Having waited with baited breath until after my boy finally turned 3 years old last week, I premiered the movie for him...which didn't turn out the way I had hoped. To give you all an idea: Son: "What's that spell?" Dad: "Dreamworks." Son: "What's that spell?" Dad: "Paramount." Son: "Who's that talking? Optimus Prime?" Dad: "Yes." Son: "What's that spell?" Dad: "Transformers." After 40 minutes of incessant questioning, I figured I'd best skip to all the gratuitous robot scenes. To cap off the experience, when it was over I presented him with a Cyber Stompin' Optimus, which he thought was pure awesomeness... ...although he did ask why it couldn't transform.