Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by is456, Jan 9, 2018.
Gluing on the permanently attached cannons is already as redundant as beating a dead horse since it's already dead. (Imagine Ironhide's arms coated in sticky glue.)
You wouldn't expect a dead horse to die again like how you would not expect permanently attached cannons to fall off again.
The cannons were attached on at the magical sweatshops where they regularly bend the laws of physics. Even the universe started with the big bang, unless you are suggesting that Ironhide's cannons exist and had always existed outside the realm of the observable universe.
The whole redundancy thing was really just unnecessarily complicated by the addition of the falling off bit.
Grade is a solid C, themes were evident but unrefined. (C for cannons, obviously)
*flashbacks to Mr. T's AP Literature class*
Pretty much the story of my life. Why did you have to remind me?
Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream.
A boy's dream.
And a man's promise to that boy.
He looked at me in the eye.
He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
"But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As."
Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
Okay? Here's the dream. Your C.
Dream gone. Kaput.
Sir, just ask yourself,
what would Jesus do?
It's like infinity plus 1.
I feel like the whole cannon joke thing started to hide the sadness of people who preordered this with the constant delays
Much like the cannons, the disappointment of delay cannot be hidden away
oh shoot that was one of my freshest rhymes
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Just when I thought a meme was dead...everyone posts some funny cannon memes. Anyways, let's combine the 2 popular topics on this thread...
ARE THE CANNONS TO SCALE?
Only in alt mode.
Ironhide confirms it...cannons are removable.
God can't November come any sooner.
Dude...I watched him pull it off myself...it happened...
Okay, serious question time. How do we know that the cannons are not removable? I was looking at his reveal pictures and noticed that they were on the opposite arms as the stock images. Now I know that is not conclusive proof, but to me that says they are removable.
P.S. I don't want to go digging through this thread to find out if any one has found actual proof, so just for the record, what do we know for sure?
There are pictures with them removed. It’s a fact that they’re removable. The inside joke is that they aren’t.
Wait a minute... really?
ladies and gentlemen, we got him
Those were photoshopped
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