call for that line.
     
  10. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    "So I roll the dice...."
    "Yeah?"
    "then you yell "YAHTZEE!"...."
    "Okay?"
    "and then wave your hands in a gay fashion."
    "Okay!"
    "You ready?"
    "Yeah, you gonna do it with me?"
    "Yep."
    "Okay, go ahead!"

    *rolls dice*

    "YAHTZEE!!!"
    "Gay."
    "YOU SUCK!"

    -Brian and Stewie
     
  11. Trailbreaker77

    Trailbreaker77 Camaro Club! Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    "You want me to wack a guy, off a guy
    wack off a guy."
     
  12. Prowl

    Prowl Well-Known Member

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    "It's a Jackal, it's a Jackal."
    "A Jackal!"
     
  13. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    *headdesk*

    "IT WASN'T RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU SAY IT ANOTHER 20 TIMES?!?"
     
  14. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    When Lois thought she might be pregnant again:

    Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
    Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
    Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
    Brian: That's Street Fighter.
     
  15. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    Easy.

    "I didn't like the Godfather." :p 
     
  16. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    "It's just been revoked."
    "He didn't really set you up for that line."
    "Oh... I'll have what she's having."
    "Much better."
     
  17. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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  18. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    The "Butt Scratcher" bit is classic.
     
  19. Crombiecron

    Crombiecron Planet Muncher

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    The bird is the word!!

    when he is in bed with the light off and lois switches the lioght on an he straight in her face BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
     
  20. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    I hate the show, too, but this made me LOL:

    "Guys can marry other guys now, so that's it for you."