Not Blitzwing's Anti-Jokes

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  1. Not Blitzwing

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    Prepare yourselves for some of the most unfunny jokes you ever seen yet on the boards! This is
    Not Blitzwing's Anti-Jokes!
    Enjoy!
    Megatron: A munky? Time to Trash-Talk!
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    Megatron: Eat Shit, You Cannibalistic Rapist! 20210203_143752.jpg
    Primal: Well, That's Just Prime.
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    Megatron: It's Optimus Primal!?!? He's got SWORDS?!?! AND BUILT-IN-GUNS!?!?
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    Megatron: But wait, I have a fusion cannon . . . and a SWORD! Hold on! Where did this come from?
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    Megatron: Nevermind Plot Holes! Prepare for Devolution, Maximal! 20210203_144903.jpg
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    I'm glad you took my suggestion to start one.
     
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    Here's another one:
    Soundblaster: Did you hear, Lord Megatron? Scarlet Knight is hosting the Funnies Awards.
    Megatron: Yes, I heard, Soundblaster.
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    Soundblaster: You think we gonna win anything?
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    Megatron: SLAG NO!!
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    :lol 
     
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    I ordered Studio Series 86-02 Kup from Amazon yesterday. He'll be the comic's Hot Rod. :ev:  (until I get a SS86 Hot Rod. And maybe ER Sunstreaker.)
    Thank you all for your support. More photocomics are coming soon to a thread near you.
     
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    Anti-Joke #3:
    Sideswipe:
    I still can't believe Not Blitzwing found TWO of you at Walmart, Cliffjumper.
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    Bumblebee: Wait . . .
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    Bumblebee: Whose Not Blitzwing? 20210222_120313.jpg
     
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    Anti-Joke #4:
    Sideswipe: Glad to see you here, Old-Timer! 20210222_122658.jpg
    Kup: Turbo revin' young punk! 20210222_122735.jpg
    Sideswipe: But . . . but I was jus- 20210222_122858.jpg
    Kup: Listen Brat, why don't you grab me a beer? 20210222_123039.jpg 20210222_124337.jpg
    Kup: Scrap! My arm?! Why don't you give me a hand? 20210222_123848.jpg
    Sideswipe: Leak out, Boomer. You have the other one.
    Kup: Fine, I'll do it myself. 20210222_124947.jpg
    Kup: Come on, come on . . . 20210222_125453.jpg
    Kup: Scrap! My legs? How is that even possible?!?! 20210222_125733.jpg
    Kup: My life is going to be The Pit itself, isn't it? 20210222_131145.jpg
    Kup's Legs: You're goddamn right! 20210222_131210.jpg
     
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    When your legs start talking to you.
     
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    Yeah, if it's just the arms, you might let it slide, but when the legs start talking it's time to seek help.

    So Kup is kind built like a modulator or something? In addition to this one, I've seen him missing a limb in at least one of Subdurmal's comics.
     
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    You can remove his arms and legs to recreate the squid scene in the movie.
     
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    Ah, ok. I need to go back and watch that movie again (it's been a really long time), because I don't remember that part.
     
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    Anti-Joke #5:
    Kup:
    How come I, an old and experienced soldier, get this puny-ass gun . . . 20210223_125841.jpg
    Kup: . . . while Bumblebee, a newbie scout, gets a big-ass bazooka!? 20210223_125948.jpg
    Kup: Hey, why the big gun? You're compensating for something? 20210223_130114.jpg
    Kup: HAHAHAHAHAHA! 20210223_130303.jpg
    Kup: HOHOHOHOHOHO! 20210223_130439.jpg
    Hoist: HOW MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU GOTTA LEARN THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!?!
    Kup's Limbs: Too many. 20210223_130841.jpg
     
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    Kup's limbs are smarter then he is.
     
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    So Bumblebee took the time and effort to shoot off each of his limbs one by one. Respect! :D 

    It does seem odd that they gave him that bazooka/cannon thing. Not just because he never had a weapon like that in the show, but wouldn't have been cheaper to just give him a small blaster instead? I know they already had the molds for the CJ cannon ready to go, but still.
     
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    When your legs start talking to you 09C63A8C-ADA2-41C1-B929-36DB6B8D37C6.gif
     
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    Sorry for the delay, here's Anti-Joke #6:
    Bumblebee: What's up, Cup? 20210226_143936.jpg
    Kup: Nothing much, minibot. 20210226_143958.jpg
    Bumblebee: Not you, Kup. I was talking to Cup! 20210226_144107.jpg
    Cup: Yo. 20210226_144137.jpg
     
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