I was 4 and my little brother was 2. I convinced my little brother to help me pour a bucket full of cold water on my uncle who was sleeping at the time. Scared shi.tless, we hid in my aunt's room and locked the door. I can't remember why but I remember watching it on tv. I don't remember it being funny at the time but now it is. LOL I have more but would like everyone to share as well.
When I was three or four, my parents received a tin of expensive biscuits as a gift from my maternal grandfather, who had obtained them during a trip to Europe. Helped myself to some when nobody else was home. They tasted awful, at least to me they did; I tipped the contents of the tin onto the floor and smashed them to bits with a hammer from the house toolbox in 'revenge'. My father was dead set on smacking me silly, but Granddad intervened, saying "He's just a child; he doesn't know better." Granddad was the man; I miss him. My old primary school was built near a forested area. One day, seven-year-old me wandered off the playground, through a hole in the fence and into the bush in search of birds' nests, rubber seeds, toadstools and all the wonders of the forest. By the time I came back, I had been reported missing; the entire school and the surrounding neighborhood was searching for me. My teacher was livid; she snatched the rubber seeds I had collected right out of my hand and flung them right over the fence and back into the forest. I swore at her; she grabbed a cane and chased me around the compound. The pursuit ended when I clambered onto the roof of the schoolhouse and clung to the chimney, refusing to come down. Only when Granddad showed up and firmly talked me down, saying that a man invariably takes responsibility for his actions, did I descend to face the music. Again, I miss him so much. Nicked money from my parents every time they unjustly punished me, always taking care to take just enough to fulfill my needs and not raise suspicion. Considering they were the kind of people who belted me for scoring 98s on tests instead of 100s, such occasions came pretty often. I amassed a pretty decent sum by the time I was thirteen and they were out of my life. Wasn't pleasant, but I made them pay. Was about fourteen. Discovered two older students (prefects, no less) smoking behind the bike shed. These two had been giving me hell for some time, and I saw this as the perfect opportunity to get some delicious revenge. They did not notice me; I snuck off, returned with a fire extinguisher and doused them with it, yelling "Fire!" Before they could even react to being creamed, I snatched up some of the cigarette butts they had left on the ground and fled. They could not name me as the responsible for fear of me disclosing what they had been doing there in the first place. Good times.
^ your grandpa's awesome! my paper airplane flew over inside bathroom. i swear i didn't throw it over there. to my suprise, the live-in nanny at the time was taking a shower but forgot to close the door. she was only 18 years old and i was 10. i found the plane but for some odd reason i lost interest on it. looking back now, i think she liked me watching. she never said anything.
I remember when I was 14, I poured dirt inside my uncle's coffee thermos with him watching at a distance.
^ hahahaha. did he ever find out or have you told him? LOL she was the only one i liked too. the rest were mean and ugly. she went off to college the following year never to see her 36 Ds ever again.
Let's see, the first time I wrote graffiti on a wall with spray paint I was 6. The last time I did as such I was about 17. When I was really little I'd steal often, started drinking 40's at 12, smoking reefer soon after. I know it sounds like a real cliche but being from my particular region I've seen and done all kinds of crazy things.
Be generalized as a perverted porno fan due to my immature boy's P.E. class in one of my old schools put a magizine picture of a naked woman on where the girls sit... I didn't laugh, I facepalmed, and the woman on that picture looked like 9/11.
I also recall that when my family and I were in a motel temporairily, the TV in our room had a porno channel, I'm not kidding. One day still living in that room, my mom was in the shower, I watched that channel ...it wasn't pleasant.
