ONION Parody: Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids

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  1. Beemer, Sep 4, 2007
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    I thought everyone here could probably appreciate this. I know I've felt this way before. (For those of you who aren't familiar with it, the Onion is a PARODY news site. Don't take this seriously!)

    Clicky clicky!
     
  2. thoughtcrime, Sep 4, 2007
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    Ahh poop, I can't view from work. Dumb firewalls and such.
     
  3. Brawl, Sep 4, 2007
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    That is funny. Sadly it's not too far from the truth in situations like that. Face it, some kids are stupid and do dumb things...maybe not as dumb as that article though.
     
  4. DilaZirK, Sep 4, 2007
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    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 

    The Onion has some good reads.
     
  5. flamepanther, Sep 4, 2007
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    I remember reading this back in 2000 :) 
     
  6. Orodruin, Sep 4, 2007
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    :lolol 
     
  7. Ops_was_a_truck, Sep 4, 2007
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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Yeah, I thought that too. It's still a great joke, though. :lol 
     
  8. Autovolt 127, Sep 4, 2007
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lol 
     
  9. Rewind, Sep 4, 2007
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    Rewind Swoosh!

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    I want one of those! :D 
     
  10. smkspy, Sep 4, 2007
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    That was very stupid., and I feel dumber for reading it now.
     
  11. Lord Megatron, Sep 4, 2007
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    That was awesome. :lol 
     
  12. ninety, Sep 4, 2007
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    ninety NERDS!!

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 

    Probably not that much of a stretch from real life!