Package thief taunts St. Paul victim with thank you note

That sure was thoughtful of him. It's the little niceties like this that really matter during the holiday season. If you're gonna steal from someone you really ought to be kind enough to leave a thank you card or a handwritten note.

 

And to think, you would go to prison for shooting that individual. The sick world we live in.

 

What a ashole

 

I mean, it's screwed up, yeah, but it's just a phone charger. That's not exactly equivalent to a human life

 

This is why I invest in a P.O. box for my deliveries.

 

F**k guns, you touch my sh*t I'll rocket launcher your sorry a$$.

 

I hate thieves. I have a few guns but I don't have ammo. I use the guns to scare people and as decorations.

I hope it doesn't happen to me but if I catch some trying to take my stuff, I'll bust out the front door with my double-barrelled shotgun and calmly say "Hey, What's up?"

 

The life of a thief doesn't mean shit to me. I'd rather have a billion phone chargers or whatever than another thief out there. I don't steal from people's porches or at all so I'm not worried about getting shot over it. If you're good with people stealing from you that's your perogitive. Happy holidays

 

There's a shitload of self-professed thieves on this site. Don't want to pay for that, I'll just steal it from the internet. Like that intellectual property, let me just merchandise it for myself. Why don't you take your hollow threats and big electronic penis and wave it at them keyboard cowboy

 

I didn't threaten anyone

 

You're welcome asshole.

 

I counter the theif's thank you note with a:

 

Sounds like a stunt Lupin III would do.

 

Man, one thing I hate worse than thieves is entitled thieves.

 

This is one of the cringiest 'fight me irl' I've seen.

 

Poetic justice would have been the authorities pulling prints off the note and arresting this guy for mail tampering, which is a felony. Then, she could have written his dumb ass a note in prison: Enjoy your stay. Hope it was worth it. Merry Christmas and don't pick up the soap!

 

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What a smug asshole. I hope whoever it was gets caught by the owners and has the ever living shit beat outta them.

@Sylent  

 

F*ck rocket launchers. I will summon the Ogrelord himself, Shrek.

For evildoers everywhere, Shrek isn't love or life.

Shrek is hate. Shrek is Hell.

Shrek is wrath. Shrek is war.

Seriously speaking, I suppose I'd prefer a polite thief over an impolite one. Maybe he's Bilbo Baggins and wields the One Ring, and has found his way from Middle-Earth into our time and place and goes around stealing stuff to take back to his covetous Dwarf friends?

 

The nerve of some people. The worse thing about package thefts is they are hard to catch could be anyone.
I don't really believe in karma but hopefully, karma will catch up to this person.