Odd sentences that can stop an awkward conversation cold

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  1. Sage o' G-fruit, Jun 7, 2009
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    What do you use to get out of awkward situations/conversations with people?

    One of my favorites is: "I can play the theme song to Psych by cracking my knuckles"

    How about you guys?
     
  2. Brandon, Jun 7, 2009
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    "I used to be a dude."
     
  3. Bryan, Jun 7, 2009
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    :lol 

    That's so random and hilarious! :D 
     
  4. deltaprime, Jun 7, 2009
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    I just yell, "Awkward silence!" and then walk away.
     
  5. UnicronHound, Jun 7, 2009
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    "Hey look what I can do" then do the boob dance, that's a great one
     
  6. butz, Jun 7, 2009
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    Yesterday I compared something to a bunch of naked Bavarian men in their 40s to a friend of mine, which strangely enough didn't create an awkward silence. It prompted him to say that he had tried a Bavarian cream pie the other day. I responded by saying something to effect of "oh, they can give you a Bavarian cream pie alright". That was the conversation stopper.
     
  7. FreshDebesh, Jun 7, 2009
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    I usually just say I'm gonna go somewhere thats not here and walk away.
     
  8. Honey-Flash, Jun 7, 2009
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  9. Malikon, Jun 7, 2009
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    "man, that girl's pretty, nice bone structure. I'd love to take her out to dinner and a movie then see what her head looks like on a plate."
     
  10. MushroomPrime, Jun 7, 2009
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    Say something like BOOBS or PENIS really loud in class and everyone shuts up.
     
  11. deltaprime, Jun 7, 2009
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    Oh wait, you could do the truffle shuffle! (Anyone know what I'm talking about?)
     
  12. UnicronHound, Jun 7, 2009
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  13. smkspy, Jun 7, 2009
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    In those awkward moments I tend to sing,

    I love to sing-a
    About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a.
    I love to sing-a
    'Bout the sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
    Anything-a with a swing-a to an I love you-a.
    I love-a to, I love-a to sing.
     
  14. Sage o' G-fruit, Jun 7, 2009
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    That's not a joke, I can really do that. If they don't believe me, I proceed to do just that.

    If the conversation doesn't end right there, it's on to Monk on my toes. :D 
     
  15. grimlockams prime, Jun 7, 2009
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    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
    and "Chupa-thingy!"
    Win.
     
  16. MushroomPrime, Jun 7, 2009
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    Fuckin Nostalgia

    YouTube - Owl Jolson- I Love To Singa
     
  17. TheIncredibleHulk, Jun 7, 2009
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  18. Vexza, Jun 7, 2009
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    Hmm...

    "I need to chew this over with Twix."

    The only one I can think of, and it certainly ended that conversation.
     
  19. Turbocharger, Jun 7, 2009
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    "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
     
  20. megatronkicksas, Jun 7, 2009
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    "I EATZ BABIEZ!"

    or

    "HUNGER GETS WHAT HUNGER WANTS!"
     
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