Looking at the thread title, I thought it was the premise to another one of those National Lampoon movies.
Well a funny rumour I heard, apparently she's apart of MENSA...that's pretty damn bizarre though if it were true then maybe she's putting on the dumb blonde as an act. Anyone detecting "Legally Blonde" vibes here?
A quick Google seems to show a few gossip websites mentioning Paris is a member of MENSA, but erm, as a joke. I wish it were true though.
Ahh...well I'm not surprised though it does have me curious about what her real IQ is if it's not over 140 like the MENSA groups.
Who's the cracker at Harvard who decided Paris Hilton should be their woman of the year? Well, it could have been worse... they could have chosen, dare I say it, Britney Spears.
isn't it jessica simpson who was actually pretty smart, and just played off the stupid blonde image for a while?
Show of hands, whose lives are so empty every day that they have to wish bad things happen to Paris Hilton? Or Britney Spears? Or anyone else more successful than they are?
Hmm...why am I not surprised? I'm starting to think there's not gonna be a real life rip off of "Legally Blonde"
Like in all seriousness, how could she possibly think she would have won an award like that? I can't believe she is actually so stupid.
Apparently success means being lucky enough to be born into cash... Alright, someone start getting the odds together. 2:1 she thinks this is legit 3:1 she can't get there because she doesn't know how to type "mapquest" 5:1 she gives a speech about Harvard giving her a degree in hot. 7:2 she thinks she's still filming The Simple Life while there 150:1 she doesn't show because she realizes they're making fun of her 4:1 she doesn't show because she doesn't know left from right 1:1 she embarrasses her family even further
