Most cringe worthy TF quotes

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  1. transtrekkie

    transtrekkie On the level.

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    I searched and didn't see this as a topic and thought it's be fun. Pretty simple: List the most cringe worthy quote you can think of from Transformers. It can be from anything, cartoons, comics, movies, games...

    "Chrome alloy cake"

    "Mega mile"

    "Astro seconds"
     
  2. UndertakerPrime

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    The line that always makes me cringe, from A Prime Problem:

    Optimus Prime: "Megatron, you FIEND!!!"

    Even Peter Cullen couldn't save that line.
     
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    The majority of Leo's dialogue in ROTF. And while I'm at it, Bruce Brazos' sudden rant about red cups in DOTM, Tessa's dialogue in AOE. And while I found Jerry Wang very funny, I was distressed that when I watched DOTM with my friends (who aren't Transformer fans), they reacted far more to Jerry Wang than anything else in the movie, not even moments like "Prime's pissed".

    Raf's horribly forced impersonation of Ratchet in Persuasion. In the same episode, Starscream's "humans. Always the weak link!" Showing just how stupid his character really is.

    "Come on, hurry up and combine into Bruticus!" - Rise of the Dark Spark. To think turning into Bruticus was once a special, epic set piece of FOC and in Dark Spark it's just there.

    Any time in recent Aligned fiction where they say "change form" instead of "transform."

    And of course anytime Arcee or Optimus speak in Prime.
     
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    My face is my warrant.

    It's deliciously bad.
     
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    "SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR. AUTOBOTS INFERIOR"

    Soundwave -- TFP

    Such shameless fanwank...
     
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    Two heads are better than one, Cyclowness!
     
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    *insert the list of cringeworthy Bayformers quotes here, starting with "Enemy scrotum."*
     
  10. Starscream Gaga

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    90% of the times that a series quotes from possibly the most over-quoted cartoon in existence. (TF:TM)
     
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    Favourite line from AoE.
     
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    Fallout i can't hear a thing on the radio

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    "Megatron, BEGONE!"
     
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    I don't think it's too overquoted but if I hear "Till all are one" one more time...
     
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    G1
     
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    Oh, I definitely agree. I use to really like Soundwave before that episode. Then they just turned him into a stupid troll who spouts 86 quotes...



    I can understand it in the barn, but Optimus' amount of 'I'LL KILL YOU!"s in AOE was kinda a bit too much.
     
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    All of this.
     
  17. Scrapmaker

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    Most things in the movies. Several G1 quotes (though they're hilariously bad).

    I don't have problem with "Till All Are One" most of the time, but I just feel it should be used in say, funerals and such, since the line refers to dying and becoming one with [insert magic MacGuffin/God here].

    Now, "One Shall Stand..." on the other hand, that's something that's been overused. It's iconic, and under normal circumstances I like the line. But it shouldn't be used CONSTANTLY. For a final battle, or not at all, doesn't matter to me at this point.

    "Soundwave Superior" and variants. Mostly only because it's not usually delivered right.
     
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    oh god, i forgot half the shit movie OP says.

    I'LL KILL YOU! x4(?)
    When I find who did this... they're gonna die
    Defend my family or DIE... we're giving you FREEDOM!
    Now you die!
    We will kill them all
    Give me your face
     
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    Bumblebee's speech to Megatron at the end of Prime.
     
  20. transtrekkie

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    Anything said by Wheelie or Blurr in G1.