This is full of win

Is it me or does aolnews.com really REALLY enjoy using the "C" word in this article?

 

Where in the article do they mention cunt?  

 

Cock you dingus

 

Oh, right.

Never knew "cock" was the c-word. Always thought it was "cunt".

 

Well both are C words..

 

True, but cock is a perfectly benign word which has several unremarkable and non-"dirty" meanings, such as the adult male of any various landfowl (chickens, peafowl, partridges, etc.), a device for controlling the flow of liquid (the ball cock in your toilet), and part of the firing mechanism in a gun.

Cunt, on the other hand, only has one meaning (the vajayjay) which we all know is a dirty, shameful thing, and therefore is never mentioned by name or written down in polite society and only whisperingly referred to as "the C-word."