Optimus needs glasses or target pratice...

Discussion in 'Transformers Earthspark and Cartoon Discussion' started by longhaulsub, Sep 20, 2011.

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  1. longhaulsub, Sep 20, 2011
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    At least 3 scenes where he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with his guns.

    1. Shooting at Megatron taking off the cliff face of the zombie grounds.

    2. Shooting at the dark energon crystal heading into the space bridge.

    3. When Arachnid takes off after she had Arcee by the neck in "Partners".

    C'mon Prime, you can do better than that...

    >facepalm<
     
  2. Bountyan, Sep 20, 2011
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    Is it Beast Wars in here or what!?

    Seriously if any of the characters in BW could actually aim the series would be over in three episodes.
     
  3. TFW10, Sep 20, 2011
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    I think your too hard on Prime.
     
  4. Cyber Star, Sep 20, 2011
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    I wanna see Optimus with glasses now. :lol 
     
  5. AnithaPrime, Sep 20, 2011
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    ^ Yes! That would be sooo cute! Maybe he was sleepy and had a hard time seeing..or he was too jittery from caffeine infused energon!! But no, i'm sure it's to keep the characters alive and well.
     
  6. 13 Primes, Sep 20, 2011
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    Me too! that would be too cute :D 
     
  7. IceMagnus, Sep 20, 2011
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    LOL optimus prime with glasses :) 
     
  8. Starscreamer95, Sep 20, 2011
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    Prime with glasses. :lol  Doesn't Peter wear glasses?
     
  9. TFW10, Sep 20, 2011
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    That would be funny, seeing Optimus with glasses.
     
  10. Lazerwave, Sep 21, 2011
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    Hmmm, Optimus with Glasses?:lol 

    Megatron will be laughing until he coughs out his Spark.
     
  11. TheTFReview, Sep 21, 2011
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    He's a lover, not a fighter.
     
  12. longhaulsub, Sep 21, 2011
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    Seriously, like way off in target. At least knock a paint chip off them. I mean point blank range he's ok, just moving targets he sucks, lol...
     
  13. StarYoshi14, Sep 21, 2011
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    No one in Prime can shoot. Right when Team Prime walks into the main Energon Mining complex in Darkness Rising, they all just stand there and start shooting. Vehicons can't shoot for shit, and Team Prime needs to learn to find cover.
     
  14. Electra1408, Sep 21, 2011
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    hahahha....yeah, that makes two of us xD lol

    and yeah, mostly i realised this was when arachnid (or however you spell her name, i forgot) took off....
     
  15. DinoFreakUSA, Sep 21, 2011
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    This is Transformers. You don't get shot unless it contributes to the plot or your a useless drone. Except for then, bullets are just used a scene decoration while the characters run across the battlefeild. It is part of how cartoons work.

    Also...
    Since the public demanded it....
    [​IMG]

    Just something I drew up real quick.
     
  16. 13 Primes, Sep 21, 2011
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    :lol  Thats Adorable!!!
    I also Agree with you
     
  17. Nevermore, Sep 21, 2011
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    An old joke by David Willis:
     

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  18. Thenames9, Sep 21, 2011
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    That would make fights scenes absolutely boring. If he shot Megatron in one the series would get boring quick, and the battles would suck.
     
  19. Cevel, Sep 21, 2011
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    Optimus with glasses, huh? Let me try!

    [​IMG]

    Oh. Oh dear. :lol  He looks like a giant robot hipster. Maybe contacts would be a better idea...
     
  20. Tyrannosaur, Sep 21, 2011
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    Harry Pottermus Prime?

    :lolol 

    He needs those gigantic coke-bottle thick glasses like Professor Farnsworth.
     
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