Bimma, I'm happily married but your accent makes me crazy.

 

It's not gay unless the balls touch.

 

There are 4 lights.

 

"Twin Twist SOCKS?" - a very confused Wally Burr

"I'm from the internet."

"It kept me awake all night."

"Who ate my cake?"

"I don't even know what all this is supposed to be about." - An employee of Botcon

 

"Wow. I really like your work, man."
-Eric, Hasbro's lead TF designer, talking about me  

 

i'm trying to remember how wally burr pronounced "tripredacus council" at the dinner. something along the lines of "triple pleedicourse"... corrections are appreciated.

 

"And I don't want the Optimus Prime toy! I want the Starscream toy! All the Starscream toys!"
"And no cheese on the burger, it gums up my works."
-Michael Dobson, using his Starscream voice, at the voice actor panel during the annual Botcon-tradition question of "Can you do your character as he goes through the fast food drive-thru?"

PAT LEE as SWINDLE
-Not really a quote, but from a fake Transformers cast list shown during the MSTF video

 

"Theres no need to fear, Powerglide is here!"
-Micheal Chain when he visited my table

 

"Can I get your signature?" Micheal Dobson to me after I gave him one of my pics.  

 

Beat it like it owes you money.

 

From the Guests to me:
"See you in the Studio" - Brian Dobson as I was leaving his table w/ an autograph
"You've got great chops" - Micheal Chain on my performance during the Botcon Idol auditions.
"You've got a great voice but don't rely on it" - Wally Burr

"This hotel is great there are so many corners to pee in" - Tobecat
"I am the pickle king"

 

"Excuse us, do you have $.50 for the condom machine"

 

Oh ya, I forgot that one, she was hot.

 

OMG that was funny ... and the three girls on the 8th floor balcony cheering her on  

God bless bachelorette parties!

 

"One's got a soul full of hope..." - a punchline to one of Draven's many jokes


"Well it starts at 7 o'clock and will hopefully be over by 7:01" - one of the BotCon employees when asked about how long the awards dinner was suppossed to run.

 

The FUNNIEST thing ever said to me, because it was uttered by our honored Takara guest speaker as we had our picture taken together:

"You ... are too tall."

 

 

Dare we post the punch lines to any of his other jokes   CLUNT

 

Yarr!

"Thanks for the help! Do you have an agent? "
-Wally Burr, after I'd done the voice finalist read-in for the two female contestants who didn't show up

"Oh HELL no, I'm NOT sitting next to YOU on the flight!"
- Twin Twist, after he spotted the GIANT margarita at TGI Fridays on DFW airport....  

 

Aaron Archer - "Never play cards with a woman with a tattoo of a snake on her body or with a Transformers toy designer"

(Said shortly after his two pair beat my pocket Ace's which I had gone all in with)

Paul