"Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?" "Surprise, cockfags!" They're from the same movie
"The thing is all English people think about us Americans is we're a bunch of hicks, I AM NOT A HICK, I don't wear cowboy boots, I hate the fucking rodeo, horses smell like shit to me, I AM NO HICK."
"Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God."
I don't mean to pseudo-mod, but people have no reading comprehension in a thread that could turn out pretty fun. OP says one person at a time posts a movie quote and people guess it. If they get a yes/no from the question poster, THEN they post their quote. There's no quote to guess, so I'll start the chain again and hopefully we can do this properly: "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."
That movie has one of the best bad quotes (or would it be "worst great quotes"?): Perry: Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word ‘idiot’ which is what you f*&king are! Surprised you didn't go with that one.
Correct, your turn I wasn't sure if dialogue was allowed, and I already felt I pseudo modded enough.. I seriously love that movie though. Great lines throughout it.
ok my turn here hmmmmmmmm.... "Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins London"
