naughty things you did as a kid...

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  1. Nachtsider

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    I had to look that word up, you know. I initially thought it was some kind of Filipino term. :lol 

    Oh, I'd hardly deem it 'suffering'. Quite on the contrary. :D ream:

    But I think this thread has been hijacked enough, lol. Come on and post your childhood shenanigans, people!
     
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    I also remember I was somewhat of a bully when I was a kid. I clearly remember purposely stepping on this kid's sand castle to make him cry and trying to beat up this guy in kindergarten on the playground before my friends stopped me before I got in trouble.
     
  3. seali_me

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    i was 4 and she was 4. while taking a bath together for the first time, i opened her butt cheeks trying to find her penis. my other neighbor use to tuck his in there.
     
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    The things you can get away with when you're both children.

    I'm almost hesitant to ask how old your other neighbor was.
     
  5. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol 

    OH GOD! :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol 
    This is almost better than falling over, laughing in the middle of a family dinner with the rest of the relatives thinking "What the hell?"! :lol 
     
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    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    kids are awesome. i'm going to having my second one soon. i'm hoping for a boy this time.
     
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    Not like this comes anywhere close to having sex with a 4 year old, but I took a shit in one of the urinals at my elementary school because for some reason, me & a couple of my dumb friends thought that doing so before our graduation would somehow be getting back at the asshole teachers.
     
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    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    poor janitor. lol
     
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    Suddenly, I feel like watching South Park's 'Mystery of the Urinal Deuce'.

    You've got balls, man. Had someone stumbled upon you doing that, there would've been no escape. :lol 
     
  10. TrueNomadSkies

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    Haha yeah, especially since we did it (or rather, I did it couse the others chickened out & didn't even keep watch like they were supposed to) during time when our school was flooding.
     
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    HAHAHAHA!

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    "fuck"
     
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    Haha, stumbled.


    Speaking of urinals, does anyone else remember having a designated piss time in class? Like, I don't mean a natural time when your body says you have to go (or even a time when you normally sneak away or whatever), but a specifically designated time in grade 1 or 2 where the entire class would be taken to the washroom as a group, lined up one by one & then expected to take a piss while your teacher was standing outside?
     
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    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    nope but i remember making my teacher wash my bum bum for me. that was my first day in school. i knew how but she was pretty.
     
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    First you spy on your hot babysitter, then you get a looker of a teacher to wash your ass.

    Man, oh man.
     
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    I don't know if I should be jealous of your childhood or want to see a movie of it :tongue: 
     
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    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    have you read the part where my online name comes from? seali = sealy the bed mattress. those days are long gone my friend. happily married now. 8 years. :)  i have to pay to change it.

    fixed!

    keep it PG 13 and we're good.
     
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    LOL yeah. I hear ya.
     
  18. TrueNomadSkies

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    Yep, he's a thread winner alright. :lol 
     
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    I once took a whiz in the Garbage can at school when I was seven.
    I just marched away like a boss.
     
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    Locked my next-door neighbours in our bathroom then lost the key