The center for Alabama State University Men's Basketball team. I present, Chief Kickingstallionsims. Fantastic: http://bamastatesports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/kickingstallionsims_chief00.html
Nope. Contrary to popular belief, we are not all related. That is Kentucky/Mississippi; their family tree is like a butter knife - straight with no branches. However, I did have a friend who married his third cousin by marriage, but apparantley they did not find out until after they were engaged.... LOL yes. That was always funny. And on a side not, how about mark martin and the viagra car? BTW, we use to have a regular guest at the hotel whose name was Richard Head, but he always used the abbreviation of Richard, and I think he did it on purpose. Imagine. "Confirming a reservation for Mr. Dick Head."
I knew a Major Coon, who was a black female. Nobody ever joked about it. Also knew a Colonel Nimrod and a Colonel Oberst.
HAHAHAAH, Damn, man, if I had that name I would just go by Richard and let them work for it. Or maybe he's taking the "it's going to happen anyway, may as well roll with it".
Man, that name's coolness lasted as long as it took for me to read from it to the part where he's a pogue computer technician.
My friend works in social services in our city and has a family called Jones he works with. Their kids are called Luke Skywalker and Lando Calrissian (Jones, of course). poor kids.