Police uncover plot to castrate and murder Justin Bieber

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  1. Starscream600, Dec 13, 2012
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    Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen star - Telegraph

    What a waste...
     
  2. FatalT 71, Dec 13, 2012
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    Imagine the surprise on the faces of the hit men when they went to do the job and realized Bieber has no balls!
     
  3. Satomiblood, Dec 13, 2012
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    Jesus...
     
  4. Optimus1138, Dec 13, 2012
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    I really wonder what the (widely varying, I'm sure) reactions would be if this ended up being successful.
     
  5. Rusty24, Dec 13, 2012
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    I don't like Justin Beiber, but this is really extreme. I'm glad this was stopped before it could have happened.
     
  6. MetalRyde, Dec 13, 2012
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    would it have been such a bad thing if at least the balls went snip-snip?
     
  7. ErbFan28, Dec 13, 2012
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    I don't like JB, but this is fucked up
     
  8. B'Bantor, Dec 13, 2012
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    The guy who ordered Justin Bibber dead and his wiener removed apparently has a tattoo of his intended victim's face according to my local newspaper.
    ^^^^oh it says so right there at the top of this article too. Didn't see it at first.
    Can you believe it? A tattoo of Justin Bibber? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
     
  9. Sideways77, Dec 13, 2012
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    Aw...

    I mean, GOOD! Uh, serves them right! I guess.
     
  10. MegaMoonMan, Dec 13, 2012
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    Leave Justin alone!

    *insert leave Brittany alone pic here*
     
  11. Megastar, Dec 13, 2012
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    This kind of stuff is way I don't want to live on this planet any.
     
  12. Master Blaster, Dec 13, 2012
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    :lol  Goddamn.


    I don't think I'd be bothered either way; whether he was done in or not. I suppose at least afterwards he wouldn't be able to release any more crud, but then there's risk that of artists' fortune- he gets extra famous for being dead!

    Good to know that even psychos hate (sort of...) Bieber, gives me a little faith.
     
  13. Autobot Burnout, Dec 13, 2012
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    I'm not sure Bieber's voice can go any higher...
     
  14. firehawc_69, Dec 13, 2012
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    It wouldn't affect me either way, except for the non-stop news about it if it did happen, and him basically turning into a martyr. I'd rather him just lose his appeal naturally as people come to their senses as time goes on and realize how awful and overrated she really is.
     
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  15. TrueNomadSkies, Dec 13, 2012
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    Ha!^


    Seriously though, I'll probably start liking JB when he's 40 or something couse maybe by then puberty will've hit.
     
  16. VictoryLeo19, Dec 13, 2012
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    This has got to be one of the most intersting stories of the year.
     
  17. JazzHunter83, Dec 13, 2012
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    Wow! such mean spiritedness in this thread. FFS! Someone planned to kill and mutilate another human being and people are joking about it?

    I find Justin Bieber annoying, but he's still a person and he must be terrified right now. He is still a person.

    I am quite disgusted at the reaction to this actually.
     
  18. JazzHunter83, Dec 13, 2012
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    Yeah, not sure the punishment fits the crime. The only people I would be happy to see castrated are paedophiles. Lets not confuse Justin Bieber with the real monsters in this world.....
     
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  19. Soundpulse, Dec 13, 2012
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    Inb4lock. I see it happening. A bunch of arguments. I feel sorry for Justin. I hate his songs, but he's innocent. No human beings deserve what was going to happen to him.
     
  20. JazzHunter83, Dec 13, 2012
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    Succinctly put! I agree.
     
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