Florida Metal Musician Turns Uncle's Skeleton Into 'Skelecaster' Guitar

 

i am speechless

 

What. The. Hell?

 

I honestly thought it was pretty awesome if you read the stuff they quote him as saying  

 

Definitely the wrong reason to use an EpiPen.

Drunk Florida woman stabs sister with EpiPen because she’s ‘allergic to drunks’ | MyStateline.com

 

When you find out Florida Man has his own Twitter account...

https://twitter.com/_flaman/status/1372544441068654594?s=21

 

So it’s always a good idea to fight Popeyes employees through the drive thru then rob the register. Then again their chicken is worth fighting for.

3 women arrested in connection with attack at Popeyes restaurant

 

Sheesh. Ronald McD looks a little different in Florida.

 

I hope that bar is the vertical type. And throw away the key.  

 

I'm convinced that every "Florida Man" story is secretly just Ross from Vlog Creations.

 

Florida mom wearing boxing glove fights student at daughter’s school, according to reports | WFLA

 

Wow.

 

Satan:

 

This thread is why the real life argument is shot down in debates on movies.

 

I wanna be turned into a drum kit.

 

Fantastic, I've been looking for a new set.

 

I had to re-read this sentence like five times to actually understand what it was saying. I wish I hadn't bothered.

 

You were in the florida thread, when you were rereading, were you expecting any type of good answers?

 

...Fair.