Prepare yourselves for some of the most unfunny jokes you ever seen yet on the boards! This is Not Blitzwing's Anti-Jokes! Enjoy! Spoiler Megatron: A munky? Time to Trash-Talk! Megatron: Eat Shit, You Cannibalistic Rapist! Primal: Well, That's Just Prime. Megatron: It's Optimus Primal!?!? He's got SWORDS?!?! AND BUILT-IN-GUNS!?!? Megatron: But wait, I have a fusion cannon . . . and a SWORD! Hold on! Where did this come from? Megatron: Nevermind Plot Holes! Prepare for Devolution, Maximal! Special Thanks to @Deltron Magnus @Scarlet knight @Subdurmal
Here's another one: Soundblaster: Did you hear, Lord Megatron? Scarlet Knight is hosting the Funnies Awards. Megatron: Yes, I heard, Soundblaster. Soundblaster: You think we gonna win anything? Megatron: SLAG NO!!
I ordered Studio Series 86-02 Kup from Amazon yesterday. He'll be the comic's Hot Rod. (until I get a SS86 Hot Rod. And maybe ER Sunstreaker.) Thank you all for your support. More photocomics are coming soon to a thread near you.
Anti-Joke #3: Sideswipe: I still can't believe Not Blitzwing found TWO of you at Walmart, Cliffjumper. Bumblebee: Wait . . . Bumblebee: Whose Not Blitzwing?
Anti-Joke #4: Spoiler Sideswipe: Glad to see you here, Old-Timer! Kup: Turbo revin' young punk! Sideswipe: But . . . but I was jus- Kup: Listen Brat, why don't you grab me a beer? Kup: Scrap! My arm?! Why don't you give me a hand? Sideswipe: Leak out, Boomer. You have the other one. Kup: Fine, I'll do it myself. Kup: Come on, come on . . . Kup: Scrap! My legs? How is that even possible?!?! Kup: My life is going to be The Pit itself, isn't it? Kup's Legs: You're goddamn right!
Yeah, if it's just the arms, you might let it slide, but when the legs start talking it's time to seek help. So Kup is kind built like a modulator or something? In addition to this one, I've seen him missing a limb in at least one of Subdurmal's comics.
Ah, ok. I need to go back and watch that movie again (it's been a really long time), because I don't remember that part.
Anti-Joke #5: Kup: How come I, an old and experienced soldier, get this puny-ass gun . . . Kup: . . . while Bumblebee, a newbie scout, gets a big-ass bazooka!? Kup: Hey, why the big gun? You're compensating for something? Kup: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kup: HOHOHOHOHOHO! Hoist: HOW MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU GOTTA LEARN THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!?! Kup's Limbs: Too many.
So Bumblebee took the time and effort to shoot off each of his limbs one by one. Respect! It does seem odd that they gave him that bazooka/cannon thing. Not just because he never had a weapon like that in the show, but wouldn't have been cheaper to just give him a small blaster instead? I know they already had the molds for the CJ cannon ready to go, but still.
Sorry for the delay, here's Anti-Joke #6: Bumblebee: What's up, Cup? Kup: Nothing much, minibot. Bumblebee: Not you, Kup. I was talking to Cup! Cup: Yo.
@Subdurmal @Deltron Magnus @ThunderDestron @Kamen Ranger Bat @Ultimaster09 @Smoking Cons Club @Scarlet knight @LRJ2007 Anti-Joke #7: Megatron: Listen here, meatbags. You better vote for us in the Funnies Awards, Megatron: or else taste the wrath of my Fusion Cannon! Primal: Hold up! You can't threaten the voters, Megatron. Megatron: Tanks for telling me, Munky! Primal: Time to go apeshit!